Cooking all the Food from FNaFVR Help Wanted

2021 is here, we can finally leave the old rotten 2020 in the dust, go die in a flaming ball pit, buddy, we won't miss you, so yeah, this is cause for celebration, you bet, and the

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is Probably the best way to celebrate something I've been to lately. trying to take better care of my body, so it's been way too long since I've enjoyed some truly junk

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and that's exactly what we're doing today, eating some bottom of the barrel arcade prize junk food, virtual reality experience what is it. Help is needed. He shoved all the Freddy themed snacks you could ask for right into our sweaty minimum wage hands and as much as my pant size loves to chew virtually, let's turn these pixels into something tangible and edible, even now Freddy Fazbear has plenty of snacks to make .

This is going to be a feast, but I don't think that's a problem when you have a vacuum pup to back you up. Oh my goodness, I haven't even properly introduced everyone to the new member of the Shasta family, named after the potentially beautiful one. Active volcano located in the California Cascades, the fifth highest peak in the state and also the fifth most dangerous volcano in the US with the potential to erupt without warning, you should be afraid, no, but actually you I named it shasta cola, a brand of soft drink, anyway, come on. to the kitchen because we are wasting precious time there is an incredible amount of things to cook today we are going to prepare every last snack and it takes five nights with the

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of freddy now this does not include the dlc or the scattered candy found inside the prize corner because we simply don't have enough time.

I'm surprised we even have enough time to do everything we're going to do. We are also excluding the standard pizza because I actually already made a final pizza and also I didn't make the birthday cake because it is too basic. I'm pretty sure the guy bought it at a grocery store. Not that I'm aware of that now, to keep things simple I went ahead and made some recipes for these. foods, so if you really want, you can also make them at home, although you may want to wait until the end of the video where they are tested before serving them to unsuspecting friends.

Oh wait, no, that's probably for the best. What does it have to do with these recipes, so let's get this salty flavor. Let's start with a classic soda: roni soda, innovation in carbonation since 1986, that's right, pepperoni flavored soda, pour me a tall glass of no, please, no, if you were like me and oblivious. to the world of homemade soda you're probably wondering how the hell I plan to do this apparently it's not at all uncommon for people to have a carbonator in their homes. I'm the only one who instantly wants to carbonate weird things, okay, that's probably enough. out there let's do what we came here to juice us some ronies that's not going to work so it looks like our soda might end up being a little pulpy the only thing I'm worried about is whether these little pieces of meat will have enough strength for a whole soda probably need a complementary flavor right, the options are definitely slim when it comes to tasty syrup flavors, I mean pepperoni and fruit, they just don't seem to vibe, so out of desperation I grabbed a bottle of smoked maple syrup.

It goes well with meats, doesn't it? I mean, if it's horrible, I have a sketchy plan b, let's hope for the best, oh my god, this looks like vomit, okay, I don't want all this pulp, let's get rid of some of it. At least the layer of fat from the pepperoni floated to up and took it out. I always thought I had a strong stomach until I tried sparkling milk. Now I'm just scared, my mouth literally tastes like I just vomited. I didn't know you could like to cook vomit in your kitchen I didn't know you could do it but you can sodoroni don't do this let's do something safe next bonnie bites to the rescue now this one has to be good because the All the ingredients are safe.

Meat, soda aren't safe, but berries and chocolate definitely are now since Bonnie and the Bonnie Bites package are blue. I'll assume most of these berries are blueberries and we'll also add some raspberries just for fun. but keep in mind that these snacks are in a bag and must have some kind of shelf life meaning they must be freeze dried or dehydrated berries, that's where my new best friend Kosary comes in, this bad boy is a food dehydrator and if I. I bought it just for this video. I've never used one before, but we'll have to hope for the best.

