Eric Dubay Sucks at Life (200 Flat Earth “Proofs” Debunked)

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that the Earth is not a sphere. In fact, he wrote these words and showed them to people. This is spectacular. 194) More quotes from stupid people! This idiot thinks water should fly out of the Earth for literally no reason, the false teacher gives an explanation that water is manipulated by centripetal force and the idiot says that's totally different because a cube is not a planet. Yes, it is a different setting and a different force. The Earth does not hold things by centripetal force. It's gravity.

The point is that objects are subject to forces. Water is subject to the influence of gravity like any other massive object. 195) More gravity! No, astronomers say zero magic magnetism of gravity, because gravity is not magnetism. They are totally different forces. What an incredibly stupid thing to say. No, they don't call it magic either. You call it magic because you want to denigrate it and you're too lazy to learn basic physics. A perfect example of you being too lazy and stupid to learn basic physics is presenting a spinning tennis ball and pretending that it should somehow produce a gravitational field that would mimic that of the Earth.

When wet, water flies away! First, it remains moist, and that amount of moisture fairly closely mimics the depths of Earth's oceans. Second, you are spinning it thousands of times faster than the Earth, which spins once every 24 hours. Third, the water falls off the ball and falls toward the Earth because of the Earth's gravitational field, which you are pretending doesn't exist. Something as large as a planet generates great gravity. A small thing like a ball generates little gravity. Common sense is irrelevant and you don't have it anyway. 196) More quotes from stupid people! He's just a jerk playing the big, scary numbers game, in a passage he clearly used word for word for one of his other "tests." In fact, he plagiarized this and then included the source he plagiarized and counted it as another piece of evidence.

Did he think people wouldn't even make it to the end of this? 197) Conspiracy! Yes, there is literally no point in doing this. There is absolutely nothing to be gained by fooling people into believing that the Earth has a different shape. Most people on Earth believe in   God. Beyond this, many people are creationists, even young Earth creationists who believe that God made everything super special just for them 6,000 years ago. Even those idiots look at the

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ers and laugh out loud. Get over it, humans are not the pinnacle of creation and

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ers are the most useless specimens of the bunch. 198) Jews!

Dirty, dirty Illuminati Freemason Jews. That's all. 199) More quotes from stupid people! This moron thinks it's common sense for the sun to move. It is actually common sense that sunrise and sunset prove that the Earth is a rotating sphere. I guess some people just have shitty brains. 200) One last word from Sam! Newton was a fool! His laws lack reasoning! I don't know, F=ma makes a lot of sense to me and anyone who passed 6th grade science class. Fantasies and falsehoods, according to the useless, con-artist moron who spewed out nothing but fantasies and falsehoods, only to be regurgitated in this modern age of space travel by another useless, con-artist moron with better yoga postures.

That's progress, I guess. And that's it for Eric Dubay's 200 Flat Earth Proofs, a monument to human stupidity if there ever was one. Honestly, making this video was the first time I sat down and read every single one of them, and it was even sillier than I expected. Which is saying a lot. Thanks for getting through this, see you next time.