DISTURBING McDonald's Games - PBG

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's is one of the most recognized brands in the entire world, we all know

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's and I'm serious, I'm pretty sure there isn't a single person watching this right now who hasn't heard of mcdonald's, hit the like button if You've done it. I've never heard of McDonald's before and no one lies, you'll ruin my experiment. I need accurate data for this. You all may know what McDonald's is, but I highly doubt many of you know about the McDonald's

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I have to show you today. I have no idea how such a large and profitable company has official video

games

that are as strange and

disturbing

as McDonald's.

What does only McDonald's eat? Honestly, it doesn't make any sense, but I guess realistically, companies make bad decisions all the time, for example. the company you two decided to work with me to make my own official peanut butter youtubes. Have you ever wanted to spend money on something you don't need? Well now you can wow, not only is my official peanut butter youtube no good. Purpose anyone, it looks like me too, that's cool, go to youtubes.com or use my link in the description below and give Minnie Peebs a spin because why not buy yours today?

Don't even think about it, buy one, buy two, you will never be able to. buy enough peanut butter for the youtube gamer because once they're gone they're gone forever I can't get up seriously this is really cool though I never thought I'd have my own official vinyl figure but hey it's a Mad World and Here We Are, so if you want one of your own, use my link in the description below and get it before they're gone. It really helps me a lot, so I appreciate it. Thank you first. We have an Australian PC game of 1999 Mission to McDonald Glen.

I can't find too much information about this online, but looking at the box it looks like something that could have been sold directly in stores or perhaps at happy meals. It also comes with a lot of coupons, but you're the really horrible kind that's like spending five dollars on a menu item and getting an item that costs 10 cents for free what a deal deep space billions of galaxies trillions of stars and we always wonder: Could there be intelligent life somewhere out there? You better believe it, okay, not exactly how I expected this to start, but whatever, come on, Ronald is apparently awake at 2:35 AM. m., identifiable hashtag by the way, he receives a message from an alien.

My name is Astor. I'm from planet McMars. I request special permission to visit you on a mission to McDonaldland that's the name of the game that's the name he said he said the name he said the name of the game and so our intrepid space traveler left his home planet on the way to McDonald Land Astor runs into Rex the first dinosaur in space uh yeah I'm sure you know that, I don't know, I don't know, I didn't write it, this game is really weird, did I mention that, yet this was the most ridiculous intro? I think I've ever seen there was absolutely no music, any music you heard was put in by me through the magic of editing, other than the dialogue and the very few sound effects, there is absolutely no sound, it's just in silence, which is made worse by the fact that all the characters just stand there frozen, but whatever, we have some work to do now, we have to fly around McDonaldland and find the missing pieces to help fix the spaceship from our store.

Hello everyone, playing McDonaldland is really easy once you First I have mastered a few simple steps, let's learn how to use the mouse. If you click on the ground or the sky, the main character will stop and start moving. Shit, there are a lot more instructions than I expected at a damn McDonald's. The game continues like this for a minute and a half. If you're a kid, that's like an hour. I'm starting to regret complaining about the characters not moving because Ronald bows to me over and over again and starts giving me the shakes during his incredibly long rant Ronald mentions that your character can do special moves what are those special moves?

What are you wondering? Well, you better not blink because otherwise you might miss it. Well that's what I call a special move, so now the real game has finally started, we can do things like play super basic mini games and click on the pips to see them move a little bit nicely or we can click on this calendar here and see a man impaled next to a guillotine. This game is brought to you by you. McDonald's corporation, but the main part of the game is jumping into the Astor spaceship and flying to different areas on McDonald's land to find the pieces that broke even though they are already joined together, but whatever, I guess that we don't need to think so much.

In this regard, one of those areas includes without a doubt the most terrifying North Pole of all time. I admit that there have probably been a few situations in the past where I referred to something as, quote-unquote, nightmare fuel and I was being a little hyperbolic, but this time that's not what it is. This then is the island of the dinosaurs, welcome to the island of the dinosaurs, absolutely spectacular designs, they spared no expense, they spared no expense, we spared no expense, we spared no expense, they move hurts and finally we go to an underwater area to see how the grimace drowns, but hey, at least its sad slowness.

