David Dobrik Does the Grossest Thing With Gum | Expensive Taste Test | Cosmopolitan

- I have some cool gum tricks that I can show you. Oh (bleep). No, don't touch it! Mm, that one came with a little bit of hair. (upbeat string music) Hey guys, I'm David Dobrik, I'm here with Cosmo today and I'm doing an

expensive

taste

test

. I have two identical products and I have to decide which is more

expensive

and which is cheaper. I have a very bad palate, I hate expensive foods. I'm going to ruin this. (upbeat jazz music) These are very different than the ones I have in my closet. I'm not going to know this at all.

Okay, this one has more filling, but do you want more filling? I feel like it would be hotter. Ooh, this is a cute bow, like you're some kind of gift. I'll try it on. I need some privacy and I need about two hours. I think I'm a size bigger. I don't even know how... Yes, this is the most expensive. Do you want to put it on me? - You will need a larger size. - I told you this wasn't my size. This is the first time I wear a bra. I completely understand why girls say that at the end of the day, when you take off your bra, it's the best feeling.

If you were to pair this with a full lingerie piece, I feel like it would be more expensive. Just for this nice bow here that holds all of this together, I think this and the edges here. I don't know. I think this is the most expensive. This is the most expensive. Is? (ding) Good. It feels like a pillow. Can I have this? Can I bring this back on my flight? Yes. (upbeat jazz music) This looks delicious. This one looks like a Hubba Bubba. Right, Hubba Bubba? Hubba Bubba. It's hard to say. This is like basic gum.

I have some cool gum tricks that I can show you. Can I move this table very fast? This usually takes me a couple of tries. Here we go. Oh (bleep). No, don't touch it. Hold on, hold on. I have it, I have it. (bleep) - Ew. - Come on. It's because of your video. (beep) One more, one more, one more. Mm, that one came with a little bit of hair. I just can't blow bubbles. Give me back the bras. I have it! Sorry for this. People probably thought it was a wall. Let me try the most expensive one.

Oh no, I got it all wrong, this is disgusting. The other one was Hubba Bubba, high quality stuff. This is the cheap one. Good? Why are you looking at me like that? The second is the cheapest. (buzzer) They're both bad. You guys really screwed me over with this. They both have the same price, right? What was the other one, like 1.99? (upbeat jazz music) I'm going to be so bad at this. My biggest income is merchandise, which is clo

thing

, so I should know which material is better. This one feels cheap. This is some

thing

you would come to like a school bookstore.

¿I can try it? This is definitely cheaper. Everything in my closet feels like this. Oh wait. I have seen this logo. My manager bought me a t-shirt from this company and said, "That's a nice t-shirt." And I said, "How much was it?" And he says, "$75." And I was like, "Are you kidding me? "For a t-shirt?" This is the most expensive one, right? (ding) How much do I think it is? I'd pay $30,115. No, thanks. I'll buy 30 of them instead. these (upbeat jazz music) Do you want to see me catch them in the mouth too? Is there a tape I take off, like a layer of tape These are thicker and I feel like people like thick eyebrows, right. ?

Okay, these are hairier eyelashes and they're cheaper. You can tell, these are the cheapest. Right? (ding) I'm learning to blow bubbles, I'm learning about the human body (upbeat jazz music) You hear. ?I'm the biggest fan of Chipotle. So I know this is Chipotle sauce. But you put a little more vegetables on top. That's Chipotle, hands down, which is the most expensive in my

taste

no matter where you go. This is a good burrito, well done. Was this Chipotle? What's in there? That's not steak, right? No, no, I can eat steak. Okay, that's why I've never had it.

I was like what? Urgh. This helps the burrito, and it feels like it's trying to stand alone and outshine the burrito. You can tell someone who cared about this one. This is more collaborative and that's why I like it. That is the most expensive. I feel disgusting. (ding) Chipotle all the way. (upbeat jazz music) Oh, this is my favorite. Oh, this is going to be good. I hope they are made of paper. I am very picky about water. If it tastes like blood, I know it's (bleep) water and it's disgusting water. If it

does

n't taste like blood, we're safe.

Shoot, I have Chipotle in my mouth. This almost tastes like tap water. That has to be tap. I really got excited about being a water expert, so I have to end this one. Oh, this is complicated, because I know New York has the best tap water. Now I'm confused. I don't know. Oh. That is the best water. I don't know how good tap water is, but I'm guessing it's tap water. Good, excellent. (ding) (upbeat jazz music) Oh, wow. This smells like hotel shampoo. This is like a top-notch shampoo. Here, let me. It's like he's baptizing her.

Do you want me to also decide which water is what? This is the most... That's the most expensive shampoo. This is ridiculous. Oh, wow. Wow. This smells like every hotel I've ever been to. That could also mean it's a good shampoo. I wash my hair with Suave Kids Shampoo. This is the best shampoo, yes? (ding) Oh, that's good. I'm not that bad at this. Who knew I was so good at expensive things? (upbeat jazz music) Are these wet wipes? Oh. These are so gross. Like that lotion on your face that you have to wash off, but never this.

It's weird, it's like you have someone else's face. There are two, one is for a friend? Look at this, this is ridiculous. It smells like pears. And this happens? Yes, this is good. I've never had one so I don't know what to compare it to. Oh. This smells like a newborn baby. Oh, this must be the best. Wow, this looks like a real monster. I think this is the cheapest. And if I'm wrong, then the industry is wrong. This is heavy and disgusting. Yeah, I don't know much about masks. Is this the cheapest? (ring) Stop this, I don't want to seem weak. (upbeat jazz music) Okay, here we have lipstick.

This one looks like it's already been used. Let me try. I'm going to do half and half. It looks very good. Wow. In fact, I'm doing a good job. This one is more liquid. It seems a little cheap, or maybe I'm just not doing a good job. Not doing a good job. Well. Oh. The texture of this is much softer. Oh, this one is 100% the most expensive. I want this in my backpack when I travel. This is good. The other one wasn't applying, but this one, it feels like he's painting a picture. Yes, that's it, that's what I'm talking about. (camera shutter clicks) I'm having a lot of fun applying it, so I keep doing it.

This one sucks. This is 100% the most expensive. (ring) Isn't this the most expensive one? From 90 to 8 dollars? Then you don't understand it. You don't understand what is expensive. You are buying the wrong products. (upbeat jazz music) Okay, I'm deciding which one is more expensive. Oh, this is going to be good. Oh, this one feels cheap. You can tell this is cheap. It's not going the way I want it to go. Let me try this one. Oh wait, no, this one is cheap. How annoying is this? It's like the worst thing you can hear in an office.

Okay, it's not that bad. If I get it, can I keep it? The small one is cheaper. Yeah? (ding) - Yes. - They are both mine. (applauding) - We did it. I'll take him back to the office. Oh, we're headed this way. See you guys, thanks for inviting me. (upbeat music) Thanks for having me Cosmo, this was so much fun. I still have a hard time deciding if the panties I'm wearing are the most expensive or not. Be sure to subscribe to Cosmo and we'll see you soon. Bye bye.