Eminem - Rap God (Explicit)

("Rap God" by Eminem) ♪ Look ♪ ♪ I was going to be easy on you ♪ ♪ And not hurt your feelings ♪ ♪ But I'm only going to have this one chance ♪ ♪ Six minutes ♪ ♪ Something's wrong, I can feel it ♪ ♪ Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on ♪ ♪ Just a feeling I have ♪ ♪ Like something's about to happen ♪ ♪ But I don't know what ♪ ♪ If that means what I think it means ♪ ♪ We're in trouble, big trouble ♪ ♪ And if he's as crazy as you say ♪ ♪ I'm not taking any chances ♪ ♪ You were just what the doctor ordered ♪ ♪ I'm starting to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪ ♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, nod back ♪ ♪ Now, who thinks their arms are long enough ♪ ♪ to slap, slap? ♪ ♪ They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot ♪ ♪ But for me rapping like a computer must be in my genes ♪ ♪ I got a laptop in my back pocket ♪ ♪ My pen will shoot when I'm halfway -cock it ♪ ♪ Got a big buck from rap profits ♪ ♪ Made a living and made a living off of it ♪ ♪ Since Bill Clinton was still in office ♪ ♪ With Monica Lewinsky feeling in her nut sack ♪ ♪ I'm a MC is still so honest ♪ ♪ But as rude and indecent as all the syllables in hell ♪ ♪ Killaholic ♪ ♪ Kill them all with ♪ ♪ this slippery, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop ♪ ♪ You really don't want to get into a pissing fight ♪ ♪ With this speedy brat ♪ ♪ Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac ♪ ♪ Backpack rap shit, yap-yap, yackety-yac ♪ ♪ And at the same time, I try these ♪ ♪ Lyrical stunts while practicing 'that ♪ ♪ I'll still be able to break a fucking table ♪ ♪ on the backs of a couple of faggots ♪ ♪ and breaking it in half ♪ ♪ I just realized it was ironic, I had signed up for ♪ ♪ Aftermath after the fact ♪ ♪ How could it not explode? ♪ ♪ All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my rage attack ♪ ♪ Rappers are going through a tough period, here's a maxipad ♪ ♪ Actually, it's disastrously bad for the madman ♪ ♪ As I masterfully construct this masterpiece like ♪ ♪ Cause I'm starting to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪ ♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, nod back ♪ ♪ Now who thinks their arms are long enough ♪ ♪ To slap , slap? box? ♪ ♪ Let me show you how to keep this shit ♪ ♪ It's not that hard, it's that hard ♪ ♪ Everybody wants the key and the secret ♪ ♪ Rap immortality like I got it ♪ ♪ Well, to be honest, the blueprint is ♪ ♪ Just rage and youthful exuberance ♪ ♪ Everyone loves to look for a nuisance ♪ ♪ Hit the earth like an asteroid ♪ ♪ Did nothing but shoot the moon from ♪ ♪ Pew! ♪ ♪ MCs are brought to school with this music ♪ ♪ Because I use it as a vehicle to "find the rhyme" ♪ ♪ Now I run a new school full of students ♪ ♪ Me?

I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac ♪ ♪ N.W.A., Cube, hi Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you ♪ ♪ You inspired Slim enough to one day grow up ♪ ♪ Explode and be in a position ♪ ♪ To meet Run-DMC and induct them into the ♪ ♪ Damn Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ♪ ♪ Although I'll walk through the church ♪ ♪ And burst into a ball of flames ♪ ♪ Only the Hall of Fame I'll be inducted into ♪ ♪ Is it the alcohol of fame? ♪ ♪ On the wall of shame. ♪ ♪ You faggots think it's all a game. ♪ ♪ Until I walk on a flock of flames. What the fuck are you thinking? ♪ ♪ A little gay-looking boy ♪ ♪ So gay I can barely tell ♪ ♪ With a serious face, a boy who looks (Ha!) ♪ ♪ You're witnessing a mass) ♪ ♪ Like you're watching a church meeting ♪ ♪ Take your place, looking boy ♪ ♪ "Hey, that boy is gay!" ♪ ♪ That's all they say, pretty boy ♪ ♪ You get a thumbs up, a pat on the back ♪ ♪ And a "way forward" from your label every day, pretty boy ♪ ♪ Hey, pretty boy!

