EVEN MORE of My Absolute Favorite Game Grumps Moments That Make Me Feel Better

I'm in the mood like rual the ghost shrinks like he's in pain he's gone this can't be real real it's real like you oh he's just there yeah yeah yeah. Oh, let me, let me, let me take you to the real ghost towns, oh, really, we're fine. Damn, it's that thing. Did you just see the message that appeared on the screen, what did it say? It was like holding Z to jog be careful not to alert any ghosts when jogging oh well then it's like oh oh is that really the first time you're going to introduce the Sorry continues after waiting a bit it was that legit oh yeah what is that?

Strange shape on the ground oh God, it's a heart oh I'll probably be

better

from now on, but before I realized that could happen I wasn't prepared, it's like your dream, maybe uh whoa ah no, there are all these Zambos around everywhere I'm sorry, I was in the bathroom, see, what's going on? Oh, Randall, they're testing you. I know they're testing me Steve, oh G, what a thing I don't know, oh, I liked myself all this time, being a kid in the 16th century or whenever, I must have sucked balls, you know, I bet like in 500 years, people.

You are going to say that about our generation, you know it well, it is as if they had no demons of scruple. I mean, man, his generation must have sucked. They don't

even

have, they don't

even

have crazy scruples. How did you survive? without a Scrump, dude, I don't know, dude, I need, I need a Scrump hit in the morning just to survive, give me that Scrump hit, baby, I'll suck your dick, uh, you might be screwed, yeah, me too . It's not like that Gizzy sounds so close to grown up but it means jizz no Gizzy means hot dog what yeah they told me it means jizz no who told you this kind of hot dog wait wait hot dog yeah sucking a guy Gizzy, maybe someone lied to him? you, which would be much funnier.

I've heard

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people say Gizzy than people say Gizzy for sperm, which is zero. I haven't heard any people say well now one thanks to you Gizzy, a hot dog, it's a hot dog, yeah, why would they come? I can think of a longer term, harder to say, a silly term that people are starting to use for hot dogs. Can you use it in a sentence? Dad wastes no time slitting Gizzy's throat, it's real. Gizzy Gladiator Gizzy Gladiator 7,000 thumbs up in your face, that's what it sounded like in your face, okay, I told you, my friend John, uh, what he said, that would be amazing.

Scatman made those sounds as he fell down the stairs, oh yeah man, oh yeah, just wonderful, the best, this is so stupid, okay, but you can imagine. it's so clear yes, at exactly the same pace, like his limbs are limp, oh my god, that's the funniest picture I've ever seen, it's really good and after he collapsed into a pile of broken bones in the background. of the stairs he's like SK like one like a hand goes up just completely hit the bottom right of the edge hello you're a new teammate right? I'm going to remember that guy, this looks great, this is Carl, what the hell is it, it's Carl, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, that's amazing, I mean I guess you'd call everyone Carl, it would surely happen eventually, but it's still pretty amazing. it's happening right now I'm trying to get my gear but I don't know where it is talk to sep I couldn't I couldn't read because they were talking too fast sep sep get your gear give me your zap zap zap z z zy seppy Oh yeah hell yeah it's Time to get serious, what do you say, time to get serious?

I thought you said wxrs, okay, wxrk in the morning, okay, oh it's up, okay, I guess September just did something unrelated, here we go, oh no, an arrival. The rescue team gets them off your back, oh yeah, holy man, kill me with this, okay, there's no ambulance that beats me, okay, I'm the savior, I'm the rescue boy, I'm the one who saves. I'll be right back after these posts cornflakes for that refreshing cornflake flavor in the morning Aaron, that guy is bleeding in the back seat, did you know the ATV could do this? Frank, did you know that?

I know Carl, oh wait, it's sep, with me, isn't it or is it Carl that's with me oh yeah, I was calling you Carl oops oops no no no we'll be right back after these messages now we're back to your regularly scheduled show No, oh, are we okay, oh God? God, that was so funny, Topp or something, oh, like Fox, I'm going up here hello, I'm going to take the long way out of the way, oh yeah, oh, here goes Mount Rescue, oh, I don't need the mermaids Oh, that's right, where are the lights? Now it's just a leisurely walk, turn on all the music, hey, that's cool, now that that's in my head, okay, it's like a spanking bench, but for the music, yeah, I'll think about this in Groove later, well, there's really nothing left in this

game

, yeah, it's like I'd like to go back and get a new quest, but uh, oh, here's a quick shortcut, oh no, no, well, next time in the

game

, oh , it was fun.

