Every Time Holt ROASTED Wuntch | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

Hello Raymond Captain, it's good to see you, but if you're here, who's protecting Hades, it's the underboss, now, as expected, I've been promoted above you and now I'm here to evaluate you, we have a mark to match. who retired and moved away. Charleston will be closer to his grandchildren by dying at his desk with a little dignity. Interesting. I will try to cooperate with you in these new circumstances. Don't fool me. Stop. I did my best. Let us begin. The random checks are already done. Needless to say, I'm completely disappointed, huh, from your expression, I would have guessed that you would be constipated or cold, which is surprising, we have a work group, more importantly, once you were served, oh my goodness , once sounded like a lunch, now this opens up so many new avenues, it seems we.

We both have a pretty bad case of idiot boss. Yes, yours is an idiot and mine is a fork-tongued lizard. What about the

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you destroyed my personnel file while I was undercover? What if there was a mole you were trying to make me disappear? you embarrassed me in front of Derek Jeter you embarrassed yourself in front of Derek Jeter you're like the League of Nations in 36 just waiting for the Abyssinian crisis to resolve itself that's the lesson you draw from the fall of Addis Ababa Raymond you sound so naive and you sound just like Victor Emmanuel the third I have no idea who is winning.

I am a devil. Hello, Raymond, you look old and sickly. Very kind of you to greet us, Madeline. I thought you'd probably still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland. Sticks and stones. Raymond. describing your breakfast sergeant as i ask for words madeline

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can say no to anything those are my tissues raymond if you were planning on sneezing you should have brought yours sir she's a dental assistant im sure you want what is it what's best for the community she doesn't care about the community she only cares about defeating me this is the war sergeant the war at lunch oh well, you've given her a name so I've been planning how to cheer up Madeline when she puts on the medal I have the perfect line once

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is up so it's a lunchtime play yeah a devastating burn sir hello vice principal you've gotten older how did it go with Miller?

Fantastic, you love me. He would give you more details, but someone just arrived trying to find his Dalmatian coat. Hello Raymond Madeline. I was wondering why all the birds suddenly stopped singing. What brings you here? I heard you were under investigation by Internal Affairs. I didn't want to waste so much time with you here on the sidewalk. It's a shame a truck didn't drive over your head ah there's a wrinkled shell of Raymond Holt look Gina is a talking raisin enough foreplay wow you were right it was a mistake you think the semicolon was a mistake no it was a juicy piece of bait and she unhinged her jaw and swallowed it whole yeah, she should be the biggest person, it shouldn't be hard since methods aren't technically a person, the vice principal is here to see you, oh please, Diaz, I need a witness in case your head starts to spin hoarse turns into a wolf hmm a shameful pest grows right under your nose not unlike that mustache you had when we met that mustache was appropriate for the era you're going to leave my district and my work group alone or else you didn't want to meet you, you sure want to go with that one, he's absolutely hilarious right, Raymond Madeline, you're one, go ahead and rejoice, toad, thank you for this honor, vice principal , no, okay, you're welcome, once time is up both ways.

Unfortunately, I have no regrets because this case turned out to be important and she left. Madeline Wuntch has her hindquarters pointed towards him. I'm a favorite for a job with the Boston Police Department, but it's so close to Salem that you know what they do. the witches up there don't you believe this is incredible she is the devil and you don't dance with the devil because you will burn too because in the case of Madeline she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws I have come to ask for your help , we will savor the Commissioner's moment, so where were we?

This is how I see this happening, you beg for your job back, I refuse, you start crying like a war widow, that sounds good, don't tell your disgusting fish babies beforehand. They were born Madeleine, how did you get this? Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? 20th floor, yeah, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom underneath, enough niceties, have a seat, I bought him farewell gift tickets to Wicked in Boston, he's moving to a second-class city and I wanted to rub it in his nose. . Enjoy the substitutes. Madeline gets a kick out of watching a chubby Chenoweth imitation warble through the popular, so you've got an audience for this little trick.

Yeah, well, who? I wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile. I'm going to call the commissioner. Sheesh. I know you would never have recommended me for that Boston Post if deep down you didn't think I deserved the job. What did my wife leave me? stayed, come on sir, focus on the good, you can keep your head up, you took the high road with a vengeance, not at all when you were alone in our office, I changed your autocorrect now, when she writes lunch, it is replaced with him, but I'm not going. anywhere Madeline is not an invincible succubus, she is a normal succubus, so she can't be defeated, we just need to find the letter.

Madeline, thank you for coming, Raymond, oh, it's a pleasure to call upon a defeated enemy. I feel like Jackie Joyner-kersee congratulating one of the other slower runners buckle up, it's going to be one hell of a ride Curtis, I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves, calling me a devil, how original Raymond , actually I was calling you a goat, the goat you have. See you tomorrow you croak you came to me for help show how much you have matured you know

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thing show how much you matured with a face no, I know why you referred to this as a suicidal purifier alter because I already want to commit suicide why don't you wait a week you probably died of old age the only way I'm going to die like if you touched me with one of your bony fingers and dragged me across the river Styx rebirth a wonderful and very creative look John Kelly it must be stopped he is spying on civilians it is unconstitutional and wrong please , do you think any of these jackals care about what's right or wrong?

I will help you see, sir, that there is good in

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person I want to be known for for selfish reasons. Do you want it to be now because I've never missed CJ before and I want mine to help cool it off? Is working. I mean, I love how you're taking over the room. You know, I wouldn't really mind getting rid of John Kelly either. that's so many stupid rules you told me you couldn't eat raw chicken and you think a new commissioner is already on board so yeah a new commissioner would let you eat raw chicken for any reason it's healthier i'm sure you'll see Jan, what are you doing? you hope to get out of this Madeline let me guess get revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister I want the same thing as you Raymond I think what John Kelly is doing is terrible yes well said lunch so we all agree this is exciting let's bring that on uh Suicide Squad in three ready one two don't touch other Jews they have this is sticky that could be me I ate a popsicle early it's probably Madeline cockroaches release of mucus like discharge the point is that without good clues Kelly will give the order to use the Stingray an order that we will record thanks to our own madeline

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it's not possible Kelly won't tell me anything you won't even meet me maybe you can sneak in disguised as an old leather chair would you calm down?

Downstairs, she works at a police station, all you have to do is run into her, sir. Kelly, no, Madeline, I didn't see you there, I thought you were an old leather chair, she's not going to say that, but you're worse than the vulture, oh, good gummies, but do we even need her? What does he bring to the table? Thirty years of police experience I'm 33. I got a police fight. I have a Medal of Honor. I hold the record for most arrests as a uniformed officer. An NYPD story, you took me there, of course, I never spent much time in uniform because I was promoted to detective. after a month they are not allowed to do that it is against the rules it is also against the rules that they allow a bunch of worms to wear uniforms and yet here you stay fine, just stop, how can we get close enough without draw attention?

Good dance, you must I know that some moves mentioning you by name in Monster Mash is fine, but under two conditions, we stay at least four inches away at all times and you tuck your tail into your pants so it doesn't trip over your movement, it should be everything. The extra legs, crab, did you find it tiring, miss, thinking of new insults, not at all, coffin cave mold beetle? I meant our relationship, aren't you tired of the rivalry we fight and fight and nothing changes? Oh, we're actually not that different. Guess we were close once, remember Brighton Beach, twelve hundred kilos of heroin and your fan dances her way up to the largest drug bust in NYPD history carried out by the most unlikely duo a woman, the gay black detective, no, I mean a human and a lot of Jack.

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