What do you say, handsome boy? ♪ ♪ I got a "hell yeah" from Dre, boy ♪ ♪ I work for everything I've got ♪ ♪ I never asked anyone for shit ♪ ♪ Get out of my face, boy ♪ ♪ Basically, boy, you're never going to be able to ♪ ♪ Or follow the same beat, lookin' boy ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm starting to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪ ♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, Nod back ♪ ♪ The way I'm running by the track ♪ ♪ Call me NASCAR, NASCAR ♪ ♪ Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the God of White Trash ♪ ♪ Kneel before General Zod ♪ ♪ The Krypton of this planet ♪ ♪ No, Asgard, Asgard ♪ ♪ So you you will be Thor and I will be Odin ♪ ♪ Rodent, I am omnipotent ♪ ♪ Leave it and then I will recharge ♪ ♪ Immediately with these bombs I am charging ♪ ♪ And I should not be awakened ♪ ♪ I am a walking dead, but I am just a talking head ♪ ♪ A zombie floating ♪ ♪ But I have your mom deepthroating ♪ ♪ I'm out of my ramen noodles ♪ ♪ We have nothing in common, poodle ♪ ♪ Poodle, I'm a doberman ♪ ♪ Pinch your arm and pay homage, student ♪ ♪ It's me, my honesty is brutal ♪ ♪ But it's honestly useless ♪ ♪ If I don't use it what I do ♪ ♪ Forever at least once in a while ♪ ♪ So I want to make sure that somewhere in this ♪ ♪ Doodle and I doodle enough rhymes to ♪ ♪ Maybe to try to help some people get through tough times ♪ ♪ But I gotta save some jokes just in case ♪ ♪ 'Cause even you ain't signed ♪ ♪ Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's time for the lunch ♪ ♪ I know there was a time when once I ♪ ♪ I was the king of the underground ♪ ♪ But I still rap like I'm in my routine Pharoahe Monch ♪ ♪ So I make rhymes, but sometimes when you combine them ♪ ♪ Appeals with my skin color ♪ ♪ You get too big and here they come trying to ♪ ♪ Censor you like that line ♪ ♪ I said in "I'm Back" from Mathers LP1 when ♪ ♪ I tried to say, "I'm taking seven kids from Columbine" ♪ ♪ Put them all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9 ♪ ♪ Let's see if I get my way ♪ ♪ Now I'm not as big as I was, but I'm ♪ ♪ transforming into an immortal, breaking through the portal ♪ ♪ You're trapped in a time warp since 2004 ♪ ♪ And I don't know why the hell you rhyme ♪ ♪ You're useless like Rapunzel with damn braids ♪ ♪ Do you write normally?

Fuck, be normal ♪ ♪ And I just bought a new ray gun from the future ♪ ♪ Just to come and shoot you ♪ ♪ Like when Fabolous pissed off Ray J ♪ ♪ Cause Fab said he looked like a faggot at Mayweather's house ♪ ♪ Singing at a man while playing the piano ♪ ♪ Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special ♪ ♪ On the cable channel ♪ ♪ Then Ray J went straight to the radio station ♪ ♪ Al next day ♪ ♪ "Hey, Fab, I'm going to kill you!" ♪ ♪ Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed ♪ ♪ J.J. Fashion ♪ ♪ Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assume I'm human ♪ ♪ What I have to do to make you understand I'm superhuman ♪ ♪ Innovative and I'm made of rubber ♪ ♪ So everything you say bounces back♪ ♪ on me and it'll stick to you and ♪ ♪ I'm devastating, more than ever showing ♪ ♪ how to give a damn audience ♪ ♪ a feeling like they're levitating, never fading ♪ ♪ And I know the haters are always waiting ♪ ♪ The day where they can say I fell ♪ ♪ They'll be celebrating ♪ ♪ 'Cause I know a way to motivate them ♪ ♪ I make music that elevates you make elevator music ♪ ♪ "Oh, it's too conventional." ♪ ♪ Well, that's what they do when they get jealous ♪ ♪ They confuse it ♪ ♪ "It's not hip hop, it's pop" ♪ ♪ Because I found a great way to merge it ♪ ♪ With rock, shock rap with Doc ♪ ♪ Lanza Lose Yourself and make them lose themselves ♪ ♪ "I don't know how to make songs like that" ♪ ♪ "I don't know what words to use" ♪ ♪ Let me know when it occurs to you ♪ ♪ While I'm ripping any of these verses ♪ ♪ Those verses of yours ♪ ♪ They are curtains, without realizing it I am hurting you ♪ ♪ How many verses do I have to murder to ♪ ♪ Show that if you were half as kind ♪ ♪ In your songs you could also sacrifice virgins?! ♪ ♪ Ugh, school lackey, pill addict ♪ ♪ But look at the praise these skills brought me ♪ ♪ Full of myself, but still hungry ♪ ♪ I get intimidated because I force myself to do what I set out to do ♪ ♪ And I'm a million leagues above you ♪ ♪ It makes me sick when I speak in tongues ♪ ♪ But it's still ironic, fuck you ♪ ♪ I'm drunk, so Satan, take the fucking wheel ♪ ♪ I'm going to sleep in the seat front ♪ ♪ Crashing with Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chubby, but funky" ♪ ♪ But in my head there's something ♪ ♪ I can feel pulls and struggles ♪ ♪ Angels fight with demons and ♪ ♪ This is what they want from me ♪ ♪ They are asking me to eliminate some of the hatred towards women ♪ ♪ But if you take into consideration ♪ ♪ the bitter hatred that I have ♪ ♪ Then you can be a little patient ♪ ♪ And more understanding of the situation ♪ ♪ And I understand the discrimination ♪ ♪ But fuck it, is life giving you lemons? ♪ ♪ Then make lemonade! ♪ ♪ But I can't hit women ♪ ♪ How the hell am I supposed to bake them a cake then?! ♪ ♪ Don't confuse him with Satan ♪ ♪ It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be abroad ♪ ♪ And take a vacation to trip a girl ♪ ♪ And make her fall on her face and ♪ ♪ Don't be a retard ♪ ♪ Be king?

Don't think about it * * Why be a king when you can be a God? ♪