DO NOT DRINK SONIC.EXE
oh brother I got a bad feeling about this we're starting out with a Pikachu
drinkso Pikachu I'm ready oh it's detective Pikachu seems like you're out to solve another mystery oh okay well do you have your ingredients with you wait a second what's this it's just a black piece of paper is it supposed to say something in order to read this I guess I need a flashlight Oh a flashlight yeah this should be helpful let's see here I guess like this oh-ho that's clever so this is how you keep your ingredients secret so we need Rose and raspberries half a bowl frozen mangoes half a bowl and mocha frappuccino coffee okay whoa what's this over here it's this mr. mime oh yeah I remember him from the movie now there's probably more up here one second I need to bring the flashlight to the top oh it's a Psyduck yeah Psyduck always has a terrible headache and oh is this the rest of the ingredients mini cherry coke and mini canada dry and a frozen acai quarter package okay well before we get the ingredients we need to design the bottle so actually this design is not gonna be on a
drinkcan instead it will be placed onto a rectangular shaped
drinkcarton I'll show you what it looks like in just a second so yeah of course we need to draw Pikachu on the front he's pretty adorable especially with this detective hat however even though he's cute you don't wanna mess with Pikachu he's very powerful especially with his electrical...
bolt attack now let's call this Pikachu soda well it's partially soda it will have a lot of other things mixed in with it too now we just need to quickly color this all in we'll need some Brown for his hat oh and some red for cheeks this fur is mostly yellow but there's a tad of brown in there too actually the detective Pikachu movie did a great job with Pikachu spur it looked very realistic in fact all of the Pokemon in that movie looked pretty good just need to fill in these lightning bolts that are coming out of the words and this design looks really cool for the design on the back I'm using these large bottle caps to make a circle for a magnified glass it goes with the whole detective theme and the magnify glass it will be examining a Pokemon ball next we're drawing up Bulbasaur we see quite a few of these in the movie they carry the seed on their back which grows and they really like napping and bright sunlight I guess it helps them to recharge in store energy and up here we have Jigglypuff which is quite fun to play as in Super Smash Bros Jigglypuff can deflate until it is flat or suck in a bunch of air and float and all we need to do fill this all in I'm excited to see how this looks I feel like if this was sold in stores it wouldn't really catch people's attention I know in Japan they have some Pokemon sodas but I haven't seen any detective Pikachu so does I got this yellow car and let's see if this works sweets yeah it...
seems to fit pretty well we have the ingredients on this side and I think the back really adds to the overall design we also have Charizard yeah I needed one more Pokemon well this is definitely a unique container for soda let's get these ingredients I got a cherry coke and a Canada Dry and these are the mini cans I actually like these
drinks so I'm curious to find out how these taste mix together oh now I like how that sounds very bubbly hopefully this is the right amount oh yeah and I have this new handheld mixer you're gonna want to see how this works in the next
drinkokay back to the ingredients so this is a frozen acai or at least I think that's what it's called it looks like a fruit popsicle now I just need a little part raspberries well these are pretty tasty hopefully they mix well with the
drinknow mangoes this is like turning into a weird fruit soda what now for the coffee a starbucks Frappuccino I don't really understand why this is one of the ingredients I'm gonna have to have a little sip though yeah that's pretty good I really hope this doesn't ruin the rest of the
drinkI guess detectives need to
drinka lot of coffee here it is hopefully this doesn't overflow it's like a dark purple color I think the frozen acai made at this color I do like the container shape it's very different from the other
drinks that I've done well detective Pikachu here it goes whoa that's not what I was expecting at all...
it's surprisingly mild which is not a bad thing it actually tastes like a slightly flavored seltzer water so I guess it's kind of like a soda but instead of being really sweet though it's more of a bubbly fruit
drinkso it's probably a lot healthier for you to
drinkthen most sodas I'll give this a seven and a half out of ten okay so for this next one I need to get prepared so this might look pretty ridiculous but you'll understand in just a second I have this yellow beanie which is actually pretty comfortable I also have these goggles they like you a lot more when you kind of look like them it makes it easier for negotiations I think that should do okay minions I'm ready hey guys what's up but good to see you yeah of course I can do that as long as you have the ingredients I know you minions really like food and it seems like you're always making something so this should be interesting minion juice okay Sunny D applesauce ice cream banana raspberry jelly whipped cream okay uh well first before we do this we need to design the bottle so let's go ahead and call this minion juice and this design is gonna be placed on a thin tall bottle so I need more of a vertical layout and I'm gonna draw the three minions stacked on top of each other now from what I know from the minions movie minions have been around for a long time like thousands of years and if they've had many different masters of the years most of them being villains with...
