DO NOT APPLY TO THIS JOB | Happy's Humble Burger Barn

They could get away with it, except fuck Cory's keys here and welcome him, that sounded like a dry welcome. It's a

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Happy

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joint. I hope you're doing your fast food service well, we're going to be flipping

burger

s and serving bad guys. being the burgers, okay, I know I'm a badass, I don't know about you, you seem to keep going. I'm pretty sure

this

is a horror game, so I don't know how the two fit together. together, what hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, but to try to work here, see how it works, huh,

this

is a little strange, hey, hey, hey, you suck hard, this is so sketchy, brother, hey, I'm the best driver, you know I'm whipping this. bad boy hey hey hey hey hey what's up light bridge nights okay, put that in there how's it going baby hey he's already been run over oh-oh-oh oh yeah oh yeah twerk I'm saying it right there my name is Gary King back up the truck okay where's my parking lot park on the side I hate working back up back up back up back up back up back up back because my father taught me right oh my god oh my god oh everyone won oh I thought the music track was about to end, we have rats here, that Not a good sign at the

humble

Burger Barn, only employees are required to sign in upon entering the facility.

Heavy Burger Barn and its affiliates number seven, there is no liability in case of accident, injury or even death only. Employees or groups who have received private consent or may enter the facility through this door. Richards can enter from the other side of the building. Thank you for his cooperation. Look, I don't know about this drink. How can you drink this? Come on guys. something's wrong with me, they were free, I had to keep getting it, so this is what we're working on, wonderful girl, oh tell me what he looks like, it's Mac, you know, these damn rats where we have a chicken sandwich Gotti Groovin from New York. hmm cold beef burgers and fries tell me the fries don't look crispy it's free the best way to my heart is to get some fries okay now me and the cows it's scary at all not scary at all okay follow the instructions plays on the top right ok turn on the open sign okay let's be green hey you got the lights on up down up down I don't know I'm just not going to do it that, read all the instructions, let me look around first, we have our inventory, onion, tomato, lettuce.

We're ready, we're

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, the humble heifer that doesn't sound like a cow that sounds like someone pretending to be a cow guys, I'm going to play a real cow sound, okay, now this is me trying to emulate that sound, man, I just don't It sounds the same. Don't do it right, how to make a Happy's Deluxe, take a frozen burger from the freezer, throw it on the grill, place the bun, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickles on the assembly board, place the burger on the assembly board, watch How the burger is built, serve it to the customer. with a big

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and humble smile, I understand I'm ready, I'm ready if you move, yeah, okay.

Oh, also, it's a little dark here in the old one, there are customers coming in, no one coming in here, all these rats running around. Oh, we're open with the lights out. How about we turn on the lights? Well, I'm afraid someone will come in. Someone is coming in. Oh, there we go. Old lights on. Lights off. Turn it off. What's happening? Man putting cash in cash register. And? What we want to do is grab the buns and then the lettuce or the pickled tomatoes, serve it, uh-huh, lettuce, now we need Oh, patty, put it on the grill, oh my goodness, what, ma'am, I don't know if it's ready.

That's it, listen to him, I don't even work much, ask, okay? How are you? How are you? You look a little crazy, like really. Oh, burning, right, so whatever it is, I'm missing something. Oh, have your damn burger, have your damn burger, here, my God. Look crazy, they weren't fries, how was I supposed to do that? Only when fried. I didn't make whole burgers. Okay, leave them there for the next client. Hey, hey, you finished the fries, what do you want? cool guy, what you want, Happy's deluxe with a milkshake bet, okay, I've got your happy Deluxe, yeah, I've been sitting there for a few hours, let's get your ragged Chic monster out of my store, move it hello, okay , you have to treat these customers. wait for a dress that's better that's fast food 101 I want to do something about all these damn rats running around we have a drive-thru - man, come on, welcome to my burger joint Happy's, I'm on, take your order, I'm on sir fries, okay, you want to shake me, give me the money and the soda, damn deep throat, okay, have your soda, huh, thanks, damn shake, give me the damn fries, yeah, we gotta get them out of here, take out all the trash. kitchen man, I'm about to be a beast at this game, oh there's a trash can, you can only carry one bag at a time, okay, okay, here, what's in there?

I hit him with a baseball bat. Oh, I have clients, oh. Shoot me bad, you want to shake, no, I'm not even going to wash my hands, go crazy, get out of here. No one else, okay, I bet he'd only carry one bag at a time. Rick, you are a weak bowler. It's a violent, strange sound, what you're doing back there, even though it's located back here, uh, uh, literate, put all these cans right here, what's the free camp, what's going on, like that, who closed the door and I turn off the light? Investigate the noise.

