David Dobrik Best Moments of 2019 (so far)

Are you serious? Yes like me. I had blood tests done on everything. Are you really pregnant? Yes, my goodness, congratulations, I was late for the session, you know, and it's because I was also late for something else, no, so I went to the doctor, I didn't pick up good friends from the airport just to be nice, this is it. My friend Jeff is also an ex-con, so while he was in New York I renovated his apartment to make it feel like home. This is Jeff's apartment before a pretty simple basic apartment and then this is just an apartment after saying a lot of things.

I'm going to pull out a gun and shoot. You went to New York for a couple of days, so I decide I would do something nice for you. I farted a little and I want to do something nice for you so I did a little makeover here your apartment get out of here could you do it? Let's go. I remember Steve, oh my God, something in there. I don't know our friend Jeff, he's been to jail and sometimes it's hard to get back in, even if you don't. I don't like to talk about this, but you went to prison.

Yes, sometimes it's hard to transition into normal life, so I did something to make you feel more at home. It's you and the big Knicks mom. Yeah, how does that mean I want to stay between us? I found a pimple very close to my anus and was looking at it in the mirror today. What it was like to open my cheek, yes, and I didn't lock the door and Heylia walked to the right, battle ax life. I loved her by accident the other night, sorry. I don't want to break up, okay before, um, you came in naked and I found a pimple on my button.

Did you see my trashy ass? No, today we're visiting Aunt Becky's daughter at school, guys, we're at a The food from the sorority kitchen is really good, right? But if she lived here, she would be the girl in her life. Are you eating again? I thought I smell, no drugs, no alcohol, no watch, so you know, you even told me all the things. It's time for you to know that if there are more Doms in this world, we need a better place. I never said that, holy shit, yeah. I told everyone he was a genius. What made you think of this idea?

Honestly, he was really high, Donald. guys, let's do it right and unlike a work session with the guys, it's not worth the joke. I'm still taking Jonah to get his big penis today Josh, do you want to make your penis bigger too? Chicago Today they are going to remove Ilya's wisdom teeth, you called I said I need my wisdom teeth back, yes, well, they said for one of them, but not for all of them, because you're not going to look good, right? how many are they going to get me two? Why do I ask you what I am like?

How could you care if I? I'm going to be by your side the whole time, that's exactly why I'm worried this should be on this wall, happy nice guys, they're putting a camera inside your mouth, look at this terrified, well you're in good hands . Great, what do you recognize me? I thought, Damn, that's kind of him, be honest with me. Are you in love with Natalie? How long have you had to go? I think you have something to say to Natalie. They have a new honor. This is the McDonald's that you are very beautiful and that he is in love with you.

I say it as one main thing: I do it percent strange, well, every time I am with you my mood changes, it is very strange, he told me as if you had done it, as Ilya thinks. He's connecting with you tonight and I was like, "Okay, would it hurt?" We take your PRP from your body, extract it with a bunch of syringes, and inject it into your penis. Now, in sex, he brags about how good he is. sex for hours you think he tells us we can last 3 to 5 hours sometimes he makes you embarrassed no, I'm not going to have a penis as part of the line.

I've never seen a penis smaller than mine. I've seen a penis probably more or less the same. Someone once had a small penis. I've seen someone the size equivalent to your penis before. Yes, it's yes, so I'm one of the people with smaller penises. I've never seen anything smaller. I told you, friend, that you have it blocked. Say what it is. It's not about looks, it's about personality, so we're going to put that to the test, we're going to make a Tinder profile for Mike, but we're going to use Jeff's photos, so when Mike meets his date he looks something alike. to her profile, I will have to use that charming personality to win her over, we will schedule two or three dates for tonight, tonight, yes, this is the profile of just Tinder, also known as my very misleading, what are your first lines?

Forgive me if this is blunt, but when are you free?

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first date ever really good job you can get away with it and you can misspell the word stop and show her that she looks like Jessica but maybe she's catfishing. Wow, so don't look so different, I might not even question it. she might be a little shorter than I was oh my god she's one hundred percent that's not me there after ten minutes I brought in the real Jeff. I asked him if he'd rather continue the day with Mike or start over with Jeff. she serves Josh Jeff wins Michael is so upset right now it was one of the

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first dates I've ever had in my life he had no idea I wasn't you she chose you she liked you more yeah she didn't do it like You just wanted to be fair and give you a chicken, Jeff walked her home, did you hit your head?

He said hello David, can you shoot me with the big cap? I told him why do you want to get shot. He goes for the vlog. I want to see you. I'm glad it's not me who gets shot this time. I took a shower this morning. I looked at myself in the mirror naked, my body looks like a leopard, no BL, ah boy, yeah, you want me to shoot you with the gun, yeah, you know, I would never shoot you with a gun, buddy, I'm your friend, I wouldn't , but my Friend definitely, this is Jason's mom, Lorraine, she loves watching football, specifically the Patriots, so I thought it would be fun if I surprised her with tickets to her first Super Bowl.

Look at Jason holding his mom's fan. Mama's boy. I saw you yesterday, you were excited. about the Patriots win, oh yeah, that was really fun, I know, I'm really excited, I actually have to, could you give it away, this is probably not the right size, right, we have to get you the right size for when you go to the Super Bowl professional carpet. Oh yeah, what are you doing? You want to see, man, I want to throw those cars in three, two, one, hitting the c2c, yeah, I'll put the apple in his mouth and you'll try to hit the Apple guys.

I've been doing this thing where I give my friends $100 and in exchange they let me shoot them once with the paintball gun any time during the week, so to make sure my friends had no idea I was coming, I made a call before landing in Los Angeles to hire a fake driver. he picked us up at the airport and then let him take the photo you two just got back like in the 80's skiers you are big, big, big, big, big, big, I love them, thank you, my god, this is an enlarged penis, yes, that's what we use.

I have already received one treatment and your penis is already bigger. Two hours later, my chest was bigger. Yes, I have not expressed my gratitude. Yes, throughout the day we probably stroke between 15 and 20 dates every day. How is Jason's penis before he climbs the tree? Jason's penis, oh my god I forgot, I don't even know what it looks like anymore. Actually, I'll start first. I'm going to go, oh my god, what do you do for fun? We're ok? Should I clean their money in one session? Will I pay for the session or not? What about my chat with you the other day?

I'm surprised Jason's mom has two tickets to the Super Bowl today. I have two more for Erin because she's from Boston. I have no idea how big they were probably saying we should pull. a Super Bowl party, yeah, fun, oh, it's just that you were on the phone saying we should get the food, yeah, but then the problem is that Erin couldn't go, 'cause she likes us to stir my heart, guys, Murray's birthday we have. I haven't seen Alex in three months birthday weights fishing he's doing some magic okay what are you doing? I'm going to try it there, did you feel?

Oh my God, yes, two airheads and a meatball, we have this huge truck for the one who drives it. Naked boys, we have a lot of oil, we have a homemade speeder, maybe we don't even have to go back to school, okay, now he's crazy, so we call Amy and Adam, of kindred spirits, it's a real hunting show ghosts and they Will come in here and tell us if he is right Where are the spirits in this room? This place is a little creepy. We're here with Amy and Adam. You are the ghost hunters. Let's start with the obvious question. real ghosts yeah, I've seen some ghosts here here yeah, where, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I think we should go where there's more activity.

What is your room? Are you here to hurt Natalie? Is this your house? Who do you like more? Who is here? You like more? Go away, so if we don't have, I mean, you don't have much time and I don't know if I'll do it for you. You won't leave now, oh my God.