Doctor Reacts To Harry Potter Injuries

We are about to see all the Harry Potter movies, well, scenes from the Harry Potter movies and I am going to criticize them through the eyes and lenses of a

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, you are ready, let's start with the philosopher's stone. I just spit out Harry Potter, that's Hagrid and that's Dumbledore. I remember their names, good luck, Harry Potter, oh that's an interesting scar. Do you know what's funny? I've seen Harry Potter when he was a kid, I never thought about this before I went to medical school residency and now I see it. I think Harry was treated badly.

Plastic surgeon trying to perform Z-plasty. Z-plasty is what happens when you try to make a scar appear less visible. When you cut a Z-shaped scar, you can actually change its appearance so that it blends in more when it heals. Blends better with skin lines, not that great, I feel like if you're riding a broom for the first time it should be like riding a bike, you need to wear a helmet, they clearly don't have medical relatives. medical

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s counseling at this school everyone out of the way okay, it's a high speed fall, I'd say it's a fall from probably 12 feet that requires 911 emergency help, you need to stabilize your spine, put a neck brace on there if you have a fracture in the cervical collar, it could cause paralysis, oh dear, it's a broken wrist, it's a broken wrist, that's right, maybe we do a full body check, like when a patient comes in from trauma, we check the entire body. body, we just cut all the clothes because we need to see everything the last thing we want to know is that there is like a huge cut from a broomstick inside his abdomen, he is bleeding and we don't check it because we are going to look at his wrist, the most common thing is let it break. bone in the wrist scaphoid you did it good job falling outstretched hand I feel like I need a trauma specialist watching this with me I'm scared for all their bodies so that fall while it looked terrible and at high speed didn't look so good Bad for me as a professional doctor, I will explain it because he fell with momentum that carried him forward and due to inertia, he did not actually stop suddenly, therefore, the force and impact on his body were not that bad, which is why many moments like When people survive skydiving accidents it is because they landed on a hill and were able to continue falling.

What is that? That's what I say when patients misbehave, are you okay? No, I think it's a radial fracture or an ulnar fracture depending on the location. Oh, it looks like you got rid of the bones of him. If you don't have bones there, you can't really use your hand and then you could damage all your blood vessels and nerves. There I can mend bones in the blink of an eye. But you can make them grow again, right? Oh I will be able to do it certainly but it will be painful for the bones to grow back, that is something new, maybe we will have that in the future, there is actually a conditioned fibular hemimelia where the fibula of the lower leg is short and in fact we could do some procedures to help it grow.

Limb lengthening is actually a legitimate procedure. Dragon. I have never experienced dragon bite in the hospital. Basilisk. Basilisk Dragon. What is the difference between a Basilisk? I have never seen a basil skin lesion in the hospital. There was someone who suffered a Komodo dragon bite that resulted in salmonella. I think so, I'm pretty sure salmonella is the bacteria found on the tongues of lizards that like them or on the teeth that you need to be careful with. because, oh, that's definitely one way to kill a basilisk, go right for the base of the basilisk's skull, a tooth in the ulnar radial artery of the forearm, you better put some pressure on that bad boy or a tourniquet if you are bleeding a lot because you will not survive long. otherwise and there must be salmonella in this basilisk tooth watch as another doctor makes a reaction video dr. mike shares misinformation there is no salmonella in vascular teeth i have researched it i read the research on facebook of course phoenix tears have healing powers so y'all What you have to do to cure yourself of cancer is make a phoenix cry.

Who knew? We probably don't need oncologists anymore. We probably don't need many doctors anymore. We just need a bunch of phena Phoenicians Phoenicians Phoenicians are you watching this video with your Doctor Mike Merchant, come on, where's your pee? It's linked just below by the way, I have my own invisibility cloak now. If there is a Tibetan turnip that will allow me to breathe underwater for an hour, then great, but otherwise, I don't know about the turnip. but you can always use ghillie grass. You know the military actually tested a substance that you can put in your mouth and allow yourself to breathe underwater for longer periods of time, but there are techniques you can use to hold your breath for long periods of time underwater. are you sure this neville absolutely for an hour he's most likely on performance enhancing drugs so he's cheating he literally just turned into a newfoundland newfoundland rescue people they pull them out of the water in multiples they have webbed rhythms they can be puppies like champs he's climbing too high there's a legitimate decompression illness that's potentially going to give him barotrauma, all of the above really and for those who don't know, like when you breathe water, uh, when you breathe underwater, usually with the equipment diving, they don't say their gills, uh, and you. breathe air like say 10 meters down 33 feet down and then you ascend too fast that air expands could damage your lungs from the father meat given involuntarily the servant sacrificed willingly oh my man just cut off his hand completely I mean he's not surviving for more than five to ten minutes in this you're going to bleed out, I mean there have been cases where if you have a really clean cut, maybe if your wounds are cauterized, maybe if your blood vessels are spasming like crazy, you can stop the bleeding or if you put a tourniquet on, but like my guy here doesn't seem medically responsible, if you know what I'm saying it's this Voldemort, oh, where's his nose with a nose like that?

You will have problems heating the air. You will have trouble clearing the air because you have fewer cilia because your nose doesn't stick out as much. You wouldn't do well in Antarctica dodging boxes of snacks. Sweets they make you. I will take you out of class whenever you want to get hours of pleasure. from one profitable boredom to take care of another are those sweets that literally make children sick so they don't have to do their activities that's terrible I'm trying to weigh which is worse that or vaping and I feel like both are equally bad this The place has known the magic.

Why are they all? Why would you cut like you need blood? It's a movie, but you cut the most painful place. Most of the nerve endings are here. Why would you cut the most painful place? Cut like the upper arm area, like where you are. get the flu shot or something hurry up quickly in my bag there's a bottle labeled essence of bitterness my those are some serious lacerations on your arm on your arm you have the axillary artery that turns into a brachial artery that you cut you're bleeding very, very quickly, especially from the left side, close to the heart, I don't know what he's spraying on it, like there's no way that's going to help pressure him to stop bleeding, hermione, please, for God's sake, Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends, why?

Did you take it out? It was creating pressure and actually preventing him from bleeding out. You need to call 9-1-1. Harry. You have been a good and faithful servant. Severus. But only I can live forever. Not if you're going to. Antarctica because your nose doesn't have turbinates so you probably can't heat the air and humidify it well, oh yeah, if you're going to cut the carotids, you're going to bleed out like there's no way to save that person, look that's smart. check pulse before starting chest compressions if he has a pulse you don't need to do chest compressions

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if he is unconscious and doesn't have a pulse you better start chest compressions.

It's a fish? It looks like a fish because it has gills. -like bumps on his skull the nose is like a snake fish a catfish not an eel fish he's an eel

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