Crushing Things With A Hydraulic Press (Game)

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? Let's talk about that mythical good day. Everyone loves to see

things

get destroyed, especially when it's by Beyonce with a baseball bat. You watched that video, uh, every morning. Yes, I wish Beyonce was my t-ball coach. In the past, uh, but it would have been difficult, you're older than her, yes, I would have been there, I would have continued playing t-ball, well, today it's not about t-ball, it's about watching

things

get crushed and you. You'll love this if you like watching things get squashed and we're going to try to figure out what they were when they weren't squashed.

Yes, it's time for mystery countdown theater. Reverse Hydraulic Press Edition. Our new friends Laurie and Ani at the

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press. The channel has been

crushing

things in Finland since 2015 and they have taken the internet by storm. We love this channel and are excited to be featured in their work on the show. No, I don't think Finland exists, but I know it. This channel exists, which is really bugging me, so it must be happening somewhere, okay, we'll do what we usually do, we'll watch these videos backwards, we're trying to see what got squashed and as soon as possible. you guess the more points you get if you're wrong the other one will get the chance you know how this works we have buzzers yeah the winner smashes the loser's face in reverse slow motion and I'm wearing my a professional loser t-shirt even though I won Last time, I didn't waste my lead.

Now I have determined that this is my lucky t-shirt for winning and I have thought well, maybe if it is this lucky t-shirt I should wear it too, so now I feel like the luck is dissipating, I hope so. Hey, right? I don't think it's 29 or anything less. I think this particular shirt is lucky. It's not just what he says. Listen, there's pressure. I'm trying really hard throughout the entire process. time is right from the beginning let's do it oh it's purple oh it's effusive right a rhythm that's what I was thinking but I wasn't going to guess a right rhythm it's a rhythm it's a rhythm it's lightning look at that there I mean, it looked like a rhythm, like that that I tried.

It's funny how it feels more like a beat when it's crushed than at the end when it feels like a dusty plum, dusty plum, okay, here we go. is that metal link uh xbox controller, I mean the playstation controller oh no, your first assumption was xbox and video connection I'm going to accept it, I'm going to accept it, that's right, it's a playstation 3 controller, playstation, true, okay, thanks stevie, only two points though. oh god, it's okay, Morgan, I'm starting to sweat under my armpits, hey, wink at Furby, right, damn, you know, yeah, oh man, you see, when he came back to life, he came back to life like two seconds Afterwards, they love to be guillotined, they love it. to be crushed and I bet that thing was still talking look at this competition look at this competition for these losers man that furry purple every time oh nasty holy rhett how wrong it looked meat coming out oh link big mac I'll do it We'll accept it, we'll accept it's a burger , you're always special, it looks like a Big Mac, only specific, uh, it's a Big Mac, oh no, it's three, three Big Macs, but they're from McDonald's, it's a Big Mac, it has. a bunny says hamburgers other accepted answers cheeseburger and large macaroni I think technically it was three large it was three large oh you got it right I'm watching this with you this is tight I have to breathe a little I know Can you tell how you feel when you're So?

I've never tried this hard at first, the first thread, oh link, I saw you wipe like sweat off your lip at one point, I literally felt a thread and you know how it's like it breaks. the stamp and then all of a sudden it's like I remember that in fifth grade, yeah, and I thought I needed deodorant, well, I guess the conversation with Beyoncé had primed my bomb, yeah, okay, Morgan, oh, what's What does this look strange? Crud um oh, now I know, it's a bottle, it's a bottle of soda wrong in my throat, right, it's a stack of cds, slash, dvds, records of some kind, right, I would have also accepted old iPods or small discs of the '90s, old iPods, look.

Mind you, I think I have a bunch of those ready to be burned in my garage. I just called Beyonce. I want to put some facts on them, oh my gosh, oh, shoot coco. I know what's right because when it starts to come through yeah, it's the holes and look that thing comes back together, you could smash anything oh, two coconuts, if you know, if you can smash one coconut, you can smash two, I I wonder if it has been demonstrated in Finland, what do they have? hydraulic press for hey, in normal life, this is what impresses you, that coconuts are not in this fictional country of Finland.

Have you ever seen coconuts from Finland? I just exposed them they're somewhere else they're somewhere tropical yeah cuz coconuts don't ship everywhere man three point differential hit it oh god what a link um armstrong stretch wrong what's that oh it's like a donald duck with plasticine correct donald duck with plasticine since when is that a thing good, it's a thing in finland yes yes of course finland i think it's just a clay donald duck i don't know if that was like always in a movie no you can't do it mation as if I wouldn't know Disney is sitting there, why isn't it called clay movement?