GRU being their newest master now since minions have been around for so long I'm sure they've had plenty of time to make a really good tasty
drinkand get the perfect combination of ingredients I know there's certain foods that they really enjoy so I have some pretty high expectations for the taste of this
drinkwell actually now thinking about it minions they can be kind of clumsy I don't always make the best decisions so I don't really know what to expect actually there's a lot that we don't even know about the minions I'm curious as to like why do they wear goggles is it because they need to see barely or is it to protect their eyes too bad I can't speak minion here is the bottle IPA today yellow to go with the whole minions theme let's put it on ah home I actually this turned out pretty good I'm sure that anyone who likes the minions would you most likely want to buy this if they saw to the store or at least make them curious as to what it tastes like well I'm excited for this
drinkthis time we're mixing things up a little differently and we're starting with some Sunny D yeah I'm not surprised this looks like something the minions would
drinkand applesauce I haven't had one of these in years actually I don't really like applesauce it's just kind of weird now if they wanted this type of ice cream probably because of the banana there's an entire scene in the movie where the minions they eat ice...
cream so this makes sense the list said you use about half a container this looks really good I'll have to eat the rest of this ice cream later oh yeah and these things yep this wouldn't be a minion
drinkwithout the bananas the minions themselves kind of look like bananas and they go nuts for them which is good because bananas are healthy jelly of course the minions build an entire factory designated to make a jelly so just a spoonful weight cream yeah this is usually with their ice cream did he like a lot of it so that should be perfect I have no idea if this will even work hopefully it doesn't whoa splatter everywhere uh I think you use it like this minion bottle now hopefully I don't pour too much it's always hard to tell sometimes how much is going into the bottle let's see oh the consistency is very smooth and it smells pretty good just a little bit more and that should be enough well let's do this now I'm assuming that crew is also drank this right oh really well there's only one way to find out that's very
drinkable it tastes great out of all your test
drinks this is an excellent choice it's sweet and creamy and most importantly I can taste the banana I'll have to give this juice a 9 out of 10 actually I think you guys should start mass producing this like you could start an entire Factory and have an assembly line just imagine if this was in every grocery store there's something wrong my goggles oh we're where...
are you guys going guys come back oh wait what oh no there's something wrong with my face we can stop the camera well thankfully I was able to get all of that yellow off apparently I was the minions test subject and they didn't even tell me I guess they're still trying to work out all of the side effects to that
drinkI guess okay all right oh no way tails knuckles wait what are you guys doing here this just doesn't make any sense
Sonicoh you can't find
Sonicthat's really weird yeah I haven't seen him recently actually I have no idea where he is and I got a bad feeling about this so is there anything I can do for you guys while you're here only you can do this oh of course oh wait a second is this a Tails and Knuckles
drinkyes well I did make a
drinkso guess it makes sense to make a what whoa 2x energy says yellow Powerade red Powerade yogurt popsicles a fruit bowl palm juice whoa I'm very curious to see how this turns out here we go yeah I think this is a really cool idea now knuckles has super strength and you spike like knuckles on each of his hands he uses these to dig with and climb walls and tails he has these two fluffy tails that he uses to fly through the air by rotating them like helicopter blades that way he can travel incredibly fast now let's call this
drink2x energy because it's - energy is combined into one
drinkthis good combination yeah knuckles he's such a cool character he's a guardian...
of the Master Emerald which is this powerful ancient relic he's very experienced too swimming and he's a treasure hunter he's not as fast as
Sonicbut he seems to have more special movement abilities like fighting moves he could even catch the hair under his dreadlocks and glide what's really crazy though is that he's been knowing to punch the ground so hard that it's caused tremors and even small volcanic eruptions and of course there's tails who's just amazing he's an absolute genius when it comes to mechanics and technology and his fighting abilities with his tail are actually very impressive what's really incredible about tails is that he can pretty much build anything in fact he's constructed different vessels that can travel between dimensions and his airplanes and vehicles they've saved
Sonicand Knuckles many times I mean
Sonicis very lucky to have these two as his friends well here's the can let's do this oh it's perfect the yellow and red energy bolts in the background really add a lot to the design let's go ahead and get the ingredients now for the
drinkwe had blue Powerade but for this
drinkwe've got yellow and red Powerade mixed together as you'll see most of these ingredients are either yellow or red like lemon yogurt and strawberry yogurt seems like though red color is more dominant but I'm sure we'll be able to taste the yellow flavors - and we've got popsicles this...
