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finished. You... Oh, wow. You, incomplete, incomplete man. What a shot. Wow. It's a very nice hit. Good shot. It's not an easy chip here. Everything escapes me. I have to put this on the right. The braces just take it up to the green. Oh God. You live, you learn. Then you're going to make par. That's probably what I'm going to do. I don't know. We'll see. Wow. Go. Go. Where is it? Oh, I had the line too. Cory and I are on the same page. I'm just going to hope your putting ability isn't as good as mine.

You know nobody likes a slow golfer. I went ahead and picked up. This looks good. Nothing bad. Feel. Okay, not bad. Stay. Well, it's an old-fashioned putdown. Oh, just continue. Oh, you have a reading. I shortened it. Okay, nice touch. For double. Oh. That's not good. Nice. Oh no. That's not good. OK. Oh. Oh no. It was the hill. I understand. That's a good putt. That's a good putt. Good hit. Oh no. Wow. Oh, Cory. Oh, alignment crack. To be clear, I need to do this to keep my chances alive, right? You go to the playoff.

Great putt here. Wait. Hold the line! Oh no. Clean. Collin, see you at the game. Collin, see you at the game. PGA TOUR 2K23 now available. You can play as Collin, soon to be, you can play as me, Gar and Cobes, not Cor. But you can use my character, Core. Be sure to grab your copy today. Back to the desk. Raise your hand if you're going to be in a video game? Oh yeah. That's so me. Boom. I was that close. You can create your own player. If you want to play PGA 2K with mediocre golfers with good short game, bad off the tee and...

Two-way failure. Ball hit. You have three guys who are willing to step up virtually for you. What a luxury. It should have been me. Well, that was a high note, time to move on to a low note. Oh no. It's time for my least favorite part of anyone's day. It's time for Wheel Unfortunate. Wow. I wasn't expecting that kind of energy from Gary. Yes I know. I just want to get this over with. OK. And you know what else is bad news? I was forced against my will to use this device to choose a name. Who suggested what we use?

Let the astronaut choose. Let him choose himself. Go ahead, Mr. Rocketman. Astronaut. Let's let Cory choose. No. No, there's a good story there. Are we doing an elimination or is this it? No, choose and that's it. Who do you want to eliminate? You don't decide that until after... Yeah, oh, no. He can choose and then I will delete. Yes. So that's the name. That's who's spinning it. I got the elimination. Who is eliminated and who doesn't spin? It can't be Tyler. I just want it to be for some reason... Why does it take 30 seconds to open a piece of paper?

Oh my God. I always pick Ty to be eliminated. Spinning the wheel for OT 36. My fingers are sweaty. Yes. I didn't understand it. He deserved it. He deserved it. How do you feel? we do not care. Get behind the wheel. I'm Ned the golden boy. But you probably know me as the prince, the king, the yes lord of duty. Welcome to my program. Let's spin some wheels, folks. But before they did that, I bet they didn't know that old Ned was a witchcraft fanatic. I make some Wingardium leviosas from time to time. I don't know, maybe a bright one.

That's all fun and games. But you know what's not fun? It's playing with fire because it's not something you can play with. Wow wow. Which was hot. Wow. Wow. You may have to go to the hospital. So let's lead our friend. Come here. Wow. Oh. That was so hot, why did someone give that to me? Hey what's your name? Coby, are you okay? Brilliant. Dude, my hand is burning. Go ahead and do your thing. Wait. Come here, I forgot I had to do something. Come here. Oh wow, I can't believe you didn't see that. Oh, that's a golden boy.

I almost hit you over the head with that. You can keep that one. Go ahead and spin the wheel. Oh, my heart is pounding out of my chest right now. That hurt a lot. But do you know what they say? In show business, the show must go on. And old Ned is a champion. There are two phrases that I hear quite often. Looks like, Cobes, you're going to need a toenail sandwich. Alright, I hope you're hungry. Say it with me. That's... you didn't say it with me, Cobes. Say it with me. That's unfortunate. Alright, get out of here.

