Ellen Gets Audience Members to 'Spill the Tea'

Today I'm going to meet some people in my

audience

because I'm going to play a game that will help me get to know them much better. Five of you will reveal a secret to me about yourselves, and then everyone else watching will see it too, obviously. It's time to play a new game called Spill the Tea. If you see your name on the screen, go down. Hello. Hello. Don't hurt my nose. Carol did the right thing...she's getting right to the point. Carol said there was no time to say hello. There is no time for hugs.

I'm going to go up to my podium. Good for you. She is serious. Let's play this game, Carol. I'm serious. Alright. Do you know the expression

spill

the tea? Do you understand? It's like telling a secret, spreading gossip or something like that. So I'm going to reveal five secrets we discovered about you. I'm going to try to match them with the person I think they belong to. If I can get all five right, I'll win a fantastic prize. I don't know why you're in this but I'm going to have fun and that's the only thing that matters.

OK? Alright. The first secret is that I have a tattoo on my butt that matches my ex. Carol. I'm pretty good at this. Alright, let's look at the next one. I like to dip paper towels in soda and suck on the soda. Oh Carol. Alright, let's look at the next one. I had a boob job and my dad doesn't know about it. Carol. Carol. Carol. Let's see the next one. Justin Bieber stood me up. Alright, let's look at the last one. I had sex on the beach. Carol. Carol. Alright. First I'm going to see your tits.

Alright. I think you had a boob job. They look natural but I think they're... they look fresh. Alright. I don't know why you shrugged but you just gave something away, so. Alright. I had sex on a beach. My mom says, oh my God. Oh Lord. I think he has a tattoo, ma'am. Alright. Judges, how many do I have correct? OK. It was a joke. You didn't have sex on the beach. Hmm. I think there. Carol, I'm confused as to what... None of these seem to apply, which is why I went that route. Alright. I'm going to do this.

Are all agreed? Alright. Now what do I have? OK. Put that back there. Jesus. It's the first time... we didn't want to invest a lot of money in this because we didn't know how much we would like it. Do you think that's... it was there where it was before? No. Should I do that? No Yes. Lauren. Lauren. Lauren. Lauren. Actually? But it was with... but I was with Lauren. Okay, so you think that was one of the right ones? Alright. Who

gets

the soda? Carol. Does Carol drink the soda? Yes. Do you suck paper towels? I mean, I don't know what else...

I think... Okay. I don't think so... Change that? OK. Yeah? That and then this. Alright. Alright. We'll see. Wow. Alright. McKenna, what's yours? I have a tattoo on my butt that matches my ex. You have a tattoo? Yes. You have a tattoo. Alright. And Justin Bieber stood you up? I did. Well, in what... how? Well, it was my tenth birthday. And he told me that he would go with me to Space Mountain. And I waited for him and he never showed up. And what is yours? I am the paper towels. I knew it. I knew she was...

I don't know why. I'm weird. Oh Lord. You... you had a boob job and your dad doesn't know? I had that! Oh Lord. Yeah, because that's the only thing that really... oh my gosh. Alright. Well that was fun. That's a fun game. In fact, let's play that again. This is how to play Spill the Tea. For playing... thanks for playing. I am going to buy a new Rolex and you will all receive... thank you very much. That's it... there's nothing there. Alright. And you will all receive iPads. Thank you very much for playing.