I'll never forget this, yes, certainly not, this is something special, it's a stable, but also a newspaper, I guess, I mean, hello, sorry, how are you doing? Normal looking guy, yeah, Sandra and I like to hang out here, sometimes there are fish everywhere, Tracy. our editor here is gearing up for a big investigation into Princess Zelda. You are here because of our newspaper. Then you can talk to me too. I'm next in charge. I must say you did a good job finding us here. Keep going. It is quite unusual for a newspaper to be run from a barn.

Tracy tricked the previous owner out of this place, but you see things as they are. Don't you want to be a reporter? You talk to Tracy like this. Know? Does this guy like her yeah, that's my husband or she says no no I prefer I prefer that she really likes him hey I want to be a reporter shed light on the truth expose the evils in our world I could talk to Tracy for you You're like a pelican, right? TRUE? Hey, quiet link, squawking feather eggs, you two, right? Oh, that's pen, yeah, don't listen, pen. I told you I was busy, but you keep bothering me with your pecs like you're pecking good and Another thing I brought this place for I brought this place for the owner after we reached a fair and mutually beneficial agreement.

Could you please stop telling people that I cheated on him just because I didn't pay him in fish? I'm sorry, Tracy, but there's a new applicant for a reporting job. I wanted you to know, uh, new applicant, oh my gosh, you scared me, you weren't a bird, wait, you look like ah, hey, sorry, pen, but Could you give this guy a second? No, yes, what is it? He likes the deal, he leaves, he walks out the door, it closes and you see his face pressed to the window. I see his beak as if it were sneaking through the crack in the door.

Okay, how about you tell me the link to the full story? I'm the editor of the Lucky Clover Gazette, if you don't know, don't worry. I know everyone involved in this story. Pura asked us for help to investigate what happened to Princess Zelda. I'm not mad at you, I just did it. Angry Eyebrows now tell me everything, what exactly she brought you here interesting, that's why she asked you to investigate places badly affected by eil, yes that's what I said, well coming here was a great decision. I love your pineapple pants, what I mean is that we.

In fact, we're getting so many tips from all over Hyrule that it's been hard to keep up, yeah, it's been hard to keep up, damn it, egg fish, that's me and among those tips we've heard about the appearance of someone who looks like to the princess In all sorts of places I was close to assigning Pen to follow those leads, but he could use a partner. Called? I won't tell Pen who you are. It's

better

if no one knows you're involved. What are you saying? Do you think you could? work with him while we investigate yes, we sure pay him in mealworms.

Can we do the same for you? Of course, I wouldn't ask you to do this for free, although I thought it would be nice. She says to keep it a secret. Okay, he comes in and says: Hey, link, what are you guys talking about, wait a second. I'm going to get you a little incentive from behind. A nice stinky fish. Here we go, oh boy, you're giving her a fish she's been. seen riding a mysterious beast, I will kill him, it is said that it is also a mountain of beast, one with huge brutal fangs, oh damn, my little reporters have never seen something so terrifyingly beautiful, of course, what made it much worse was It seemed like the princess was enjoying it.

Damn, as if the princess herself was controlling this terrifying creature. They were seen canoodling at the local ice cream shop. Yeah, she's a great one, so I find it hard to believe that a beast like that could really be lurking in Hyrule. but if this terrifying monster exists, then the implications

make

this a very, very big story, they ordered a milkshake with two straws, oh, I saw them slurping down the same spaghetti noodles down to a penny a point, then the Beast pointed one at him meatball, but she was too shy, you know, there were guests in this stable talking about some kind of ru

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d beast, my little informant bird told me that there had been several sightings in the northern subtropical region, if we want to learn more, we should dive with our beak . first in this stable and others to see if there is any truth in these rumors, my little birds heard the trills of Princess Zelda saying that she was tired of, in quotes, the smallest son in the world, what do you think she meant by that?

We just have to peck. away on this until we find out if it's a tantalizing truth or an elaborate fiction it's fiction fiction oh my god and the heart of it is good and true how do you know? Ah, I can see that you have

absolute

faith in him. I know you speak so highly of L I. I find myself wanting to meet him too, in fact he sounds attractive. I would also like to meet him. Oh my god, every night. What are the guards like? Should we close the curtains around this gazebo moving around the pinwheel?

Sorry, I haven't been. Listening, what do you think of Todd? It's between Todd and Aiden. I like Todd's Vibe, but Aiden is a bit of a Twinkie. I like it so. The smallest in the world.