Developing Anger Issues in DOOM Eternal

Hey guys, this is Doom Eternal, a little game for easy babies. I decided to give myself a little challenge. I'm going to play on the hardest difficulty. What could go wrong? Oh, he has a weak spot, so this is it, guys. wrong, okay, first demon, little, baby, stupid little idiot, we got this thing that almost killed me, you just want to finish the job, bro, this guy could start over, back out and, like a thing, quickly roll down the hill, Things were going downhill fast, I know you. We're supposed to smash and smash in this game, but I think we're just going to smash, we're going to die, we're going to die drillable.

I like the small type of pizza, but there was no time to put some sauce on the small pepperoni at the Quesito because that was the first real fight. Go back home. Oh, look, I'll be honest. I need to put something in your chest. Look at you, you're all legs, but this was just the beginning. There would be a lot more legs on my trip. oh why are you blinking? That's illegal. Things were going well, but I wasn't going to get any further without ammo. I had to find out where everything was on that guy. Boy oh, this was a new demon and he clearly wanted it. me in your mouth and in my experience with mouths that's not good you know Gatorade you know Powerade well this is running it's similar eat it mmm hello thanks for coming give me I decided it was a good idea to make meatballs that strong and now meet my balls , buddy, attack a shiny grenade, a billion and then I evaporated and my water went back into the atmosphere, won't you see, say that again to my teeth, I had completed the first level and as difficult as it was, I got harder .

I had heart, it toughened me up and I would do it. I don't have a rifle hmm, it's time to donate my plasma to those who need it. I feel better. PB pp. I hadn't died in a long time and I felt like I was starting to ascend to the truth. Gamer Hood maybe it's finally okay, we can go kill, what that was nothing but you. I blasted it with my brain at this point, I was nearing the end of the level and naturally, in an act of defiance towards God, I decided to board. one of the optional challenges, what is this fun weapon?

Oh I see, there are so many, yes, I thought I had to move, come here, how are you a bad bean, you will be disarmed, no, this time it will be different. Oops, silly, I pressed the explosion button. That time was no different, but somewhere deep in my eighth 80-bit brain I realized that this was the first real challenge I had ever faced and that I would have to overcome it if I wanted to beat Doom, oh great, oh great, I've promoted far away. Beyond where I was before, look me in the eyes, a big funny spider, what do you say?

Yes, I have mastered the entire flow of combat, no one can stop me. I'm fine, I'm God, these games are so hard. I'm going to play Wii. It's time to exercise to become an ambush predator Guerard, do you need a hand with that jetpack? Godspeed brother, we got some secret, we got some secret down here, maybe well I got the demons, but I think we gotta call the ghostbusters, oh, it bleeds here, why does it bleed? I quickly found the rocket launcher and now had the power to turn enemies into huge holes, but now the game was coming after my huge hole.

I like the rocket launcher. What happened? He had died several times, so I gave myself a little motivational speech. help me keep going games games games games games games games but as inspiring as it was this is where the game really started to get tough, you might be able to detect a little change in my live comments. He wasn't there, he was in full health, friend. what even hit me what even hit me gotta go gotta go gotta go oh I blew up and flew by I'm ba ba ba I need health I need help give it to me give it to me yes I did Don't pay $60 for this I just need to get there to him, I just need to get what, what, what, this is the moment my game chakras have aligned, that's it and I go for the service, she hits me back but I quickly go in with the Your bones will never be strong if you don't eat them.

I did it. I earned him whatever you might need to start looking for a new job, little one because I've been sucking pretty hard. Hit you with the chainsaw and then turn into coleslaw, okay, who's next, oh look, an extra life, like I need it, yeah, yeah, first boss battle, buh, buh, buh, skip it, oh it has a weak spot, wow, I wonder what happens next, I guess we'll never find out. I don't want to show you all the times I died with this boss because I don't want this video to be an hour long. This fight made me hate myself but it made me hate him more, so I finally won at level four. and why are there two there are two why are they trapping me in the booth man that's uh oh hey pig you look scared conquer I'll set the portal coordinates for the super bloody nest now so look what do we need here ? and the boys head to the super ledge later if you want to join we bring the alcohol you bring the blood wait the video is fatal boy a gamer is that a gamer chair with ABS please stay calm what do you mean it's too long heat?

Your ass there bro, the water is fine, I don't know, it's alpha day at this point in the game, the sheer amount of colors, shapes and noises happening at the same time in a fight had completely overwhelmed my one brain cell if I even I would have tried to form one. A single coherent thought in the middle of battle I was almost dead, oh my God, what's good? Where I am? What's going on? Why do the walls groan? What am I receiving so much stimulation in the holes of my head? What am I looking at? a new weapon if you ask me, oh but let's not ask this guy, remember BRR BRR BRR BRR yes, but that's too many enemies for one weapon, that's why I have three weapons.