What about this? Who did? I don't know who while you're playing with me. I'm just trying to work my shift. I will continue to handle clients. Well, that alone was a little weird. Well, welcome to my Happy Burger Barn. Hello. I'll take your order whatever you want Happy's deluxe Happy's deluxe but you have great burgers this man said I'm hungry, hungry, go Toros, aha, get your pickles, don't forget the pickles. I meet my SpongeBob today, hey, pick me someone, why not? I got the damn burgers ready, hit the damn burgers ready mm-hmm how that kitchen gets to the widows widows good while your burgers are cooking how are you doing good I see you come in here with your purple lord with your green pants so you wanted something like what a Halloween party because your outfit ruins the outfit his buns see what I did there order where's the other one?

I gave him a double Brad what can't I cook - bro, that's the joker man. I gave him a double for nothing, not you. pay extra for that. I hope you know that it's not just fun to get a double Patty and take this one, this is your set. Yes, I'll finish the rolls, hurry up. Do we have a gas leak? Why take so long? looking for efficiency we don't have efficiency here here these customers breathe, you know it's hard to be a cook, especially hard to be the best and welcome to panic, welcome to Happy's Burger Barn.

I could take your order. Happy's, the lunch I bought you, let me throw it away. Your damn burger on the grill, so how's your night going? I feel like eating, huh, yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it, make some grass, huh, I feel like eating? I've been there in my youth, boy, they used to call me green because this you know, drugs, oh look what you're wearing. Wow, it doesn't chip, it doesn't break. I don't like this game I don't like this guy I don't like this game that goes unsaid it's a scare of my life manager where the manager I can't say okay wait manager do it I get a flashlight I hear instructions close the door pick up oh yes yes we have a moving cow yes moving cow mo vi realize yes how did it get there I'm asking you, you know and there are a lot of rats in the store listen I need to say this okay, okay, suck it, do you want it to come up, oh , then he'll hang up, uh, okay, hey, when this story is backed up with 30 clients and I'm out of here, you'll see we come to power. and change the station, hey, we got a moving cow M over VI I don't want you to have any problems, sir, there's no problem, welcome to Happy's Burn, welcome to Happy's, what do you want to stop yelling okay? a Taco pant Happy's Panda Express is Pittsburgh

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Shack okay what you want what you want say good flavor, are you going to tell me a flavor?

Okay, you're putting them all in a coma, what the hell, wait, wait, what are you trying? to do Nicki what's it all wow what's going on oh I'm having a fever dream I'm out oh I smoked a little whoa oh I don't work here anymore you can't have a story anymore I'm out I'm oh I'm Oh wait, can I take my car? Let me get in the car. Happy's Barn Happy's Burger Barn I'm out, everyone can have their job. He was a temporary worker anyway. The damn tipping agency is going to connect me with this trash. uh-oh, what's up? there those look like people hey I don't want to be drowned that's none of my business whatever happens right there a lot I didn't see anything I didn't see anything I didn't see anything I can see uhh what is that elevator no I don't want it oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot now to look at the windows I don't like this music either look at the windows everything is fine I'm going home I'll forget that this ever happened tonight this could happen sometime come in eh, okay, okay with the door, open your door.

What I was trying to get home. How the Freak is really going. Do you know what I have? I'm in a twilight zone. I'm under something like hypnosis right now. I'm just trying to see how uh, wow, Nelly, he's got a tape in his hand, oh, I'm a clock, say play, press play, close the door, close the door, no, I can't turn my back on the door like that. , they already know. I am a strategist I am ready to escape at any moment I know, but I hope that this film has a wrong and fortuitous life and for many years what is behind you is a refuge from the horrors of humanity and the brutality of nature. upon accepting a job from dr.

Sensible trend I have some things I can't explain Oh, horrors that have haunted my dreams The experiment icon is making massive advances in technology just trying to help God see that it was an investigation. Okay, that's where you went wrong, buddy. The worst thing is where you went wrong in these chaotics. What happened? Then what do you do? The consequences for buyers. Yes. Consciousness. You got what you deserved. I lost mine too, we can't cure death and we surely can't stop what's coming. Do not turn right. So what's coming? What the hell was that game? Wow, well guys, that was Happy's humble burger

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, so we were obviously under some experiment. some doctor or what told you something was wrong autumn damn rats not a single jump scared I really like breaking my spine I guess horror games where you have to work like a job or something is like the new wave where we didn't work a convenience store we worked in a grocery store now we worked in a burger joint we were night watchmen like all the horror games I've played since I came back I had like a job or something, but I'm done with this one, I gave it the Back to my last Krabby Patty, the boys enjoyed my light blue slice, subscribe today to join us, Samurai, and that's it next time on Resident Assistants, my name is Gary King, you win perfect.