Diving for the Hopeless Diamond with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful

Cold, yeah, and that's how I got it. If the phone was like a salesperson, I want to train you to call people who really fit that deal, oh my gosh. I'm not going to Vegas, you're helpful, you're um and you just move on to the next, yeah, I told you, good luck, yeah, a salesman. A seller, good luck to you, yes, good luck, don't forget. before you sell it have a great day you have to buy it yourself that's true I'm also like Siri Would you go to Florida like me? Do you want to go to Florida?

Do you realize what you are selling? If you know? It's like, do you know what you want to smell that's coming out of your mouth right now? yeah, he's like you want to go to Florida. I say, do you want to go visit the Titanic? Well, apparently, let them go there. to the Titanic and then go to Florida, yeah, with a bunch of yuppies that I don't want to be insensitive to, all of that because my God, how horrible is that, people's moms and daughters and friends, no, no, no, those people were brains in a laboratory, they were made in the laboratory, we have nothing to do down there, thank you and we don't need to go to the ocean.

Say it again and we also have to go to Florida, you know, Florida is in the middle and it's still the worst, but we don't need to be on the Moon, which is great because I don't think we've ever been there, that's all . another story Florida or yes, the Deep Mariana Trench Miss Mariana will be scraping, did they say something like 90 oceans like undiscovered, yes, dark and horrible, we have nothing to do down there, there is nothing to do down there , nothing to do, stay in your lane, no timeshares, is Spooky Fish? there's high blood pressure, what do you think about being in the ocean and we had to pee and I didn't want to pee in the ocean so I walked to the store to pee, that's a bit?

David went into the ocean and Peter I told him that looks like I love it if it was a fish it would be like clever who's up they look funny what are they doing they're peeing here like humans get the ocean to pee and leave what do you think they are? doing if they could, I guess, but they're um, I heard like a no, maybe it's not true, like a fact about this fish that's attracted to urea, the chemical in urine, and it's like going straight to the hole in your penis when you pee and I think that was like a wife, still people say don't pee or lie in the pool, you know, fish can't swim in pee holes, no, these long little fish, like little fish sword, they go straight to the cock hole, they sound, they sound in the ocean, yeah, the sound of the ocean, yeah, it's the sound of music, do you ever want a sound?

Do you want to stick pipe cleaners in there? I knit needles in my penis hole, at my age, that's one of those behaviors where I go Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, well, it's just like I love it, it's like baseball is cool, I can't, no, that's not a metaphor, it doesn't work, but I don't like it, we can go to the bar and have a drink, but I don't need to drink bleach, yeah. Like, I'll do the ice bucket challenge, but you're not going to drop me off a helicopter in it and Arctica without a coat, you know what I mean?

Yes, that's not waiting, do you know about Mount Everest? Yes, shall we talk about that? this oh yeah, well we talk about it, we talk about it in private, in private, we talk about frozen people, people trying to climb Mount Everest and just yeah, and hopefully, you're the only one who knows that there's an unworthy way to die, but I just hope your final pose is something fierce, you know, you hope it's like Top Model, yeah, it's like yeah, have you ever seen Top Model? I saw it while it was on the air Dave and I were watching the first season of At the Beginning of the Day, okay, the budget is so cutthroat, you have about six judges around a card table, a folding card in a garage, a situation is a flickering light bulb and then the television where they show them, let's show your best appearance are the wheels. 14 inches, not even a flat screen TV, a fat back, a small fat back, it's one of those high school multimedia like someone the teacher puts on the multimedia if you look at it, yeah, everyone falls asleep , yes, oh my God, it's crazy, humble, crazy, but she.

Tyra is like no other, she tries, she throws punches, she swings hard, big and wild, yes, and often to very horrible effect. Know? There was a season, I was always told there was a season where the judge was Twiggy and at the top of the season they said, you know, Twiggy. Part of how he broke through was having this iconic nickname, so this season we're giving you all the iconic pinch names and I'm sure some of them. they were like legs Duchess Davis said one of them was called she like her last name and her model name was Houlihan what is that oh what stop the runway Houlihan work it Benihana what is that what was your what would be your model name um uh uh Ghoulia yeah Ghoulia g-h-o-o-l-i-a I think I would like something like a catchy name like well I guess if you become iconic as a model then you're like you're Tyra, yeah you're Adriana.

I love, um, I just love normal names. like Karen Elson or like uh Kristen mcmenemy case Moss Kate Moss is probably the best Kate Moss Naomi Campbell is probably the best as model names I love Top Model because it's always a lot of it's a mix, there are always genuine Natural Born models where Really I've never done it and on camera it's like Flawless and you're like wow but there's always one or two, I'll say Hooters girls, there's always one or two like the real men's calendar, just jugs and stuff like that. The message is to like it um and in every photo they're like spitting there, they're just calm and they have their two fingers out and they say it was a mascara ad and you spit on your tits.

