DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON...

So they didn't cut us at all, so, uh Yeah, it was bad. Oh yeah, a storm killed me because I was building, I was trying to build it and then the storm got me in the second round Even, even, uh, Mosoke (?), Mosoke tried to come help me, he was... he was uh, on this. But then I think he was trying... he was trying... because I got the "M", I got the "M", I think he was trying to spell Mosoke instead of Markiplier, I think he was trying to pounce and he gets that from me But he didn't finish it either!

He- he uh, he-he was also killed by the storm, so we were working together on that *Click* We were working together, he was- He was m-my friend there, he was my friend, but uh... Yes, alas, they didn't. They didn't understand us (x2) It's almost as if they didn't want to see us, it's almost as if they didn't want to show us on camera what we were doing. Is the room getting thinner? I don't know, is it losing weight? I do not think! I think just by looking at the same thing for so long you start to...

You start to channel some weird psychoses that are going on here, but it seems fine so far. Still, it's fun! I have to admit, of all the games I've played, this is probably the most ENJOYABLE experience I've ever had, it's like "Oof", this is like "yeah" "Yes" I-I'm like "YES" "I'm REALLY excited about this one. The

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makes me TALLER, well, you know, I'm comfortable with my height, I'm pretty good with what I have. I-I- Ooh, Oh, ooh (0.0) You're-. you're-you're- AH YOU'RE IN MY FACE? W-WHY ARE YOU IN MY FACE? Like, UGH, okay, that's a little rude.

Okay, I think you're listening to me too much. DICK, you don't need to be so assertive about things that don't- EH, I don't like the- the- I don't like the im- okay, okay, you know, this is really cool and all, but the PUSH is what I don't like. I like this, it's just one

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, in and out movement, I don't know, something very Oof, like oof I don't want to deal with it, preferably I'd rather oh- OH Well, thank you, thank you for respecting my boundaries, I really do. I appreciate- Wait, no, it's- wait! Wait, no, you're still in my face, it just doesn't seem like it.

If I... If I clicked right now, I would

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, and you see, that's just a scam, it's like a bad ad, it's like... It's like someone is trying to "force" you to press the "Like" button " or something like that. That... that's just not right. Come on, I mean, there's all... I'm all for asking, the question was nice and polite, but you're kidding me! You're trying to trick me and I don't-I don't-I don't appreciate it, not at all, I don't-I just- OH now that you're gone, it's okay, I called you out on your bullshit and now you're back to normal Oh, I see how it's oh okay okay then THANKS FOR LISTENING AGAIN I guess thanks I always want to give credit where credit is DUE wooah- Oh Oaaoaoaoa Wheeyaminuuu True man: You're a disgrace to the youtube community Mark: Que screw you Right Hand: Your content is outdated Right Hand: You were a mistake Right Hand: I'm embarrassed by the decisions you make in games Right Hand: Your scribes are idiots Right Hand: and you're a complete bubble-blowing baby Right Hand: Mark. ..

Right hand: No matter how stupid you are Right hand: I love you Right hand: But I need you to understand me and respect my decision. Marcos: Ok, I understand. Alright...uh, he doesn't want to do it, so that's the end of the story. We're just not going to be able to do it. That's the end! OK that's fine! *claps* we're okay, we figured it out, we understood everything I think- I think we agree, like me- I've really discovered a lot about myself and... I like the different parts of me I... I know myself and that's... that's important I think it's very very important this has been fun (x3) I- I've really learned a lot... about this.

I think WE ALL have learned, I think YOU have learned, I think WE ALL HAVE learned something about ourselves like... in all this time, have you even THOUGHT about checking out the different parts of your body? Have you thought about *their opinions* on the matter? Have you really *talked* to yourself internally? because I doubt it! I mean, I mean, HONESTLY, I want to KNOW, I want to KNOW these conversations that you have, so *record a conversation* of you *having the conversation* a REAL, honest, open-hearted conversation, with your heart *in high pitch* and really get to the POINT of the matter.

Get to know who you are as a person, understand your wants, your needs, your desires... You may fight... sometimes, but always remember that your ASS knows better than your butt ALWAYS knows what is best, so listen her butt before. you listen to your heart and then you listen to your gut after consulting your left hand and then maybe, maybe you trust your right hand if your nipples aren't talking too much and your feet are actually... giving their game. make sense? Always feel free! go! right now! Talk to yourself and learn what it means to truly be a... human?

Shit, no, I'm going to jump into that conversation again. Sorry sorry button, I didn't mean to mention that again. I know you're not human... Unless you are. Wait a minute, wait, is there a reason you're still... oh, is there a reason you're not facing me? oh I KNEW IT! You don't want to show me your BACK because I'll see the ZIPPER on your COSTUME OOOOOOOH I get it- who is it, huh? Who is this, Ashton...Kutcher? ash catch? Joey Graceffa is that you?? It's you?? Ahhhh I knew it. Ohh boy, I knew it. I KNEW IT What the hell, man?

What the hell ahhhh get out of here. I'm not going to pressure you, you always try to have me like this. No, that's not going to happen. Awww I can't believe it. I ALMOST FELL INTO THAT (x2) Damn, I've been fooled. aohhh man I can't believe that (x2) I was- I was so close I was so close to pushing you and then you would have been- jumping and then you would have been like "AHHH YOU PUSHED MY... PENIS" or something and I b- man I would have been- I would have been crazy. Are you filming this?

Is there a camera here? Wait, there was a megaphone. I should have known, like... I KNEW I actually think I knew, I really knew I knew there was something I knew, like I knew Aww man, it was in you, it was in you. No, I was talking to you from the beginning. I knew I knew, it was a crazy joke. I should have known. That's not really Uncle Sam. That's really not Obama. Aww, I knew it ahhh God, okay, maybe you have me there a little, maybe just a LITTLE ohh. but come on, it's not that- ohh, it's so much fun, okay, it's so much fun, okay.

Well, anyway we had fun, we had fun, we had fun, but you know. Mind if I stay a little longer, I mean it's a great place you have here. I don't think I'll really like it, I took advantage of your hospitality, so I think I'll just like it, relax for a while. Kinda like, I can call an Uber, but it'll take a little while to get here, so I might as well be here. Yeah, ohhh boy anyway. So how are you? Are you OK? Are you OK? Come on, you can stop the silent treatment now. Come on, it's just you and me here oh wait, I'm sorry, STOP THE CAMERAS eoohhh, stop recording, you can come out now, okay, okay, look.

You, you and me, igetyouweyou, we understand each other, we understand each other. You were putting up a good front, I... I was, I was like, tootsies, down my throat. I... I wasn't... I was like, I was completely confused. You, uh, almost got me, but I'm too smart for you And sorry for ruining the footage, I'm sorry. I really do. I can do it again, do you want me to do it? Do you want me to do it again? Do you want me to do it again? Wait, no, it's okay. I'll do it again. Okay, okay, I'll do it again.

Alright... Ohh, what is THIS place? I don't know where I am- OHHH SHIT A RED BUTTON?? I don't know if I should do it! Well, there are many languages ​​here... MAYBE I should. I mean, if I really think about it too much... Oh! Look at the posters! Ehhhhh.... Ooohhhhh Ooooo.... Woooow Oooohh...10/10 doctors?? I just... Well, I don't know if I should... Well, maybe just... a tiptoe Nahhhhh Nah nah, I'm sorry, I'm not a very good actor so... Okay. If it's broke, it's broke, we did the best we could, but if not, then, you know, there's so many things you can do about it.

I'm sorry if that was the case. Maybe, maybe next time