Dirk Nowitzki Gives Conan The Texas Citizenship Test | CONAN on TBS

I have learned so much about Texas that I now know this state. I believe it like the back of my hand. I really know. I think I'm an expert on Texas. You sound pretty arrogant for someone who's only been there a couple of days. I'm serious. I'm not being arrogant, I'm serious, no one right now knows Texas better than me. I don't think it's possible. Well then you should have no problem passing the newly invented Texas Citizenship Test here to administer the

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please welcome. -NBA star time from your own Dallas Mavericks Dirk Nowitzki thank you, thank you very much, great to be here, thank you very much Conan, you talk about a good game and now it's time to answer questions about this great state of a true Texan.

I'm ready, let's do it, here we go, here we go, what is the nickname of the state of Texas, the lone star state, who is the current governor of Texas, Rick Perry, the city of Dallas was founded by home.i jr ewing named the largest dome. in

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dr. Phil what is the main cause of heart attacks in Texas Tony Romo what is there everything that is not below what countries too far does Texas border Mexico and the United States the name of a progressive children's book based on Texas the queer steer named Amir what is it my NBA nickname your NBA nickname is the correct weitzman weitzman I would have also accepted these months Dirk Diggler the German child prodigy the germinator the 7 foot schnitzel the tall baron of the Berlin super strudel slam phone Stein Door slam Admiral Heusen Kaiser found a Duncan stop there Duncan schnitzel there dribble Meister, there the mice Duncan, very nice in the

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, okay, what is the state bird of Texas beef? brilliant who's carrying my stuff Beaver Dam and the Earth Village Little and a little soggy Vardhan Dimitri from Africa for Disney Sea Otters from AT&T Stadium name is Dallas Area Rapid Transit is like know and centralize unique tune in to Allen's name insightfully Seiken see Collins after Andrews case Isaac laughs ladies a stadium I don't know what you just said okay for the next round I'm going to show you a series of photos and you have to tell me who the person is in each photo is a Dallas Cowboy a Texas Ranger a rocket usin, the Santoni spur or a Dallas Maverick, here we go, okay, that's cowboy Romo 20, okay, that's you, maverick, that's John Wayne, that's a cowboy, that's a real spur, that's Prince Fielder, who's a Texas Ranger, but he's dressed like a New York Ranger, okay, that's a real rocket dressed like a Dallas cowboy okay, that's Walker Texas Ranger kickin' good that's Top Gun hipster riding on the on the back of a Kimo lies one who is a Houston rocket from the waist up on a real rocket from the waist down okay, that's Texas Ranger Yu Darvish dressed like a real cowboy riding a horse that for some reason has the San spur Antonio in Tim Duncan's head and he is not selling talo.

Cowboy Troy Aikman, who is dressed as a spur, is being photographed blind by Houston rocket James Harden, whose beard he wears on a Texas Rangers jersey