Clown Contouring Challenge

You just want to bother with his pizza, huh, hey man, give me a couple seconds, you ate a bigmouth and I got a conscious choice, well, welcome to the good, mythical, more, he implanted those thoughts, I thought they were gone, That was last season, man, this is it. a new season, uh, universe of everything, you know, thank you for what you did to my body, I really appreciate it, it was a lot of fun and some of the applications and, oh, you're going to clean yourself, okay, yeah, I can write on the board, I was just going to be your makeup artist now we're going to do something called a

clown

contour why Lizzie, can you help us explain the background of this, there's a girl with you on YouTube too, right, yeah, who did this, but what? she did because they called her a

clown

many times. wearing a lot of makeup, so it showed that you can actually start with full clown makeup and make it beautiful, look for its beauty on the inside and on the clown side, so basically I'm going to approximate it using the colors that I have in front of me with what's been done and of course I'm going to take my own creative liberties, but you and we're going to see if he can do better with me than you can with Hannah, but they're not going to.

I know until Saturday morning, okay, you're ready, you're not killing it, your lips still have quite a bit but you know what, you should also dry really quickly. I thought you looked really cool, you look like Silver Surfer or something. like that other glow we did on our face when we did some beauty, if you need to glow when you're doing it when you're on the makeup wagon, I'm just going to start with the lightest color I can find. which will probably be this one, I'll do it, uh, okay, a bubbly, bubbly, bubbly, bubbly. Oh what the fuck, you just hit the sign, okay, the good mythical, practical good morning sign out front, oh, we broke our sign, okay, no one knows, no one saw that. mmm okay, then I'll do this, you know, there's no reason to delay the inevitable, let me look like Cleopatra, what are those Egyptian eyes called, that's what they call something in the world of Egypt, makeup.

I'm not asking you with that thing. about people Baskin who knows the Egyptian eyes no, not when he says what is calm he knows when he goes to the side yes, close your eyes, cat's eye, how does this feel? It seems like it could be therapeutic, well, it's um, if it were. It's not you who was doing it, I would relax more, but I think at any moment, okay, I come out through the nostril, you think I'm going to be the one who takes out an eye, well, you already put my nose in, that was a touch intentional, okay, oh.

Yes, this could be very good. I mean, I've done a good job in the past. I don't know if I can top it, but I'm certainly going to try Whitesnake. No, these are not white snakes, right? They are more white worms. more white spots maybe even maybe mushrooms if you want maybe a mushroom mushroom here little mushroom lives right here mushroom there turn this Mickey you got into a Bob Ross and that really relaxed me yeah you know I really liked Bob Ross when I was a kid Yes I don't know who Bob Ross is, he's a white guy with an afro who on public television painted pictures of cabins, lots of trees, some mountains and he used his blades and fan brushes and made a happy little tree here and there.

I'd make a happy little cabin here it was absolutely amazing and now it's on Netflix yeah and he's no longer with us he passed away well that's what people think conspiracy theory yeah I think he's with everyone us, hey Bob Ross. and an elephant painting happy little bushes in the sky. Hey, Bob put a little mushroom on the fire to paint mushrooms. He now he paints fir trees and paints everything. Elvis wants me to paint mushrooms. That's what Elvis likes. He looks very cute. I'm going to Pick it up a little bit, anyone here at Bob Ross, like back in the day or something you like, oh, you just relaxed, right?

Mmm, the whole season. I mean, every episode is there like this, there was like a controversy. in the art world cinema art TV when there were accusations that he was repainting things he had already painted and looking off screen and emulating himself. I say, well, who cares if he painted the first one, let him repaint the second one. one, I mean, you're looking at Instagram, yeah, I'm not ashamed of our game, but we gave it credit. Now I'm going to go well, so I have to choose another color. Here I go and she made a poop emoji. on her forehead, yeah, now I'm about to start with some creativity, I just wanted to get there, now you need to paint my eyebrows like hers, yeah, look at me, oh, that's probably not dark enough.

I want to go darker than that, oh why? You reborn ignore that, oh god I got it so thick here we go, here we go, this is where the clown part really comes in, sad clown, you Joe, solid clown, didn't you see Bob Ross when I was a kid, yeah, I didn't things. as religiously as I didn't like to say okay, I'm just coming up right now to our ship and Bob Bob Ross, yeah, he's great, oh, I can be captivated by this for an extended period of time, but he never lets you. He let it be known that I came.

Close to buying a set, the goal was to make you want to paint and I was never and never close to buying it, you know, I actually bought the paint brushes, man. I like how he would call things happy accidents, like when he made a mistake. he would say, well, it's a happy accident, let's see how I can turn that into something like that poop place is turning into a cabin or a walkway to a cabin. He was stuck in many ways. I think that's the main criticism. by Bob Ross is like that, well, I mean, it's just spruce trees and snowy mountain tops and a happy little cabin with a walkway to it.

I mean, he did that for years. Mieke drew, she could have drawn, like a look at the poop emoji, like. a drawbridge or something, okay, now go to London, get inspired like Paul Simon did. I'm gonna go crazy. The Bob Ross double-decker bus. I would like to have seen a Bob Ross double decker bus. Austin Green. Yes, I want some green. Now you do, I mean, think about it, a Bob Ross double-decker bus you want green, oh, that's a good thing, man, you won't bring nostrils. I bet you those things are starting to come out. I bet you Bob Ross is like painting all these things that his family has Eddie that PBS didn't publish, they say no, we want more trees and happy accidents.

I don't want no double-dipped Bob Ross bus, bah-bah-bah, I want a double-decker Bob Ross bus. man, this is beautiful, I'm sure he painted other things, I'm sure he did portraits of his children, it was like my son didn't look like that, but he's actually prettier than my son, you know, the portraits They are dangerous, never get a friend to paint a portrait of your child because they won't remain your friends it's like my child is this ugly, okay, it's impressionistic, okay, yeah, okay, are you ready for the melting point in them, see, you really want your eyebrows to be dark, yeah, and look what hers are like.

They're at an angle, it's like a barn, the roof of a barn and that's the barn technique, give it a little toughness, yeah, yeah, I feel like I could get into this. I think you could too. I think you would be gay. Leave me out of this. I'll be a hairstylist and I'll be a makeup artist in another life, okay you're ready, time to blend, relaxing part, this is the part people should pay for the blender. I know I call this the blender. I know I'm happy mixing all these things. I did it, I didn't do it intentionally, I did it, I just did it and now I'm mixing it up, but they are happy things that I did and I'm going to keep doing them and look at what I did. there I made a little Dukey emoji and you know how some people might be, why would you do that?

I'm just saying because I can and because I did it and you can too, and that's the beautiful thing about making art on people's faces, is that you can. Can you do what you want, how you want and with whom you want? And you know, the interesting thing about my technique is that most of the time, when I'm done, you look like Silver Surfer again. All of that, so I think the point is that she fact was no matter what you do,

contouring

, when you're done blending it, you just look like a corpse, yeah.