Death is accompanied by beautiful music. That's all. I'm going to die. I want to light up your life, but I can't because I'm stuck in this weed. Help, literally what the hell is going on after repairing the Astor spaceship? You can run. Like Ronald on his home planet McMars, where you'll be scarred for life after seeing the burger smashed by some burger monsters and even more so by whatever this thing on the wall is. I didn't edit it, by the way, that's how it sounds in the game, so that's the mission to McDonald's Land. I don't think I've ever done it in my entire YouTube career.

I'm not being hyperbolic. I played a game that left me as speechless as this one. Seriously, how am I supposed to comment? In this case, this is possibly the worst game I have ever played. I found a full playthrough of Mission to McDonald Land on youtube by user stingy, looked at the comments and saw someone claiming to be one of the people who worked on the game. I can't confirm the legitimacy of this, but his name is in the credits and he seems pretty legit to me in a number of comments, he says things like I made this terrible game, he found a copy from what looks like a thrift store and started . to play it then I ejected the disc horrified by how horrible it looked, I remember this one because I did it in four days without sleep to meet the deadline well, that explains it and my favorite is a response to someone where they say you're welcome.

I'm sorry it was so horrible. I wonder if I'll say the same things to people who watch my videos in 10 or 20 years. Here is a preventive measure. I'm sorry it was so horrible for everyone. you in the future I also just remembered that I'm wearing the link hat. I wasn't planning on using this for the rest of the video. Uh, oops, next up, I have a Sega Genesis game called McDonald Land Treasure, uh Land Adventure. You see, I don't actually have a copy of the game to read the title because every copy of the game on eBay is like 300, except the copies we shipped from China, for some reason, were much cheaper.

I have no idea why I would have gotten one of those, but it would have taken a long time to get here, but it doesn't matter, we have another option. The story is quite typical. Ronald finds a piece of a treasure map and continues. an adventure to find the rest and so, with a piece of the map in his hand, Ronald begins his adventure and saw the clown scaring the children near his school, there are people running because they are and they should be afraid of the clown because Ronald is a fucking killer, he uses his magic dust attack, y'all remember that one of the commercials, correct correction, apparently Ronald has magic dust powers, in fact, we made a McDonald's commercial video on my other channel, peebs, and uh Yes, I'm proven wrong, he clearly has a magical glow. dust powers, I didn't know about that and I guess while I'm at it, watch that video if you want the link in the description below.

I remember when you made the first move, this commercial better end with Ronald eating them alive. I thought so. It was pretty fun, but you know, maybe I'm biased. I don't know how to kill everything in sight. Kill defenseless forest animals. Kill cute, harmless-looking creatures, even those imprisoned inside cages by an evil circus owner with a cannon. And towards the end. from the game, he crashes on the moon and says why don't we all split up and find someone to help the ship and then proceeds to shoot all the aliens he sees, even when the enemies attack him first he's still a bit?

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, I'm sure this guy is attacking Ronald, I get it, but after breaking the shield, the guy throws his hands up like, oh no, and just kills him mercilessly anyway, Ronald takes no prisoners, he even kills to other clowns.

Clown-on-clown violence. Why Ronald? Why this? killing everything that moves ronald is pretty complicated but when you think about it it's better than ronald in real life real life ronald slowly kills you with the food he serves while in the video game ronald just skips all that extra stuff and gets up the point overall, the game looks pretty good, the music and sound effects are decent and the controls are useful, but somehow this non-stop kill fest is a bit forgettable, but hey, at least it's better than the mission to McDonald Land, in fact. The two games side by side make the Sega Genesis game look like a damn masterpiece.

Actually going through the levels is a bit annoying, but I enjoyed some of the super weird things that happen from time to time. some bunny-eared dancers on a train track get blasted into space by water and then fight what is honestly one of the strangest enemies I've ever seen. In some ways, it's even more disturbing once you shoot off all of his little heads and he just walks around with his stick legs, arms, and body. I could have lived my whole life without seeing this, to be honest, can we skip to the end please? And so, Ronald returned to McDonald Land with all of his friends who remained silent. about the crimes against humanity they had witnessed for fear of retaliation, because they all know firsthand what Ronald is truly capable of.