These berries will cook for 24 hours, once they have completely absorbed their juice we will cover them. a sweet chocolate sauce now all we have to do is wait thanks bonnie in the meantime let's make something nice and safe freddy's classic fudge bar for this treat let's make you guessed it plain old chocolate fudge with the addition of a cute dark chocolate bow tie, I admit I probably should have used the hand mixer for these because they aren't fully blended, but at the same time it makes them look really good now that it's a Freddy's fudge bar, this stuff They are huge and dense and weigh a thousand pounds each, simple, delicious and unhealthy, next up are tortilla style tortilla chips, basic edition and bold and spicy, yes, now these delicious tortilla chips are classics and, luckily, easy enough that you really just have to fry them in slices.

We prepare tortillas for our basic addition, we will give them a little cheese powder and salt to combine with the orange bag. Bold and spicy we'll drop the cheese in favor of donkey kicking ghost pepper, salt, I have a very low spice tolerance I mean. I hate to quote it again, but that's soda milk, oh boy, but that won't stop me from at least trying this chip now that we've checked spicy off our to-do list, but where does the bold come in? I'll tell you where powdered, yeah you heard me, ghost pepper pupae, now of course we'll start with an easy one, plain old cheese, it smells so good it smells like cheese, on a grease covered tortilla chip, oh god mine, oh, I asked for it. with the salt, it's pretty good, there's just a ton of salt, bold and spicy, now this is it, I hope they're too salty too, maybe it masks everything, oh my god, oh wow, that's spicy, it's like If only I

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I'll show you guys that pupa chips are as disgusting as they look, they're bold and spicy. Well guys, I think it's time to make another drink and what better to have than an exotic drink, your favorite exotic butter flavor, now in the form of sodi pop. A tough decision when it comes to recreating this drink is what flavor it should have, as my immediate thought would simply be butter because it's hard to choose an exact flavor to dedicate to it, but what exactly does butter taste like? Yes, it tastes waxy and greasy. flavor with a sweet undertone, but how do we recreate that the closest thing I can think of already exists in the form of cream soda?

I guess we can make a homemade cream soda with a pinch of almonds and melted butter, maybe a little. of hazelnut and a drop of banana cream and Irish cream, believe me guys, I don't know what I'm doing in the end, I made three different syrups to try plus a bonus that is mainly based on butter, the number one exotic drink that is mainly made of almond with quite a bit of banana, let's try it, it's too overloaded with banana, I'm afraid that exotic drink number two is mainly composed of hazelnut and a little more almond, here we go, this one is also too much hazelnut, exotic drink number three, equal parts hazelnut and almond, this one is surprisingly not bad, it might be the best of them all and last but not least, exotic drink number four, which is mainly made up of butter, maybe tastes too much like butter.

The only way to experience a truly exotic drink is to serve it hot so the butter melts and you are left with a smooth drink. I never thought there would come a day where I would have to try a warm soda, but I guess that's today if you get over the fact that it's warm, that's not bad, so in the end I found the recipe that works, just serve it hot, ask an employee to bomb it in the price corner, I guess our berries are ready for those of you who make juice at home, make sure you take out the raspberries well before the blueberries or else you might end up using them with your fingers.

Now let's melt some chocolate and dip it, that's a beautiful thing, oh my gosh, these might end up being my favorite. Freddy's snacks, these are absolutely delicious, I overcooked my raspberries but overall if you have a dehydrator consider making these, let's cook one of our most exciting treats, then a big bag of disappointment, are you tired of the intrusive taste and texture in your food? Have you ever eaten a home-cooked meal and felt red and silent? Well, do we have a snack for you? Disappointment is neither new nor exciting, nor does a single notable flavor intrude on your dining experience.

Wow, breathe a grim, unsatisfied breath of relief as you take a bite out of disappointment this snack isn't great it's not even good it's boring mild passable who knew the descriptions of these items were so funny now in my head when I think about boring and bland I think about plain old bread wheat bread still doesn't have that slightly pleasant sweetness that white doesn't have, includes perfection now let's tackle the lemon girl bar. Personally, I'm excited for this one as it looks hopeful, maybe I won't want to die after taking a bite judging by the girl's swelling. cheeks I would say that this bar is very acidic.

