Conan Goes To The Doctor - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

Has anyone noticed even today that my voice sounds a little different Does it sound a little different to you a little sexier a little lower thank you very much um is there a reason for that? I actually haven't been feeling well today uh bastards yeah we're talking about my physical health you might wanna spin the ring but when I say I'm sick what if this is my clue? I have a terminal illness, you don't know where I'm going with this, are you okay? Anyway, it's a I want one because basically, you know, I have some kind of virus or something and I was up all

night

last

night

with a really sore throat.

Today I woke up in pain, I just don't feel good. Come to work because the show must end. in um or I'll get fired uh so I spent most of the day and then this is true I don't know like two hours or two and a half hours before we tape tonight's show just a moment. A while ago I decided that I would go see a

doctor

so I went to the NBC Medical Center here in the building to visit the

doctor

and I know that my fans care about me so I just pretend and ask someone to take a camera in hand and join me as I visited the NBC doctor and we just filmed this and well, this is what happened.

This is Tanya Bennison, she's the associate medical director here at NBC Universal Medical Services, GE NBC NB's General Electric subsidiary medical unit. server, so I'm a Viacom distributor now, thanks for serving me, no problem, the last two days I didn't feel very well and last night with a feverish sore throat, I drank a lot of Nyquil, a lot of NyQuil and I woke up with my pants around me of the ankles in an alley. you feel better I felt better like the guy I was busy with uh no, I don't feel dizzy. I am mostly. I just feel a little uninvolved in the political process.

I don't really care who wins. Do you feel comfortable speaking? about the stomach things that were going on, like nausea, diarrhea, like what was it, what was that symptom? You really want me to talk about diarrhea and television. I like the word diarrhea. I think you like to use diarrhea too. Talk about it. Do you like it. Talk about diarrhea. You are an incredible woman. Do you ever find yourself talking to patients and they mention that they've had diarrhea and you start laughing and not anymore, maybe when we're sad when all the joy leaves your life, uh, I think?

I'm in very good shape. I think I'm an amazing male specimen. Does anyone ever say that like you're some amazing male specimen? I think you might take it if somehow this whole thing could end with you saying, well, you're an amazing male specimen. male specimen and we had it on camera, that would be great, but that's up to you, if we go to the exam room, let's do it, okay, let's start with taking your temperature, okay, this will be very exciting. How bad is it that you know your channels? so you're almost 100 occluded with surprise you can listen to anything it always works that one one two three let's stick out your tongue ready uh you hate this oh well oh gag what do you feel there I was feeling first of all in the lymph nodes glands, anything sensitive, okay , there's a tattoo there that says REO Speedwagon rules 1978.

I thought Ben was going to go all the way, oh my god, two more. I want all the medication he can take. Do you really know? Sometimes you hear things like Oh, there's this cool Tylenol that's only sold in Sweden that has codeine in it, a little bit of cocaine in it, you know? Do you need to listen to my heart for some reason? I don't do it, but I'm happy to do it. Would you like to hear my heart? Why don't you listen to my heart? What if I don't like what I hear from you?

You're going to like what you hear like a tank. Are you reading that right? Yes a bit. You haven't said anything for a while. It has no relation to sore throat. Do you have a lot of prolapse? Prolapse is one of the valves in the heart are a little loose I just came here to shoot lights I'm totally I came here to shoot like a little fool I've got a cold and let's fuck you're telling me something real oh yeah but it's nothing, You don't have a murmur or anything um, I have a flabby heart, I have a lot of tension in my job, I have a lot of inner anger, uh, I'm of Irish Catholic origin, I wear, no We won't do well in the long term, we're not people who live long. time.

Would you like to see me do some push-ups right now? A little small. What do you think I'm a pretty good man? Yes, yes, really fantastic. you think maybe you're replacing a male specimen you think maybe I'm a male specimen now if you say I think you're a male specimen it means my gender is a little in doubt yes please yes thank you let's get these things for you, this is the weak Sudafed type because we can't get real Sudafed anymore because of the meth problem so I can't make meth from this. Okay, so do you think I'll be okay?

I think it's fine on the floppy disk. heart, I mean it was a little bump in the road, what I thought was going to be just a quick and fun remote, uh, I need a new heart, if anyone's watching, no, you're fine and I think you'll live at least up to 65 years old. 65. Yeah, wow, that gives me four more years. Conan O'Brien is a fantastic male specimen. How do you feel now? I have a flexible heart. Okay, everyone, take a little break. Come back, you have to see this. prodini to everyone