Engineering a black hole that SWALLOWS REALITY!

now we are 1.37 meters long. It's time to eat the door and get out of here. Airlock door. Oh look. They're all stuck in a corner, they don't like Norm, he's fine, he comes back here, he comes back here, he's running with me, there you have astronaut man. The astronauts are fast and I just need a little more compressed gas and that's how my voice goes up really high It must have been helium, anyway, it's worn out, let's eat these astronauts nom nom nom and then we'll get out, we're in the Martian planet, okay, what do we have here?

Martian rocks yum uh down there that's More compressed gas and my voice has gotten loud again. I think we are trying to grow enough to deal with these. Are they like Martian vehicles? Well, to hell with this. I have to grow big enough to eat them. No, then. finally come here your martian robots oh yes these roofers are tasty and now we can eat these solar panels oh we are growing like anything we are now 6.9 meters wide nice and it looks like we can eat them like yes martian runners oh Boy, we're doing some damage, but now we can eat the tires of some Martian building Nom Nom and if we eat enough of these buildings, we'll be able to eat the bigger buildings, so now we're even bigger, oh, there's even how many buildings we have .

On Mars, I'm doing generations and generations of work and ironically, as a flashback to the beginning, they look like molecules from the beginning hmm, just as tasty, so we're eating all kinds of buildings now that we're 35 meters in diameter. We are causing absolute chaos. I love it anyway. Now we're at the big, sweet buildings that look like rappers and they're collapsing like a gift, so we'll clear them out completely and then I guess that'll be the human settlement. I don't know what we're going to eat after this. What's that? A Martian hill, which means it's probably a Martian crater.

Why can I eat a box? That makes no sense. There are so many hills and folds to eat in now. Now we are two kilometers wide and each one of these we were growing rapidly now we are literally eating anything that is not flat on this planet what is that? they're a mountain range they could be a mountain range I thought it was like a dead like a giant space dragon or something, yeah a level of chemistry didn't really fit into Martian edibles, if I'm honest, anyway, with 15 kilometers of wide, now we can eat Martian mountains, delicious, anyway, now we are going to eat some of the largest mountain ranges. and oh my god we're eating the numb polarized caps oh we're in space now Oh we can eat some asteroids okay wait we're 4.8 megameters what's the megameter?

Why have I never heard of a megameter before? It's like the best unit I've ever heard is that Mercury, yes, it's Mercury. I hope I'm too small to take on Venus and Earth. Uh, we can't eat Mars, man, clap for Mars right now. Venus, oh my God, we are 22 megameters wide. I know what that means, we have to eat the Earth, no, sorry, the Earth and now I'm a hundred megameters wide which means I can eat some planets, oh boy, I'm about to eat Uranus and I'm excited, numb, oh, it's Neptune. That was ruined by eating Uranus for me, it's still there, it's in, we're 144 mega meters wide, which means we can eat Saturn and Jupiter, yes, now at 293, ow, ow, don't go to the Sun, the sun is hot, why is the sun so hot?

Now they are hot too, what can I eat? I'm hungry oh I can eat little delicious ones okay so we're just eating little baby stars little red dwarfs and then oh we can have an orange now so they're. they're all just stars of various sizes, so we'll eat them and strangely this feels like the same beginning where we started eating the quarks, but no, we're 1.16 gigameters wide eating stars for breakfast, presumably the next unit will be to be a Terra meter right oh I just ate a big sun and now we are a big

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that hurts good and now we can eat these red giants oh it's a red giant look I called it red giant it's a low map of red giant, It's the other way around anyway, we're bigger now and there are galaxies floating around?

I wonder what the galaxy tastes like right now, we are gaining some mass so surely yes, there you have it, we ate a nebula with 1.49 oars. is that Australians are a lot of Australians, oh, does that mean we won't be a Terra meter? I was looking forward to being a Terra meter anyway, we're just eating nebulae and red giants for now. I wonder where we are. We're going to go after here, oh man, we're growing like anything, oh man, okay, now we're 50 Aussies wide, okay, and now we're almost 200 Aussies wide, oh, what's that, what's that That, how strange, is it like a galaxy of manta rays?

If I'm going to grow big and strong I need to eat my green nebulae it's like mom always told me okay here we go here we go we're growing now we're 1.31 cows okay oh we're big enough to eat one of these manta rays what is a space manta ray? Look, we are learning a lot. I bet you didn't even realize they existed before watching this game or they make a horrible sound when you eat them, listen to this right now, there are some white things floating around anyway we're as wide as 139 cows so let's eat what whatever it is.

It's a star cluster anyway now we're 2.16 I always thought a parsec was like a speed or something or time, I don't know. I didn't think it was a size oh boy, here we go, here we go, what's that? What am I eating here? I'm eating like the tales of the galaxy. What is it? Galactic dust hmm interesting, yeah right, okay, we're growing now. We're growing now We're eating the entire galaxy We're across the galaxy What are we? 5.29 kilopar sex that's not big enough. I need to be bigger. Okay, now we're actually eating galaxies, so we're eating the elliptical. galaxies and then that's a spiral galaxy which, oh, what is it?

It's a spaghetti monster. I didn't expect to learn so much about how the galaxy works while playing this. Okay, eat those super clusters. We have to grow. Here we go. We're cooking with gas now we're cooking with gas I think we scared the dough, but these super clusters are turning out to be a delight. We are now a giga pass platform. What's that? It is the Universe. I just hate the universe. Oh look. We're back to square one, now we're eating quarks from the universe. I knew it was going to be like a loop. I always thought that's how the universe worked, releasing all these universes and, oh no, guys.