DJ Khaled Snapchat

*Intro music* Ethan: The key to being more successful is watching more DJ Khaled videos and that's exactly what we're here to do today. Now, you've probably heard that he's blowing up on Snapchat. I mean, DJ Khaled has transcended from a living meme to... He's a God meme. Hila: In a real... Hila: In reality show mode Ethan: It's gone into full reality show mode It's a jet ski meme It's a jet ski meme And I mean... that's pretty much the highest honor for a meme can achieve It's a jet ski meme Let's take a ride on the jet ski of success Ethan: Ride with us Ride with us today, as we watch more videos from DJ Khaled Hila: Woohoo Ethan: Woooooo Alright Here we go Ethan: We got the compilation of DJ Khaled Snapchat videos, let's start here.

They never said winning was easy. Some people can't handle success, I can. (laughs) I know what's coming, some people can't stand it. Can I What do you think happened before I made that video? What inspired you to make that Snapchat? He can't seem to breathe so... He's tired He came back from ah... Ethan: Probably just Hila: The gym Ethan: He probably just finished walking down the driveway to get the morning paper Ethan: Some people can' I can't handle success: I can: I'm able to get my own newspaper in the driveway *Heavy breathing* Ethan: Funny fat joke *laughs* The key to being more successful is using the right soap.

I will only use Dove Dove soap. Believe me Believe me Ethan: He brings his phone to the shower Hila: Yes Ethan: Does he have a waterproof phone? Hila: I don't know Ethan: Because he carries that shit everywhere Hila: I don't know; I guess so Ethan: He has... he has a waterproof phone with special engraved DJ Khaled spanchat Ethan: Now the question is Ethan: Is Dove paying him? Ethan: Because I know that he... I've seen him connect to Dove several times throughout his Snapchat Hila: I think he's not Ethan: I don't... I don't think he is either, but like Ethan: "Dove, Dove soap, Dove m--" Ethan: Man, he really believes in the product Hila: He's just passionate Ethan: You gotta get into that Dove soap shit because apparently Ethan: that's just true passion Ethan: I don't see a collaboration between Dove and DJ Khaled Ethan: That just doesn't...

It's just... I don't see that happening Hila: I don't think so... Ethan: You know what I mean? Women always say, "Khaled, you smell good" I don't wear cologne Cocoa butter... is the key Cocoa butter is the key Ethan: That body is just fucking the god Ethan: The body of a true god Ethan: That's a pear shaped body like literally Ethan: Look at those beautiful folds Hila: Yeah, that's a confident person Ethan: That's a big, bold AND beautiful man Hila: He doesn't give a damn Ethan: Ssssse serious Ethan : If you convey yourself like that to the world that's just true confidence Ethan: BBW is a big beautiful woman Hila: Mhm Ethan: But she should be BBBW Hila: Yes Ethan: Big beautiful and bold woman Ethan: Because if you're not bold , beauty loses a lot of meaning Hila: Yes Ethan: You have to be daring AND beautiful... and big Hila: Also, when I started recording this I was very afraid that the towel would fall.

Ethan: There's probably a lot of friction on that towel right now. You know what I mean. They will try to close the door on you. Just open it. Just open it. We don't see them. We'd never see them, Ethan: Good job, DJ Khaled, closing that door. Hila: (Laughs) Ethan: Really great job. They tried to stop you but they couldn't close the door. Hila: (laughs) Hila: This part of him is like an everyday thing. Hila: Go through the door. Ethan: The guy can't walk and he kicked down a fucking door without giving a speech. Hila: (laughs) Ethan: He's on his way to the dentist.

Ethan: They try, they try to keep you blocked. (laughs) But they can't. Ethan: They don't want you to go to the dentist. Other Other Other Other Ethan: That's definitely the best one, one of the best Snapchats out there. Ethan: He's just the real man at work, doing his thing. Hila: Yes. Ethan: This is DJ Khaled. Ethan: This is what made him famous. Ethan: This is the talent Ethan: Another Ethan: And I love the different inflections, like... he's like Ethan: a little passionate, a little curious... Ethan: and one, you know Ethan: a little, like emotional time Ethan: ANOTHER Ethan: Another Ethan: He likes to break down and get really passionate, you know what I mean?

