Elon Musk On The Big Bang Theory

Wow, you've got to be kidding me, sorry, you're a long Musk. I'm uh, what are you doing here? I'm washing the dishes well. I was in line with the turkey, but I had to murder for being too generous with the sauce. Oh man, I mean, what? It's an honor to meet you. I'm a big fan of Tesla and SpaceX. All Your Howard Wolowitz Companies. Caltech, it was a pleasure meeting you. It feels great to come here and help the less fortunate, huh oh yeah, nothing better than helping people. It's something I realized when I was observing Earth from the deck of the International Space Station, where I spent two months as a payload specialist, that job I was qualified for because I'm an MIT-trained engineer and I thought that I had left the peak of the cemetery, sorry.

It's just you, oh I really want you to adopt me, well you're here on Thanksgiving so you're probably a good person, oh I made my wife come, I think you could go back to space sometime, it's a bargain job. Because I really want to go to Mars, assuming I can bring my wife, she barely takes up space, she basically goes on, well, we're not there yet, but the voice slowly searches for engineers, give me my email, we can stay in touch, thank you. Look, someone barely touched their pumpkin pie and wants to share it with me.

A partially eaten slice of pumpkin pie from a homeless shelter with Elon Musk II, I bet.