will make it a nice cold
drinkif I can just get it off the stick oh wow these are already melting really fast my hands are all sticky okay just need two red popsicles these will really make this
drinksweet and it will probably be great to have this on day I know that this would definitely energized me now for a bowl of fruit which has cantaloupe melon watermelon oh wow through is always oh whoops I have just splattered everywhere well there's the rest of the bowl now I think this next ingredient is quite unusual it's palm pomegranate juice I've never even tried this stuff before I guess this is good for your heart uh that should be enough well let's blend this all up oh this is like turning pink that looks a lot better this reminds me of bubblegum it kind of smells like it too well 2x energy let's fill you up I have to say this is probably the best-looking liquid so far the consistency is excellent well it's time to experience 2x energy here it goes okay it's very similar to power right except it's a loss sweeter looks like oh whoa what it definitely gives you an energy boost I think my heart's beating faster but the popsicles in this makes it taste really good oh boy I'd have to give this an eight and a half out of ten all right not too bad thanks for the
drinkI know you guys have to go find
Sonicso Tails knuckles good luck hopefully I'll see you later all right here we go I guess that's all of the
drinks I'm pretty...
happy with how they all turned out but except for that minion side effect anyways I just need to get these
drinks to the fridge Oh No but that's that
Sonicis he evil
Sonicoh no I don't want anything to do with you or whatever is on that list I'm done with
drinks for today no I haven't seen them no Tails and Knuckles no they didn't come through here I haven't seen them oh don't do that just just wait a second I know what you're capable of about this we make a deal if I do your
drinkthen you promise to leave me alone and you won't go after Tails and Knuckles okay so it's a deal then I mean I've tasted some pretty bad
drinks before and I survived those so I think I can handle this wait what are you serious so as far as I know the first time
sonic.exe appeared was in this like glitched corrupted cd-rom of the original
Sonicthe Hedgehog game when you first start out playing the game it seems pretty normal but after a while you start to notice really odd things you start out as plain as tails but when you enter the first level you quickly realize that something really bad is going on the environment is destroyed there are dead animals on the ground then you see
Sonicin the distance but it's not the
Sonicthat we know instead it's the exact opposite of
Sonican evil looking
Sonicwith red eyes it's very disturbing and when tails gets closer to
sonic.exe well I'll spare you the details but tails doesn't make it...
and in the next level you play as knuckles and it's a similar situation you have to fight evil
sonic.exe just teleports around you making it nearly impossible to defeat him then
sonicuses his sharp claws and well knuckles also perishes - this pure evil monster it's such a twisted game well here's the bottle it's actually quite large what this is as creepy as the bendy
drinkit looks like the evil
sonicgashed his claws across this there's probably only a few people who would be brave enough to actually buy this and wait warning yeah there should be a warning this stuff is definitely not for everyone I don't even know if the
Sonicfans would like this
drinkbecause it's making
soniclook evil and this is what was on his ingredients Mountain Dew v8 spicy beef broth Hershey cocoa peppers Carriere oh no I really shouldn't do this so here's the melon do actually this stuff is alright I mean I would
drinkthis I just wish melon do is the only ingredient on the list no not this stuff v8 and it's the spicy hot version I can't even stand the smell of the stuff and I'm not good with hot tasting things beef broth is this way you cook animals in I need a can opener it's so black like tar or something maybe a spoonful oh why can't
sonic.exe have good tasting ingredients why is it all bad Oh Hershey cocoa oh but it's beyond sweet and kind this tastes awful without sugar like try eating a spoonful of this and she'll...
know what I mean Hatteberg oh ho I really hope these are not the hot peppers because if they are I might not even be able to swallow this
drinklike I'm just starting to sweat just thinking about this peppers should not be
drinkable Airy air I've tried this stuff before all I remember is that I took one sip and I didn't like it at all it's a really weird mineral water I really hope this doesn't make me sick then again there have been some
drinks that I thought would taste bad that turned out to be pretty normal so I've got my fingers crossed well through the most part it seems to have blended pretty well oh that smell oh it's horrible from a business perspective this
drinkwould not do well the only people that would buy this would be pranksters or people who follow the
sonic.exe who want to just spread evil you know what since this is your
drinkthere's really no need for me to waste it on myself I think okay we'll do it your way then oh brother strong salty iron like taste yeah I can taste the peppers it's not as hot as I thought it would be but it definitely has a spicy taste oh I can feel it my nose feels so weird should I even give this a rating I mean I have to give it like a a 1 out of 10 you evil
Sonicyour drank it tastes horrible is that the whole point of your
drinkjust to taste bad you know what not only it's the real
sonicbetter than you but Oh what's going on what is this some type of allergic reaction...
it's like the Pandi