Hila: Yes. When they look me in the eyes, when the ladies look me in the eyes... they love it Ethan: Joke or real? Hila: That... thing he does. Ethan: The contraction? Hila: Yeah. Ethan: I don't know if he's trying to wink at me or if he's having a stroke Hia: I think it's a joke just for that reason. Hila: It's like... Ethan: But he's very serious Hila: Yeah, I don't know Ethan: I don't know if he has that much comedic sense. Ethan: Women love it Ethan: Women love it when I have a stroke in front of them.

Ethan: I can't say, honestly. Beautiful day, whenever I can I water the planets, lion king of the jungle Ethan: I know Hila loves that lion shit, she walks around all day talking about lions Hila: Order of the lion Ethan: You should make a Snapchat because Hila honestly it does. get obsessed with DJ Khaled's Snapchat Ethan: The first thing I hear in the morning is DJ Khaled's voice through Hila's phone talking about the lion Hila: I have to see what he has for breakfast today, you know, when I wake up I have Let's see what he's going to eat.

Ethan: Even though they don't want him to eat breakfast Hila: Yeah, but he still finds a way to eat breakfast Ethan: He gets over it and eats breakfast every day Ethan: You should start a Snapchat, I think it could be fun Hila: (Laughs) Ethan: I won't get involved on Snapchat, I think Snapchat is a Hila thing Hila: I don't know if I could go on like this, you know, you have to do things every day Ethan: You gotta... You'll find the rhythm... you'll find the rhythm baby, I believe in you DJ Khaled: Non-sense speech Ethan: Wooooooo DJ Khaled: Non-sense speech Ethan: That's more proof that he suffered a stroke Hila: (Laughs) Ethan: DJ Khaled suffered a stroke.

Ethan: New conspiracy theory DJ Khaled had a stroke Hila: Yes Ethan: Because now he's more cheerful, he's more self-aware, he's fun Ethan: He used to talk more or less about rape and now he has more fun with it. Ethan: Some people argue that he's embraced the meme, right? That he's more relaxed and just having fun. Ethan: What I maintain is that he suffered a stroke and a part of his brain closed down that made him want to rape. people Hila: It's very interesting Ethan: and he turned it into a *smacks lips* a guy who didn't want to rape people Hila: and he can do like reggae Ethan: That's not reggae, that's him trying to talk normal but is having a stroke.

Ethan: It's like, They say when you have a stroke your words don't come out right Ethan: So he's trying to say that they don't want you to have breakfast but what comes out is *talks nonsense* Ethan: and in his mind what is he talking about? you know they don't want hinges on f*ckboys hands and stuff Hila: Maybe Ethan: that's an interesting theory DJ Khaled: insensitive speech Ethan and Hila: (Laughs) Ethan: THAT'S A STROKE, IT'S A STROKE Ethan: It's talking about how the key to success is pigeon soap Hila: *Imitating DJ Khaled's insensitive speech* Ethan: *Imitating DJ Khaled's insensitive speech* says please help me, I'm having a fucking stroke Ethan: Someone call the police *Imitating DJ Khaled's speech Insensitive speech* Hila: but sometimes you can hear a word like *insensitive speech* DJ Khaled *back to insensitive speech* DJ Khaled: now understanding what is happening now you see what is about to pass DJ Khaled: See what it's about? lower?

