Eugene Ranks The Cheapest Wines

Wait, Sam loves long hair? (Becky gasps) Different strokes for different people. - Looks like what rich, out-of-touch people think is stylish. - If I like this, so we'll make some changes together, maybe we'll fight about some things. - I mean, I know we're going to fight for the number one spot. - That's true, but I think we need to retry a few things just to make sure we have this in the perfect final order. - Yes, I think the chardonnays are what are tripping us up. (dramatic music) - I'm going to start with the Woodbridge. - Start with, yes.

Give it a try. (dramatic music) Speed ​​up. (Eugene coughs) I trust you, because I don't think I like any of the three, except the Beringer. I remember having good feelings about the Beringer. (Eugene gags) I think I'm on team Beringer. - Okay, blind taste test. - Well. Quick, don't mix them. - Okay, try that one. (dramatic music) - Okay. (jokes) - Try that one. First or second? - Two. - Me too! Woodbridge is better than Cupcake. -He is better than Cupcake. - Wow. Oh, there's something... Change them, yeah. -There's something a little musky about Cupcake. Give me Sofia. -He is good.

The only other one is this one. That one is good, but this one is still the best. He's so cute. - I hate it. -He's so cute. -I don't like how he looks. - Look how little is left in your big hands. -No.-He's so cute. Are we ready to lock him up? (inspirational music) - Yes. Oh shit, after trying 17 cheap

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, our number one is the Underwood brand and number two is Black Box. - Black box. - And our number three? - Sofia Coppola. - Your favorite. - Your cute little patootie. - And then, in the background, the Moscatos. - The Moscatos. - If you are famous for Moscatos, you have to be at the end. - Yes. - It's as if there were no doubts.

Well, what another successful episode of "Rank King." - Thank you for having me here as your wife. - Before finishing this episode, you must do one thing. - You're right? No? - No, you have to reconcile with Kimbop. (Becky gasps) Your son. - Look at it. -He's been waiting there the whole time. Is it your least favorite? Or has he, much like Underwood as the underdog, jumped all over Sofia? - I don't know, Snaussy McGee. - Because think about it. - Oh, do you like sausages? Oh. - See? Look, everything is quiet. - That's gross. Oh, you're cute. - So it's your least favorite? - Um...

No, Bean is still a problem. (Eugene laughing) (upbeat music) Thanks for having me. This is the way. - This is the way. - Where is the child? - Where is the child, Pedro Pascal, Mando?