Get out of here, boy. Gross. Oh man. I have to go to the doctor. Welcome to possibly the strangest thing we've ever filmed. It's the strangest thing. I'm about to cut my toenails. Dude, I'd rather be Coby and eat a toenail than have your feet. Look at these. 100%. That, my friends, is years of outdoor bowhunting. That is a disease. With nothing more than a homemade bow and a loincloth. And I never use nail clippers either. I always like to peel them. No way. Show me how you remove them. Wait, what do you mean? No. How did you just... what do you mean?

Because his feet are dying. They are declining. Look at that one. I don't even know what that is. I think I have enough. If you run out of ingredients, here are some extras. You guys did a great job. Oh my God. Look at that little finger. Here's one. What the hell is that? Oh, this is disgusting. Alright, Coby, we've got some bread options here. It looks like a bagel, another bagel, a bagel and... Classic white. Do I get any other toppings? Mayonnaise or butter? They both sound very bad. A little butter? I mean you asked for butter.

When we first started this, I told them, call me crazy, but I don't think it's going to be that terrible. And look where I landed. Make a large quantity. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. It looks like everything but bagel seasoning. That's a crisp corner. My thought process is bite, chew, swallow... Vomit. Chew, chew, chew. It's good. Oh. Chew. Chew and swallow. It's no big deal. It's just your own body in your mouth. Oh. Stop, you're doing... It's disgusting. He he did it. He did it. Hey, double five. That is the greatest performance I have ever witnessed in person.

And I think I have to go. Do you think you'll ever eat bread and butter again? Oh yes, I heard it. No, what happened to the best performance? They made me talk about it and he put it in my face again. That was unfortunate. Back to the desk. I feel dirty just seeing that. And you know what? We can't get enough. So the next segment is about Coby. Do not go. Let's get to space training. Alright, Cobes, this is the first phase of training. We will be in communication with you at all times. If at any time you need to tap, reach up and tap the top of your helmet.

What do you do if you need to tap? I touch the top of my helmet. No, you can't tap on space, Coby. Put the helmet on. Get in there. There is no tap. Go, go. Astronauts, prepare for takeoff in three, two, one. Oh oh, my helmet. I can't breathe. Check it out. Space time. Oh. Wait, Cobe. His entire body is raised. He just took off his mask. There is a Rubik's cube in your right front pocket. Solve the Rubik's cube. This is not useful for space. We don't turn. Oh, crazy. I'm not the boy. That was just phase one.

No. Second phase of your training, Coby, space. You have to learn about this before you go. Good news for you, we have reserved the entire floor of the Perot Museum so you can soak up this knowledge. Beyond the Kuiper Belt lies the Oort cloud, an area that may host up to a trillion comets. Aid. Coby, what are you doing up there? I got you, Gar. Right here. The only way out is if you say the planets in order. Yes. Mercury. Oh, I was going to say Mars. Mercury, Venus, Earth and then the others. The others are also quality planets.

I'm sure you know them all. We all know them. Looks like we have a little more time here. Welcome to phase three, the most important training of your life. This looks much better than the other phases. Please let me finish. Just visually. Nothing simulates zero gravity like being underwater. In space, anything could happen at any time. When you least expect it, out of nowhere, bang, fix it. Three, two, one. I mean I'm humming the asteroids there. Oh no. A large asteroid is approaching. Here it comes, a huge asteroid. Oh, that's going to be good. Did you know?

Either we kill him or he's doing his job. Oh, that was amazing. He has done it. Did an asteroid hit you? He was shooting everywhere. You know how to swim? I can't watch any more of this. Maybe space isn't the best for him. Save me. Yes, you are fine. Did you know? See you. Go back! I'm an astronaut! You are alone from here. He's not the guy. Did you know? At the end of the day, he was prepared and returned home safely. Yes. There he is. Thanks guys. We get you back. I never want to hear about that again.

I can't promise it. I'm not going to lie, my retention went down because of that. I didn't even pay attention to that segment. Hopefully, you guys are still with us. Did you know? Let's add a little surprise to Christmas this year. Throw away some tour tickets as a Christmas gift. Wow. Children get so used to tights than to all the candy and socks. Boom, oh, go away kid. Oh. Anyway, that's all for today. Thanks for watching, guys. My extra large tent keeps spinning. Goodbye for now. See you next time. I'm out. I see you friends.