Ellen & John Travolta dance

Okay, I'm going to tell you this right now. What's that? I didn't have time to prepare for a monologue. I know it's Wednesday and the Oscars were on Sunday, but I'm so tired I thought maybe you could help me with a monologue today. Sure, how do we do it? Well, I usually come in the morning and then talk about whatever's going on in my life, so I thought it would be interesting for you to talk about what's going on. in your life it's not annoying when your jet doesn't start, yeah, I don't know how many people can relate to that, but why don't we do it?

I bet a lot of people have motorcycles and since this is from Wild Pigs, this is true, this is the bike, well why don't you tell me all about it? Why is it called pig number one? Well, first of all, this is a gas tank. No, why is it called a pig? I'm not sure, okay, so tell me it sounds like a pig, maybe it's, it's, it's, it's a, snort, snort, yeah, right, uh, this is a mirror, this is a wheel, no, but tell me about the bike and how it works well. and it's a machine that works, it has, this is the equipment, you have a helmet that you have to wear, yes, you have to wear a helmet, you know, that's where the noise comes from, that's where the pig connection comes from, that's where the noise is coming, that's what you said yeah, okay and then how many gallons does it hold oh, a lot, uh-huh, enough to take you miles, really, yeah, like maybe, several, something how often You ride a motorcycle, oh God, we ride so much, you know? nothing about this bike, come on, you wrote in the movie, sure, but you don't know anything about it.

Don't know. I feel very lucky to be here alive now that I heard this. I just got into the back. about your bike, um, okay, so there's nothing else you want to talk about, you know what I think, I think we should just

dance

, okay? I am, ladies, my name is a fun scam and even when it was at your expense it was like that. cool thanks okay this is exciting to me it's like a $20,000 bike okay let's find out who uh the public is going to win the new Harley-Davidson if I say your name jump up and down Like crazy, where's my hat?

Come on, okay, oh Tracy Johnson, I you ride, do you know how to ride a bike? Oh, I thought you said your ride, no, I ride with some, so look, I mean, this is crazy, right? and this is where the noise comes. outside of I don't know what to say, what you should do is get on the back with John Travolto, you had your first ride, that's a beautiful bike, congratulations, oh my gosh, thank you, is that a soft tail? right, it's a soft ta, it's a Harley D Davidson soft tail and it's beautiful and can I get lessons?

John, I would recommend it, do you have a, do you have a boyfriend or a husband, a husband? but you're just saying you want lessons from him, yeah, oh yeah, okay. I want to thank my guest and troll John Legend Glattus Avery Griggs and his love bird Carla. Hello, thank you all. See you tomorrow.