Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (Official Music Video)

Alright! Stop what you're doing, because I'm about to ruin the image and style you used to have. I look funny, but I'm making money, look. So, world. I hope you're ready for me. Now get together. I'm the new fool in town And my sound is set by the subway. I drink all the Hennessy you have on your shelf. So let me introduce myself. My name is Humpty, pronounced with Umpty Yo ladies, oh how I like it! hump with you And all the rappers in the top ten, please let me hit you I'm stepping high, y'all And just like Humpty Dumpty You'll fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme I like my late funky I'm brave I like my oats with lumps I'm sick of this, straight mack mack But sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat all your cookies and your licorice Hey, fat girl, come here, are you ticklish?

Yeah, I called you fat Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from being busy I'm a weirdo I like girls with the boom I was once busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy, let me be surprised They say I'm ugly but that doesn't faze me Yet I'm getting into girls' pants And I even have my own

dance

The Humpty

dance

is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do you know what I'm doing , doing Humpty Hump?

Do Humpty Hump, do Humpty Hump. People say, "Hey, Humpty, you really are Funny Look. That's good because I've got things brewing. You stare at me, you stare at me, you constantly try to compare me, but you can't get close to me. I give them more, look, and in the floor, I know all the girls. They adore me Oh, yes, ladies, I'm being really sincere 'Cause in a 69 my hump nose will tickle your ass My nose is big, uh-uh, I'm not ashamed. Big as a pickle, I still get paid. I sleep with the ladies, you know, I'm in charge.

Both how I live and my nose is big. I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid. I use a word that doesn't mean anything, like looptid in the one I sang. "Doowutchalike," and if you missed it, I was the one who said, "Just have it in the cookies." I also told you I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I like to write too. Y'all I had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm going to do my dance. Humpty's dance is your chance to do the hump. Do the Humpty Hump, come and do the Humpty Hump.

Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump. I know what I'm doing, doing Humpty Hump Do Humpty Hump, watch me do Humpty Hump Awww Yeah, that's the break. Look at that base beat right here Ahhh yeah. Now that I've told you a little about myself, let me tell you a little about this dance. It's very easy to do. Check it first. I lean to the side as if my leg is broken. Shaking and shaking like he was smoking. Crazy, crazy and funky. People say you look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty It's okay 'cause my body's moving It's supposed to look like a seizure or a seizure Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump is my name No two people do it the same You already put it down when you seem to be in pain.

Fucking, funking, jumping. Jig, shaking your ass. And when a dumb punk points a finger like a stump. Tell him to go away, I'm doing the Hump. Humpty's dance is. your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Just watch me do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump ​​White, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, keep doing the Humpty Hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's be stupid!

Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump