DC Young Fly Fails Tryna Pull A Fast One On Chico Bean

-We could still win this, or Koffee could go home with that comedy championship belt right there, so. (crowd applauds) Let's see what happens. - E-Man, leave her alone. Leave Mrs. Jamaica alone. Black Squadron steps forward. The red squad steps forward. (crowd applauds) DJ D-Wrek, let's get to it. (funky hip hop music) Hey hey hey - Hey, hey, hey ♪ Uh uh uh ♪ ♪ Look, look, uh, freestyle, get off of me ♪ ♪ I sail smoothly ♪ ♪ You know I'm coming up ♪ ♪ I like my coffee ♪ - Hey! - Oh! ♪ Ooh you're not hot ♪ ♪ Just go back to the pot ♪ - Oh! ♪ Hey, what makes Koffee top of the line? ♪ ♪ Ooh, I say Koffee, I'm a drip, I'm a drop ♪ - Oh! ♪ Yes, yes ♪ ♪ Because I'm from J.A. a real G ♪ ♪ You see, Pre can't beat me ♪ ♪ Yo, boy, Nick Cannon, can't pin me without BB ♪ ♪ My power is small among my tree deep in the TV ♪ ♪ Go easy, yeah ♪ - Alright! (crowd applauds) (bell rings) All right, all right! ♪ Hello Nick Cannon ♪ ♪ Nick Nick Nick ♪ ♪ I say ♪ ♪ I don't know what you say ♪ ♪ I don't know what you say ♪ ♪ I don't, no, I don't know what you say ♪ ♪ I say oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon's nipple is shown ♪ ♪ I say oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ I gave it no more growth ♪ (crowd laughs) ♪ I say oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ DC looks very slow ♪ (crowd laughs) ♪ I say oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Okay ♪ (crowd laughs) ♪ Come here, don't do that ♪ ♪ You lied and everyone knew it ♪ ♪ Listen Fay Fay Fay Fay ♪ ♪ This is not your hair heh heh ♪ ♪ Ah, you thought you'd catch me but it won't come down ♪ ♪ That girl teaches me how to

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the front less down ♪ (crowd laughs) (bell sounds) (crowd laughs) - Okay, I Lo I will cut for you.

Alright, DJ D-Wrek. - I. - Cut the rhythm. - We like this rhythm. (air horn sounds) - Man, I know this is Wild Style, but I don't like jokes, everyone wants to play with things. Hey Nick, I really love this Jamaican scene because I have two lasers, red and green. It's going to pair perfectly with this Jamaican theme. (bell rings) I'm taking his wife. All you hear is a Jamaican scream. Then I take his dad. If Nick trips, they'll get an X on him like the Jamaican flag. (crowd boos) (bells ringing) You look like a teenager who drives Jamaican taxis. (crowd applauds) (bell rings) I say wait a minute.

You're going to see this shot. Nick put on a see-through shirt. With an automatic, we will leave them with a transparent body. (crowd applauds) (bell rings) - Man, we were having fun. Then you had to do all those difficult things. - Come kill everyone. - He did it, but he still has to stop him, up here dressed like a Bop It. (crowd laughs) - Throw it away, throw it away! (bell rings) - Turn it! Bop It (screams)! - Wait, wait, E-Man. You're up here doing all that boom, pow, pshoo. Nick, who does that? I thought it was a Jamaican thing.

You're up here, built like a Rug Rat. (crowd laughs) (bell rings) - Well, DC, we know you have girls, but they're just the slutty type. That's why I never hit you with dirty wine. You know Justina V, I'm not a liar. You are here burning (beep) so they shout more fire. - Oh. - More fire. (bell rings) - More fire? - Mo fire. - Okay, okay, please don't do this. Uh-uh, don't hurt me. Red on your pants, that means herpes. Here we go. You don't want to do this, uh-uh, stop. The black of your pants means your pussy is lumpy.

Here we go. (crowd laughs) Uh-oh. (bell rings) You better stop. She already turned yellow. Do you know what that means. Everyone can enter. - Hello! (crowd laughs) (bell rings) (horn sounds) (crowd cheers) - DJ D-Wrek, man, make some sense of this. - We have to give it to Black Squadron. Make some noise for the Black Squad. (crowd applauds) - Koffee, you are the comedy championship belt. What do you want to say to the people at home? - Give thanks. - Give thanks.