Eccentric British Comedy - parts 1&2

Pigott and Hickenbottom in autumn? It's just starting to bloom and it's not a york and lancaster after all it's a mundy pink yeah well disgusting don't interrupt mabel this guy from the ministry is going to do a solo charleston good sir are you okay? Uh, yeah, yeah, I just fainted a little. you need exercise honey the ants will tickle you i don't really feel like a sweetheart oh you're probably right you'd rather have a genuine charleston tune it's the word versy color that's confusing they're both called versicolor but york and lancaster are a the damask rose and the rosa mundi is gallic, yes, never mind all that mabel, what is this guy going to dance too?, but you see, bertie, what they just won't understand is that the orca nangsta doesn't have red and white stripes on the same flower.

It has quite different flowers, some red, some white. Can we leave the dance for another time? I feel like we want to clear up that other issue first. I don't want to hear about it. I just found the album for you. I wonder where my baby is tonight. Okay, come on, give it your all, that's the rhythm, okay, oh, I wonder if my baby does the charleston charleston. I wonder who is teaching him the charleston. I wonder where she has gone or how she is going wrong. I wonder where my baby is. I had such training for months, it reminds me of the old days, the 43rd before your time, of course, towards dawn.

Mrs. Merrick used to let me play the drums. We used to burn the place down. It's a shame the police had done something like that to the old woman. It was a dead uh honey now I guess I guess it was before you lost before they cut off my legs you mean yeah right before yeah I came back once or twice after but it wasn't exactly the same from what the girl seemed like repent I used to get morbid when they had a glass of champagne. They were getting bored in '43. Yeah, I haven't been in town since, except for a couple of coronations.

Now let's have another number ready for the sweet stuff. Hortense you are now warmed up oh no sir, don't you think we should take care of this other matter first? Yeah, I guess we should. Yes, there was something I had to tell you and I can't remember what I said. I guess you wouldn't have idealo that was good, it's uh, it's quite a difficult thing for me to approach it's, oh, it's intriguing, oh, well, it'll come back now, what do you say, shuffle the river or step on the black bottom? Hmm, well, look sir, I'd like to hear either one. them, but I'm supposed to go back to the nets to practice a little for the qriket match, so if you don't remember what you wanted to talk to me about, maybe it's better if you go back to your cricket match. remember what it was that you do yeah, how could I forget something like that?

We want you to present the awards at the destination on Monday. Will you present the destination awards? you want me to present the awards but you're the man from the ministry you're the big shot you've had a personal success down here everyone is quite impressed by you, while especially the women you have what it takes boy, you're lucky my friend god, but... What will the teacher think of this, the teacher really? It was the teacher who suggested that he come see me last night. He seems to have impressed him as much as anyone. What's wrong, my dear friend doesn't collapse again?

Oh, sorry, then, that's all he wanted to see me for. Yes my dear friend. It was foolish of me to have forgotten. Say yes, of course, oh well, yes, okay. You need another charleston. The last one worked like a charm. I would like you to try Sweet Hortons. It has a peculiarly fast but discreet rhythm, ideal for ladies. man like all of you hmm right?