Do you see what's about to happen? Ethan: I'll tell you what... what looks like it's about to drop, a big, beautiful man is about to have dinner. Ethan: A big plate of beautiful man is about to increase the big beautiful mass of him. DJ Khaled: If you're Arab, you know what this is, look at this, look at this, look at this, this part to see what's going on. DJ Khaled: Bless him, don't play around, we're the best, another one. one, happy birthday Khaled Ethan: It's so funny. There's a whole support network, working to make Khaled's fantasy world a reality, like willy wonka esk, every day, you know what I mean Ethan: chefs, bakers, people with drinks, drivers, all of this. people talk about doing all these cute little things to him Ethan: Just to make Khaled's fan world come to life DJ Khaled: Bless all my (inaudible) Ethan: OH SHIT I hear...

I feel a stroke coming Ethan: I can feel it, here we go Hila original DJ Khaleerjada done Gaar gon The Bomba klya boy dem talk about A Bomba cloud Mon Da Bomba Cloud bad boy don gar gon mon dabomba klya boy dem talk about dabomba klya bad boy Ethan: Okay so those were the normal adventures, he suffered three from what I can tell, he has severe brain damage Ethan: at this point I'm surprised he can function so with that in mind let's get to his jet ski adventure Ethan: and I think I should explain why.. .what happened happened DJ Calvin was lost at sea all on Snapchat welcome to LIVE ON SNAPCHAT Pffff wow normally you have to pay to see something like that.

Ha, yeah, okay, it'll be dark in a minute, there won't be any lights to guide us where we need to go. I'm going to talk to all of you, okay? I love the genuine concern that comes out like, yeah right, okay, you went from being an artist to, if you know me, call ZayZee and tell her we're lost like Holy Sh*t, why didn't she call her? There is a great plot. A hole here, a big plot hole. Either way, it's funny. Call ZayZee and tell him we lost. Everyone on the phone!!! God knows a CO2 for me, Daisy's damn boys get to work if they don't know Jontron telling the boy they know we lost in New York City, man if they know, I work trying to tell him to call me so good, so the key is it looks scary, yeah that's dark, the keys beat the kids to do it, the key is to do it because you have to pay.

I love that in the middle of this it's really scary and still I, yeah, the key is to do it, it's a spectacle. talk here we don't know where the hell we have the keys to make it he's never given up it's not easy to win I know the show is real here right now there because of what the weather is like in Florida he's out there in the ocean and shorts yeah let me try, the family is very warm about this. I'm moving to Florida. Kind of like this fucking unreal Miami. It's 80 degrees every day in Florida.

I figured it out, we're retiring to Florida. I'm coming for you colored. I'm going up. My dream is to get to Cali. Tell Santa Jets. Anyone says I can't have lunch. We did it like this, if we ever tell the video like we said, the college search, we have to approach it on a jet ski and that's how the interview starts. Hello, he only arrives at his house. The key is to never do it. within RL, yes we should, we emailed him trying to set up a meeting with him. I have the feeling that he is boycotting us.

The key is to achieve it. I think the key is to get over it. Yes, we send email to Jakarta. There is still no answer. I guess I'll just have to keep spamming, the key is to be persistent. I guess the key is to let you know that G is not the driver, Jesse is the dog, this is an all-night guest, which is the same danger, just log in. In the middle of the ocean it says danger, what is that you see with someone? I don't believe it. He keeps saying it my way, but why does he always make it seem like he's with someone?

Yes, he is not. I think he's talking like a man about us. Looking at him I don't know that he is there alone, yes, but he is pretty sure he doesn't notice. I don't want anyone, yeah, pretty sure those calories, can you imagine? I find myself with Khaled like in the damn darkness. run his offensive I know like the fog eh god it's good we did it you never say it was easy to win it feels good to get back on track more success it feels great to lie you gotta love a man who wears these are those sandals another one here where he changes all the days and he was one of those because he has different prayers like he really has more than another, yeah, like what lifestyle bless us, okay, he lives me so much, he's done a really crazy 180 degree turn. totally cast as no yeah well kind of adorable nonsense yeah which is terrible I have to hand it to the guy for that it's quite a feat to be honest guys thank you so much for watching we recently made a video with Schmoyoho.

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