Every Baskin Robbins Ever

Hello, yes, okay, this is ridiculous. I just found a hair in my son's chocolate ice cream and your bathrooms do not meet health code standards. What do you have to say for yourself? I'm 15 years old and I have a C in geometry, okay? I'll talk to a manager and then yeah, totally, uh, chet, yeah, oh, sup boomer, I just shaved for the first time. You seem a little young to be a manager. I'm 15 years old. You look a little old to be sexy. Oh what, yeah, that's it. What's up, bye-bye, chatting with all the Baskin Robbins?

Can I get a spoonful of that? Which? Say the name. The one with cookies. We have a wide variety of cookie flavors. Say the full name. Alright. I'll take that one. Which?. Omg I think it's actually time for

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s robins to come out hey I'd like one of those customizable ice cream cakes for a big group of people oh right what would you like me to say? I don't need it anyway, Phil, is it for a birthday or something? It's for a large group of people, an event I'm going to and I'm not Phil, okay, yeah, I'll get that order and I'd like another one for I'm going to a Christmas party, it's June, but sure, and this is the What I wanted to say, dear Phil, you will soon realize that you left a diamond behind and are playing with useless junk again.

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al people and is NOT for me to take home and eat in the shower. Sure, your total will stay the same. I would like one more for a wedding. I'm bringing a cake to someone else's wedding. Yeah, cool, this one. i meant like phil's noreen that's for a wedding yeah that's a whole group of people none of which is me okay can i have a name for this request let me guess it's phil how did you know you're talking to noreen

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i'm so close , I'm so close to getting that, good and reckless Sherbert, I'm going to lose it, God, why am I lost in line?

Okay, yeah, Christina, boost your flavor, why don't you take a slow shower just because you hit three home runs for our team today doesn't mean I won't fight you in the parking lot if you don't pick your fucking regular fudge tomorrow and keep it together. moving line what did you say daniel nothing just breathe danielle

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thing is fine this will happen to you too? I've got this next okay Carla spin the bucket pick up your ice cream hey danielle yeah I just want to clarify we can hear you we've always heard you every time we go get ice cream after every game we hear you say horrible, horrible.

Things about us, oh, every time, every time, yeah, you're a little loud, oh, really, yeah, honestly, Danielle, you're really freaking out, so what's school like? where all the strange parents bring their children to join. No, that's ridiculous, honey, so anyway, which one is yours? name again fire snake fire snake that's cool, you sound like an American gladiator competitor asking robins oh, you're a scary little guy, aren't you? Why do children like these things? Goodbye, hello, Mr. Adult, I clearly am, as you can see. a seven year old and my tiny tummy wants ice cream that jiggles, but I need a cup that is proportional to my growing little body.

Can I please have a Rocky Road kids cup? Can I see some identification? I'm just I'm messing with you, we don't have age limits on our kids' sizes, oh thank you Mr. Grown up, my little growing bones and I appreciate it buddy leave it, I can see you're 30. You look older than me dad, thank you sir. For the ice cream, I'm sorry, thank you, oh my gosh, I'm going to enjoy it and Robin Stone is the best idea I've ever had. These kids will know I'm high, they'll think I'm a bad example, oh how did I think that? coming here like that it was good they're looking at me everyone's looking at me hmm what kind of ice cream I'll choose mint chocolate chip I've never heard of it before I'll try that man, he's been coming in and out of the store all day trying mint ice cream with chocolate chips um I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure no one with a hat like this has walked through that door today sir I've seen you changing your hat every 15 minutes in the parking lot well maybe my friend here the Mr. 20, I can convince you that I was never here before.

You know, you could buy a cup of ice cream and it would cost less than that, regardless of how many words don't fit on a custom cake, oh no. okay i need this to say dear noreen please ignore all the above pie. I was having a manic episode. I need my house keys back. Don't take me at will, leave my clothes in the closet. Okay, kick that guy out of our bed. Oh. Oh my god, noreen, I swear to God, I'm so mad, no, I love you, okay, I want to be us again, okay, from Phil, you know what I'm too young to deal with this and can I get it in the taste that mom is making cookies?

I love saying that, security mom, please don't show up at my work like that. I don't think you work here. I think you killed everyone here. You stole a work uniform like a little Scooby-Doo villain. Oh, she found out, she found out that. I am a turtle. I'm going to have some problems today. Guess what I'm pointing this at your little eyes. Yes, she will go to the Olympics. I do not need it. One of us had to do it. They are potatoes, by the way, they have been potatoes all along. time, oh my god, oh hi, like I show up and he laughs.

I had a ladybug when he left, you had a ladybug, yes, you know, like a ladybug, are you dating Timothy Chamolay, dad, Timothy's sports chalet, yes, this is from the schwarzenegger timothee is actually this, do you have dunes spoilers? Mr. Adult, I'm clearly stupid, I didn't do it that time, have you been in love yet? No, I'm 15 years old. Yeah, no, when you fall in love, man, jump in head first. Don't be afraid, you see Kool-Aid, man, you don't respect boundaries, he goes through the wall, you know, so you gotta do that, you just gotta get through those boundaries and get to love.

I feel like this is it. Wrong advice wow you're just a kid you don't know okay you make me give me make the cake but did I make the cake yeah.