EPIC DAD PRANKS IN CENTRAL PARK

Hello. Hello, is this a fucking dentist? Heeyyy, what's up, baby? What's happening? He is the... the... he is the... he is the Wiener man himself. Today, guys, we are on our way to meeting a very special person. Some would call him a living meme. Personally, I'd say he's the funniest guy ever. A very funny guy. And if you have a clue who I'm talking about, you'll be super excited, just like me. I'm so dizzy right now. I can't believe I'm about to meet the funniest guy ever. Look, you probably don't even believe me, so let's go ahead and show you what I'm talking about, because I can't wait to get started, so...

Huh hooo! My son! Did I tell you I fired my personal trainer? Today it became too personal. It seems... it seems like it wouldn't be a big problem for you. No problem. No problem. Then why did you fire her? It became too personal. But that's good, right? Oh, I guess. Then why did you fire her? It became too personal. Last time, Ethan, I ate at this restaurant and the food was so bad that I wanted to give up my citizenship and move to Czechoslovakia. Was that... now, was that something that you wrote or was it just... was that... was that improvised?

Fruit of chance. Not bad. Czechoslovakia is also a fun word. An old girlfriend of mine from the 80's... What was her name? Mrs. Czechoslovakia. It's a shame that... Do you know my favorite bird? Do you know my wife's favorite bird, Ethan? Umm... A drink. Yes, it is a pretty bird. You know my wife is Asian, right? I heard that. Someone asked me "Is she Chinese or Japanese?" Ethan, I'm glad she's on her knees. Oh God. It seems like your career as a comedian... you know, takes advantage of your career as a dentist. Because it seems that you have even gone so far as to scare away customers in search of promoting your...

That was not intentional! Your comic brand. I... I know, but, you know... That's funny. So how often do you hand out your mixtapes? We left music three years ago, so we've been doing comedy since 2013. Are you letting your clients know about your comedy pursuit? Yes. You bet you are! Yes... eh, yes! Yeah! And you enter. Some of them come to my shows. You walk in and the "Jimmie is Jersey outlaw James Weiner" sign is hanging on the wall. Correct. There are newspapers all over the lobby. So you can see my items, I put them on the walls.

Really? Oh Lord. That's a hilarious detail. Do you have press clippings of yourself on the wall of your dentist's office? All over. All over the place. All finished. Corridors, reception... No, not reception, corridors. All hallways. "I'm a fun guy!" "You're a funny guy!" Now, actually that scene was great, because it was like... "he's a funny guy!" You said... Were you saying... because I... I didn't know if you were doing a little bit, because it sounded like you were saying, "I'm a funny guy." It's a little. "I'm a fun guy!" Then the girl says "he's a funny guy!" I know it's a bit, but I didn't fully understand it.

I mean... just... can you explain that bit to me? It's stupid, it's a joke. I'm a fun guy! He's a fun guy! I'm a fun guy! He's a fun guy! I'm a fun guy! He's a fun guy! Because why would I keep saying, like you said, "I'm a funny guy," when I know maybe he's not a funny guy? Then the girls say, "he's a funny guy," which makes him even more stupid. So it's stupid, that's what makes it... So it's like... But when you repeat it, it's funnier; when you keep saying it. And that's why the guy at the end of the official trailer, dropped four quick snippets.

And the more you say it, the funnier he gets. What are we doing? Well, let's take a photo. Well, what kind? What's it called? A “wow!” photo Well, an "amazing photo." This is the one that sells, you said. Correct. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready, I'm just following your example. I've never taken an "amazing photo." You have to make one. What should I do? Your arms... do I just like that? Yes. And this is all it takes to take a spectacular photo? So! OK. You have to smile. Come on in, do I have one of yours, Brian?

Come in here, Hila. OK. Mister! Mister! I went to London last year, met the Queen and she said, "No, not now, I'm on the throne." Now listen to me, the English are crazy, they don't even eat their muffins. They are bad in London. You have to let the guy do his job. Did you meet Bloody Marry? You are not obliged to stay here. Do you know Bloody Marry from London? She is a drunk. This is going to get weirder for you. This is not going to get better. What is your name? Antonio. Tony? Antonio. Antonio or Tony?

Hey, Tony. Tony. Take off your glasses, you're putting on a show. Thanks, Toni. You are welcome. Oh Lord. Do you know how I know it's a dad joke? Just because... Another dad joke, she said. No, because only a dad. By the way, I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception. I heard that... I remember it. Don't move Ethan, I want to forget you as you are. One day you will go far; I hope you stay there. You know, you know how I know it's a dad joke? Because only a father can humiliate you at a table, it's that serious. "This severely." Is seriously.

The more me, the less me. But you'll be fine. I mean, I... I barely know the guy, and he's... he's... I'm putting my head in my hand. Who...who can embarrass a waiter so much, other than Dad? --No one would care, they are all Chinese. Listen, listen, I'm married, but my wife should know that I like her. Oh, okay! Alright. But tonight I want to be down. OK. And I want you to be on top. Then Ethan will come home with a bunk bed. OK. So this way you will be on the bottom and I will be on top.

Alright. I like piggyback ones. Do you like horses? I do, I really do. Brian will join. OK. Wow. Now the only problem here is that you don't want to lose your job. Maybe your virginity, but not your job. And where are you from? Hong Kong? Uh no. -- A contract to sign. Alright. Look at his face! I'm fine. "I'm fine," he says. This is normal. I want to ask for the record: Hey, what was that? That's my beauty, Ethan. That's what's real, unscripted, uncensored, and that's what people want: me in the streets. Billy, get off the streets, the Jersey Outlaw is on the streets!

Ok, but what's with that whole thing about... The Asian Girl? The Asian jokes and having sex with her seemed a little inappropriate. It was very appropriate. He seemed somewhat uncomfortable. No, Brian was really liking it. Brian just had, instead of a choice, an erection. This is what is going to succeed, street comedy and having fun with people. I think... I think... I think... I think what I just saw was one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever seen in my life. And I'm not just saying that to be ironic or funny. That was crazy. Either we end up in jail or we are famous.

Which? And it's not fifty percent. AHHHHHH! Oh Lord. Where are you from? Where am I from? He's just... New York. I'm from New York, where are you from, what street? I'm sorry, my... my father didn't take his medication today. Sorry, guys. Cheer up! Health! Take care. When you're in England, do what the British do: complain. Alright, you're... you're... come on. Hey! Take off your glasses, you're putting on a show. God. Are you from the neighborhood or can you lend it to me? OK. I'm not sure about this. I'm just not sure what to do, because Jimmie... he does... he does his thing...

Are you visiting? You married? And no, the cameras don't even look at him. I don't know if he should intervene, because we were supposed to walk in the

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and chat. How to get to know each other. And this is the result of that. Do you have a threesome? No. So I really don't know what to do. What is your name, sir? - I'll tell you a joke: I went to New York one day and I didn't find it funny; It just happened to be today. Hit him. Uhh, I went to lunch today and Brian, as always, didn't help.

Beat him. He extended his hand. Hit him. I went to lunch today and the waiter told me: I'm going to eat gefilte fish in a bag. I said "first of all, in an Italian restaurant" and the joke I'm telling you doesn't make sense. Hit it! Hit it! And the last joke I want to tell you is: you make a lot of money on YouTube, you feed your wife a little. She makes her fat a little. Ok, yes, I will! Hit it! Hit it! Jimmie Lee, the Jersey Outlaw. We will marry the city of New York. We're with YouTube gurus Ethan and Hila, and Brian W. (of Wiener) Davidson.

The Jersey Outlaw! It's sausage time! It's sausage time!