The closest thing is like I'm feeling pressure and I'm not even playing the

game

like you guys are like you're two losers trying really hard yeah this is what it feels like when two losers trying really hard. breathe, I'm going to believe and visualize it on pause, wait, what link were you closing your eyes all that time? oh yeah, oh yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't ready, thanks Morgan, that was confusing, you came in, was that you? I'm playing, yeah, I haven't seen anything yet, okay though, I haven't seen anything except some smoke coming out of it.

I'll tell you there's smoke, oh, or something like that. Can you start again because your eyes are open? I was doing something Hi honey, you know what I have an idea. Can you keep your eyes closed for the rest of the

game

because I really want to win? Are you ready? Yes, I am ready. Open eyes. Oh wow, that was your problem in t-ball. oh, it's smoke, oh, rhett, I think it's a snowball, uh, wait, okay, yeah, that's a good kiss, that's right, that's wrong, I think it's a link, uh, it's a strainer , it was, it was there, that was, it's a sieve.

It's a sieve, yeah, like a white cube with holes, everything was there, I don't even know if I got points, how many points did you get? Four, I got four points, okay, there were holes, yeah, listen. I mean, it was like you were blind to yeah, so it was the base of a snowball because I was like, yeah, I saw all the snow, I thought it was snow too, but it was like, where did the snow come from and the paint that came off the strainer? Yes, it was an optical wow. This is close to getting really weird.

That was fast. Thomas, the train engine. That was good, buddy, the pressure is on, buddy, I think I just took you out. I'm 11 points ahead in round 10 and there are only 10 points available. What can I do at this point if Link can get it when there are 10 points? On the board he gets 11 points, how about you can get it? When there are 10 points on the board, you get 12 points and automatically win. I don't know, you know what? No, no, I don't like being treated this way. I'll take it if you can get it if you can get it when there's nine points or yeah, you have to give me something nine points or more because ten won't get you anything nine points or more okay, you win, right?

Don't let me regret it, it's so I don't feel so good, don't make me regret this Finland. I know what it feels like to really win and I'd rather win halfway than not win at all. Oh, I think I clicked eight. You clicked. at I don't know what that is you know what happens if you get it if you get it at this point you still chose eight because it would be pretty amazing it looked like clay there's a lot of different colors uh I just think it's a it's like it's like play-doh what do i have to guess? uh we made this game, oh yeah, because they usually play it, we made this game, the producers said it in this order, you're getting a lot of help right now, Finland uh, what would be something mythical?

It is made of plasticine. Ah, shoot. Do you have a guest? I just want to know if you have any ideas. Well, I was going to wait to see a little more details. I knew it was something. show related or related to us, but that narrows it down to four or five options, I'm going to say the gmm logo, that's going to be what I say, the gmm logo, uh, link, link, link, link, link, link, That's wrong, okay. look, okay, let's see, I was going to say he was buzzing when he's one, when you can guess, oh, it's the randler, it's the randlers, all the legs made of clay, right, look at that clay, it's a moving randler of clay, that is, it is kind.

It's sad to crush that little guy It's also sad that you won Thomas I hate Thomas I don't I'm not mad at you I did I'm going to take it out on Thomas I've always hated Thomas Have you seen that? They show up like the way they roll their eyes at each other, don't they? Alec Baldwin wants to express it. He has a good voice which doesn't help. Well, now, I'm going to smash your face upside down. You have to admit, I'm crushed. Your face is more entertaining than smashing my face. I mean, you have more face to crush.

Can you take off your glasses? Okay, so I have to fall completely in love and then we'll fall completely in love and then you'll come back. towards the camera because I don't want to see they don't need to see the crush so just turn towards me I'm going to crush I can't if I smile it's going to make me don't want my face to be as loose as this, it's completely dead, I'm completely faced, I'm going to rock out, show many times, okay, now let's turn and then we'll slowly unravel and stretch, okay, thanks to the people, laurie and ani at the hydraulic press channel for making those amazing clips, wherever you are, make sure to subscribe to your channel so you can see all the good smashes, yeah, and thank you for subscribing to us and clicking that bell, you know? what time is it what's up written link this is nova world i'm riley this is steve here from calgary canada and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology if they're a band i think they're uh i feel threatened like i mean maybe they can replace us, I mean, he has longer hair than me, but I'm certainly playing catch-up, okay, click the link above to see what kind of lettuce we're stepping on in one more good myth and to find where the wheel is. you're going to land, wrap yourself in mythology with our new exclusive society item, a secret society cape, register for the third degree quarterly or annual plan by September 30 at Myticalsociety.com to be eligible.