I noticed you kept drooling over your breasts that were exposed to sell mascara so the message was to dress like a homeless person which is the kind of thing they do, yes they did and you chose to go in with tweezers on both nipples and a dildo. in your ass and proceeded to walk in and ask Mike Rubies if his nipples were connected and then asked Jill Ben Simone to put a car battery in his cock. It's so crazy that I love that they were models that have a different life, a different life. very different life, something real, yeah, well, you know, it was surprising, like we'd talked about it before, like, um, a lot of them are disgusting, ugly, like, scary, scary, but, like you know, yeah, you know it and you know it, but Tyra, you know it.

I had never seen that show, I told Covet, and I watched it to watch it as an adult. Everyone sees it as Nostalgia, but seeing it for me the first time is that even if I'm alone in the room, a big part of me is like anyone else. Watching this, yeah, she's watching her talk show, you'll curl your hair, she'll curl, remember when she had Westborough Baptist Church and she's like what did you guys call me before? ooh, how is that? He says, yes, say it. again, yeah, he wanted to say it so bad that they said they said to turn off the TV.

I'm not seeing that, what do you think of Miss Jay, Mr. Track Coach, so yeah, there it was, she drags Janice, Miss J. J. Alexander and then? to Tyra Tyra was a little rude no um what's the boy's name Nigel the photographer was Kimora Lee Simmons was also in the first season oh right the owner of baby fat is too Janice the second season no Janice was in one because Tyra would be like yeah you really went in there and you know we were a little disappointed and then Kimura was like really like you know as a customer we would like you to be able to sell the product and then they moved on to Janice and she would be like you just look Janice will be like you have a big square jaw, yes, no tits, yes, and then those eyes drooping on her shoulders, that's all I can see.

What's the matter? Go work at a construction site. Good luck. Genesis, the eyebrows are vertical, vertical and. Genesis, of course,

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. I'm just going to say okay, that's not bad for her, yes, even in her harsh plastic surgery from the 2000s, yes, she is still gorjana, yes, yes, but she turns it around and says it looks like you had to do it. Fart, she's a no, that's what you want to see on a show like that, although you don't see your own butter like when you uncross your legs. I was expecting to see testicles, yeah, where's all that fish on you?

What happens to the wood chips in your? ass, yeah, in the first season she said things like, you know, a little flabby for modeling, you know, she's, yeah, well, she's just the voice of the uh, in the wrong, completely wrong, voice of the casting department , but how are we going to? having a discussion about bodies and faces and modeling without criticizing bodies and faces, so I don't really think that the show by nature should cross some lines, yeah, when it comes to commenting on people's bodies and it's a criticism of the industry, because it is This is what it is these are the rules, this is what is established and we are not necessarily looking at why or we are challenging it, but this is how it is and it is a little difficult, but yeah, it's like no it was like that. unlike the opening of the sadness triangle when that guy was at that casting, it was worse that the state of the triangle was actually a little tame, yeah, you know, Janice dick in your son, no matter how beautiful he is, I don't know if I could be the guy. as a person we are like no because you could say by the way you could say about this Dragon I would be like if you said a lot of that is my that is drag yes, but when it is like your job is your body and your body is your livelihood and your face, your body and your face are selling the million dollar global brand that needs to be at the forefront of Fierce and you like fashion, you know what I mean, yeah, like me.

I watched those cheesy, cheesy Runway videos where like it's Naomi Camo's hoodie versus Bella or whatever and it's um, I don't have that obviously, but like that she walks with confidence, she walks the bounce, I mean, it's like I was that girl like this is red hot and if you try to touch me, I'm going to remove the bones making like a clue. Never, but I know. I don't look like it, but I feel it. I've never felt like you don't. Not because I can't give it to you. I give Lobster, who has had his claws removed and is let out of the tank to live a sedentary life and dies on the way back to the ocean yeah, yeah, no, what do you think of turtles that are born in the sand and find their own way back to the ocean?

These turtles are sometimes 100 years old. 100 years no babies no no old people can live up to 100 turtles cold-blooded animals plus mammalian instincts everything has to be taught to us lizards and they know the brain of lizards is not automatic if anyone cares I'm in season 7 drags because of a video I made today so it's going down the pike so enjoy it yeah enjoy it at your own risk enjoy it okay go see Kelly Mantle she's going on tour in kellymantle .com to buy tickets, your mind will be blown and maybe your penis works too thanks