We'll start with a white chocolate base mixed with a little lemon juice and yellow food coloring and our top layer of this bar will be pure sour lemon sugar city. Introducing our good friend Pure Citric Acid Mmm, isn't that just the cutest little thing? Wow, it packs a punch, it's very bitter, I love meat bites and extra large meat bites, what are meat bites? Well you ask, that's a good question because the back of the bag just says that they are absolutely amazing, that they were actually used for a few different foods, so this is where we're going to have to get really creative.

Please note that this is a bagged product and needs to be dried in some way. meat like jerky, I've never seen spam in a bag, so what kind of meat is it exactly? Well, unfortunately, the most obvious answers that come to mind, like fox bear or baby meat, are not exactly obtainable nor legal, ethical or Christian, so what's up? rabbit meat or chicken, well rabbit meat can be purchased as jerky in the form of dog treats and chicken jerky is also dog-only jerky and while I can absolutely see that Freddy is feeding the kids dog food dogs, I feel like I have found a better option, turkey jerky.

This is easily one of the cheapest jerkies out there, so it fits perfectly into a Freddy's franchise owner's budget and since no one wants turkey this time of year, it also gives us a discount because we're dealing with meat this time , I decided not to fuck. with the recipe so as not to poison myself or others and the recipe I chose is Texas style jerky simply because it's probably the type of jerky that Scotty Boy would make as far as how they turned out good, not bad, maybe a little. Too spicy and overcooked, but not bad.

I was so worried that they were undercooked that I turned them into burning pieces of plastic. It fits Freddy's profitable model quite well. Foxy Cove Cooler. Now, this one is interesting. The exact definition of refrigerator is. mix of wine, fruit juice and sparkling water, yes this is an adult drink. I have a feeling Pirate's Cove might be a little hangout for parents, although this bottle makes it look like a beer. A soda is more of a hot summer fruit drink and I know it. You probably want me to make the alcoholic drink, but a large portion of my subscribers are underage and I'm not going to teach them anything, so I'm going to share with you a drink that I've enjoyed for years and Shirley has that sweet artificial fruit flavor that we all crave, simply fill your cup with some rainbow sherbet and pour it over any type of lemon-lime soda.

This is dangerously delicious, although I still like to think Foxy's cooler is for moms and dads. Allergy Friendly Mixed Nuts, Now this is where things start to get weird, if you haven't already, it's nut free, this is a lot of mixed messages here, Freddy Fazbear, is there such a thing as fake nuts, oh my. Oh God, no Google, no Google? Stop, that's not what I asked for, I mean, I guess technically and this is just weird, if you have them on display and someone visits you, they might try to eat them. I'm prettyI'm sure they are more expensive than just having regular old nuts. a bowl anyway, back to the mixed nuts situation, I'm having a hard time figuring out what they could be, there's always a chance that this bag contains a mix of edible seeds like sunflower and pumpkin, but that sounds too fancy, this has to be something.

Stranger, I finally came to a conclusion, it just needs to be trail mix made with flavors aimed at our core fazbear team, starting with Freddy himself, I decided to use chocolate covered gummy bears and chocolate teddy grahams bonnie gets chips of carrot and blue peeps girl gets lots of sprinkles and gummy pizzas and foxy gets pirate loot and chocolate coins oh my god this is quite an amalgam besides the carrots this mix will give you a serious sugar hangover just make sure enjoy the mixture piece by piece and not all together, ah the treasure that is the pirate looting bar, once again we have to be creative here as nothing even hints at what could be inside so I decided to use a delicious cream yogurt-based orange specifically for the golden color.

From there I added food. color to make it brighter and when you look at that I finally got a hand mixer Alright guys I added the food coloring and now this doesn't work anymore. What's up with my luck in these things? What am I doing wrong? Guys, wait, my God, what a brother, wow, that was about to be a disaster. We had luck. this time from there i let the yogurt dry out it sounds gross but it's what the recipe told me to do and shit this is literally my second attempt at this and it just won't work for me ok let's just scrap that and make A bar. cookie, I have this super old fashioned mix that we can add our food coloring to and cut into bars.