What is this all about? Why is the difficult game difficult? play why did you put me here? Yes, a secret challenge. I have trained for this moment. 20 seconds. I'll only need 19. Now I just hit it great with a shotgun. I dodged the fire with ease. He gave me that heart so you can have it again. he is he is dad he went to remove the cannons, remove the cannons from the arms he is the most powerful mug I have he has to do the job with two seconds left oh and I did it, I ate your heart, friend, eat your heart, farts Farting away, we finally did it guys, we harnessed dark energies to create the best ribs known to man.

No, my ribs, my baby, my sweet baby, back now that I have that cute nest of disgusting keys, huh, it was time to put Egon Kitty down. good for you, where are we going to leave guys, it's me, the rocket launcher, here's your prize, the bull, okay, that was great, you could have dodged my bullet, look at this, he's going to jump into me, fall into the abyss and he just died instantly, oh man, well that would be it. They've been fun primitive combat ten nine eight seven six hey guys what's up oh down oh it looks like there's stuff hmm what a good soup?

Oh, it's time to play, no, I'm going to eat your heart, I'm going to rip off your arms, I'm going to make us stuff your toe I found another one of these special challenge rooms and discovered that the trick with these is to just give a little your humanity every time because there is no other option oh just a little demon a little demon a little little baby, yes, oh, you are, you are, oh, you are big, oh, there is no blood in my body anymore, everything is game or coolant , listen, you have to make some sacrifices if you want to be

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ed on the hardest difficulty, let's continue with five oh, look at her look, her boot, look at her buckle, look at her breasts and that's when I knew this was going to be my biggest fight difficult so far, maybe even in the entire game, maybe even in any operation of the game, ohh, although apparently the next level takes place. in the center of Mars, how do you even get to the center of Mars?

You can't just punch a hole in the surface of Mars. Suddenly I have an idea how to get to the center of Mars. Things were really starting to click in Doom Honors. It seemed totally overwhelming, but now they were the ones trying to catch up and I'm eating ketchup for breakfast, so when I launched myself from an orbital cannon into a space station and my shiny butt went through the wall, I realized something. which he had achieved well. and as I was getting ready to take down yet another Marauder, I realized something else: I couldn't communicate with Steam, online rewards, XP and other online progress wouldn't be a disease, damn it, looks like I need to fix some problems. that shut down my ship Guess I'll just shut down his life Booya Ben called I'm so good now I'm so good Sorry my husk would at least still know how to beat these guys at least I can still fight these guys Do you have a license to carry that weapon of fire?

How did that come about? I just gotta keep moving if I keep moving I should be Shan fantastic yeah I shaded here this game didn't need to swim take me back take me back to the way I was just dying but I was dying from all the desire to move there. I'm what yeah, perfect, this time it's going to go swimmingly and other water puns like, you see, buddy. I just beat the hardest Slayer gate in the game and that was embarrassing. What is this satanic butt plug? Well, whatever it is. coming in oh I don't like that I don't lose hello sir oh yeah holy man I feel like this game is unlocking my testosterone look at this guys I have this cool new ability I charged it up and then I shoot like a pig line wow that's cool you guys are going to like it love this.

I come in swinging wow, yeah, well, I had it ready with the ultimate arsenal. I finally managed to kill the ultimate demon just to make sure everything works. I killed God first. He is fine, sick. so he lets the supreme demon have a 10 second lead because I'm a good sport, what is he going to do? He will destroy the earth. Come on, let's find out. Oh, he used to treat these guys like a boss, but now they're his boss, baby, where do you think? You see, my chainsaw does not obey the laws of space or time.

These demons are called little fingers, but this is the power of the five fingers. Come on, you can do it, buddy, let them knock you down, get back up, yeah, okay, calm down, just a moment. a little out of the ordinary, oh man, that's what happens when the hair salon closes. Sorry, it was actually a clean cut that will cost 20 bucks. There comes a day when we all have to face our own demons. The Hawaiian mine is so big, this is the fight of the century, the battle of all time, he punched me out of the building, I had to climb 90 flights of stairs, but I'm back and I'm ready to fight, yeah, oh no, It is very hot outside.

You should take off all your armor and move on to phase two, yeah, where are you taking me? How are you going to buy? I am completely surrounded. Voice. I don't think we can get out of this. Oh yeah. We're in the second phase of the icon of sin, that's why they call me the icon of the wind, oh wow, there it is, oh what the hell, lord, I'm saying, far from your needy reach, ah, the instant death laser, How could I have been? What a fool, where did a meat eor come from? Please just die, please.

Oh, another meteor. I'm no meteorologist, but there's a 100% chance, buddy. Seriously, I'm going to pee and call my mom, we have a half price deal. What's happening? You ask why, for God's sake, who did I kill before? I'm sorry. Ah, I finally did it. I fulfilled the prophecy. Heaven, hell, and players everywhere are shaking. Okay, it was fun. Bye bye. Well, I did it. I beat Doom harder. difficulty, what do you mean there is a more difficult, ultra nightmare, are you telling me you have a life? Well hey, looks like you've reached the end of the line, click the subscribe button and then check out the video playlists first.