A while ago, on an episode of Goodwill Games, we played something called McDonald Land, silly games, well, I noticed in the corner of the box it said number one in a series, which means there has to be more than these games and after doing some research I discovered that there are indeed six games in total and yes, I now have them all. I had to complete my my collection okay guys this is important to me if you don't have all six copies of the mcdonald land games in the unopened box are you really a true gamer?

No, I wanted to play McDonald's land t-shirt fun, but it didn't happen. it really works very well sometimes the audio repeats forever and other times it cuts out in the middle of a sentence look look look look look look look look look look rick wait isn't this a child's game and sometimes it's just? It crashes right in, but it's not that interesting anyway, so it doesn't really matter, just stick some stickers on a t-shirt and then watch the McDonald's character walk down the track with it and now, the moment we've all been waiting for for the little bird.

Wow, this is really extraordinary, please give a warm round of applause to today's designer. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, thank you very much everyone. I'm really glad you guys thought I did a good job, so I guess I just have to play another one, uh, let me see, uh, I don't know, damn card game, if that will work, this game is very reminiscent of silly games. From McDonald Land mentioned above, Ronald, as if God himself, floats in the clouds above us giving instructions. about what we can do and what we can do play cards, just play cards, that's all first, there are classics like go fishing, which is just a completely normal game of going fishing, except everyone is staring at you all the time, that's not the worst thing about it, although the worst part is that it's insanely boring, you don't even have to pay attention because eventually the game will start cheating for you, how do you know I had that card?

Congratulations, you won. I knew it. You had the card because the game literally told me you had it and also, uh, I win, baby, next stairs, paint your cards, oh, you're going to love it here, no, you're not, just click on the balloons and then click. on the cards to change the colors of the images on the cards, that's it, that's it, then you have to find a car, where do you find a card? or, excuse me, I'm the car, although I'm not sure whycalled that because it is literally. just concentration, except it's similar to the other card game, half the time it tells you which card to choose, so I'm not really sure what the point is.

Now let's move on to crazy eight. Hi, it's me, I'm so glad you chose the crazy eight. today because the gang is at mcnugget baby daycare those babies love to play crazy eight, do they? Babies really love playing crazy eight. I'm not so sure about that. The only thing I found interesting about this one is that I actually lost. I need a card I need a card I need a card I need a card I think it's very bad luck I need I won I won I won let's play again this means war big choice oh so you want to play war just a little friendly game of war you know that in the In war you have to do everything possible to obtain all the possessions of your enemies.

Yeah, you're hearing that, right? This is the part of the game where ronald mcdonald literally teaches the kids how war works the war isn't a total war i mean there are some rules and they aren't really your enemies it's just that the mcdonald's gang a part of me likes that they don't worry and I actually just called it war instead of some watered down name that doesn't sound so bad, but for today we'll call it war, but realistically, if you had to do a minute and a half of disclaimer explaining that it's not actually war. it's not really war, they might as well have changed the name at that time.

I don't know something like battle battle that would have worked well battle, but no, it's war, I love war, I love war, oh, for me, it's been 19 minutes since I went one on one with the alien. I have the advantage, but until we get that red rocket ace we have no chance of taking him out. We cut off all the supply lines, but with the giant shake and two thousand pounds in it. background, you have food for another year, at least after about 30 minutes, all the sound effects and music stopped, but the game went on and on until finally, what happened, the game literally broke.

I was going to have it. I did not do it. I had it. He had three cards left I was going to do it I had it um can you help me get out of here just be careful with the mines please? Hello everyone, thank you very much for watching, I really appreciate it if you want to see another video why. Don't watch this episode of Google Games where I talked about the McDonald's Silly Games video or you can check out my second channel peebs where I watched a bunch of McDonald's commercials recently, it was a good time.

I'll see you next time.