Heck, this might even taste better. I went ahead and finished our loot bar with a chocolate bottom and a decorated gold bar on top, not sure how well. Chocolate and lemon go hand in hand, but it's really not that bad now, at the actual time everyone was waiting for exotic butter. Yes, we are making exotic butter, our mimi cube of dairy fat and protein mixed with an unknown element of exotic flavor, now as always. I run into a bit of a dilemma: the word exotic doesn't do a great job of truly describing its content, however the fact that it's so vague and also plural means that we can have fun with this, let's get out the whipped cream and collect our First the flavors, we will start with a classic exotic tasting vegemite from the great hinterland along with camel fat from the hump of a camel which will be our Middle Eastern flavored snails from France, specifically canned black sausages from many places actually. old time spam and Rocky Mountain oysters, those you don't know, are also known as cowboy caviar.

You can read the package yourself if you really want to know what it is. These particular ones originate in the Rocky Mountains, in other words, near where I am. live, if you want to be specific, Colorado is the most famous for them, we Idahoans have a lesser evil. No, I haven't tried any of these things, but today I'm going to try butter infused with them and let me tell you, you open the packaging alone makes me want to be sick, oh my god, you'd never guess it, but my nasal passages feel more violated. by vegemite and, strangely, camel fat.

I can't even describe how disgusting that stuff smells, making all the butter was incredibly fun and kind of easy, although with the amount of butter I made it took a little time and it doesn't

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that I didn't have cheesecloth, I had to use mesh , it didn't work out very well, I'm going to give you all a taste on top of some disappointment because I'm not wild enough to eat raw butter, especially snail butter black pudding, here we go, you know, strangely, I thought it would taste exactly like that just because of the smell which is disgustingly exotic which by the way was bowl testicle.

I don't really want to eat snails, it's very strange, but I can't taste anything. I'm glad vegemite butter is next and I'm not too worried about this one because people eat this regularly, it's not very good. It's strange, it has a very specific taste, but I can't identify it, since I really want to describe it. It's almost like licking the bottom of a can that had food in it, but I don't know what. the food was hump fat, in other words camel, now this one smelled more powerful, so I'm a little scared, oh my god, I don't care what they tell you, don't use it for

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, you'll probably try it, it's not So.

Spam butter tastes good, considering this is just canned ham with butter on bread. I have a feeling this will be the least offensive, doesn't mean I like it. The camel butter was the worst and if I had to choose a second one I would say. black pudding oh wow, we finally have an item that has ingredients chica chug sparkling bullion flavor, okay, technically they are not ingredients in the plural or even the singular, considering that food companies deliberately avoid getting into legal trouble by saying something has a flavor of this or that and they don't actually use it.

And yeah, not even the cockroaches and coffee grounds thing has me shocked, so since I'm the cook, let's use some real ingredients, make some chicken soda. Cheers chug girl, oh yeah that's bad, I would recommend eating the ice cream. anything else at Freddy's yeah wow guys we made it to the last item and I saved a classic so we end up in a nice fazbar. What's in a fazbar? I wish they'd stop asking because that's half the mystery. Wow, a flavor you can. taste, that's quality, eat to discover the taste, please, okay guys, I actually tried the fazbar, it's not nice, but I'll try my best to recreate it anyway, all finished.

I'm sure this flavor combination will replicate the hellish high I was subjected to. I'm not ready for this. I hope my totally willing taste testers enjoy these Freddy recreations as much as I met my blood sister, Kayla, a blast from the past, perhaps, but not compared to my bloodless sister, Amber, yes, Amber, someone who used to do it. call us tenchineco when our embarrassing high school selves had necco in our usernames man the early 2010s were a weird time let's start with freddy fazbear mukbang um it's that beef but why don't we do this first and tell us what it is? it's a freddy's fudge bar it feels so bulky that's just fudge that's just fudge man it's pretty good yeah, very poorly mixed jazz bar what do you guys see in that something cheesy what's that smell dude , well, have I had lizards for a long time? enough to know what a worm looks like oh yeah there are definitely some worms in here I have to eat this I just don't want to eat any of that yellow I just have a paper towel why is it so sticky what is that?

Dude, I don't want this in front of me anymore, it's making me sick. Boxycode cooler is delicious and you won't feel bad after drinking it. Foxy Cove approved. I guess we'll make one of the butters, which one looks more attractive. None. of them, okay, this is red, it must be black pudding, right, that's my opinion, should we end this? Does it taste very good? What is this butter called? or it is simply called exotic butter. vegemite butter. Wait, it's not bad. second bite it's actually not that bad the top of mine looks scary wait wait wait would you really do it again I'm not doing that again that was gross did you smell the soda yes I did oh my god it's sinking what's there in there I don't even want okay, I'm just going to bring the trash can here oh why does it taste like beef jerky, soda, roni, this is in the game, it's that pepperoni, that's what these pieces you throw up, that's it what's in the toilet? that's vomit right there jessica do you want to take her little sip of soda roni oh she's so interesting she likes this it looks good let's try this one it's really good actually the lemon chicken bar has been approved these are the tortilla chips l style tortilla chips oh, that's a really hard cheeto powder, those are the bold and spicy tortilla chips, oh no, no, don't lick the powder, it's a little late for that, they're bold and spicy, oh, they're bold and they are bold because I have ground pupa nice pupa, but what kind of insect is it?

It's like a um, an early stage insect like a worm and I just attached it to the powder, well these look good, oh oh, I don't care, they're pretty good, allergy free. mixed nuts no real nuts. I'm trying everything and it's a little stale, but that's pirate bar looting. Plunder tastes like a chocolate lemon bar. Sorry, we still have four more butters left. We can do this? one yes, it's like pepperoni butter isn't meat. Is there meat in this? Yes, I mean the first bite. I was confused on the second bite. I'm still confused. What's here?

Rocky Mountain Oysters. It's not horrible. Actually, it works. It's butter, can we guess? This one might be easy to guess. Crab. I think the most concerning thing about this is the soft but thick texture that Spam butter is. Well, the fact that there is too much butter in this cookie. I'll probably finish all of this it's pretty good it's a little salty a little tasty what's its melting consistency does it melt well oh I have no idea you can fry things in it it's a mushroom just the food shouldn't be gray no it shouldn't I don't know what's that, I don't like it, no, no, it's not good, it's snails, I could see that that's probably the stinkiest, that's not good, what's that?

That's camel fat, humpbacked camel, yes, it smells dirty. plates, there are chunks, there are not just sinister floating chunks, are you okay? bullion flavored soda, it's unpleasant tasting soda, did you marinate it with teriyaki or something? Yes, this is actually the least offensive. I used a real recipe for this, so one more drink and we're done, yeah, that's an exotic drink, why birthday cake with floats, well, I mean, it just tastes like cake, so I guess it doesn't taste bad with the consistency, pass it through cheesecloth and label it as birthday cake soda, and that's it.

I have a winner yeah wow I'll think about that next time in fact next time put everything through cheesecloth okay guys so what's your favorite Freddy Fudge bar and lemon girl and Bonnie bar bite all the chocolate? Yes, because chocolate is not offensive. Well, me. I really like this one, these are good too, I'm not good with bitter, I love it though, yes it's bitter, it's good, which one do you like least of those? I want to eat that spam butter and that's the end. from the video guys, I hope you enjoyed this absolute madness. I had a lot of fun putting it together for you and I'm already looking forward to the next video.

Don't forget to visit my Pokémon Go channel. I had a lot of Fun. there and I know you'll enjoy it, shasta and I'll see you all next time, bye.