Christmas Battle 2

Hello, my name is Karen and it's Christmas Eve. You can purchase the new Karen Plushie and Battle Squad Glasses at Battlesquad.com. Well, hello friends, my tree has the best decorations, here we have pizza. Dinosaur nuggets. We can't forget the candy canes. And a McFlurry on top! This year I bought baby burrito decorations. And on top of that, a big, fat, juicy burrito. My Christmas tree has candy canes because they are the only ones that fit in my little robot's mouth. I made a gingerbread house shaped fast food train with dinosaur nuggets. French fries We also carry the beloved double cheeseburger.

And to finish we have a hot and steamy American apple pie! Ha! Paul, yours is even smaller than last time! No, it's not! He is average size! Eric stop joking, you know Paul is sensitive about this. Wow granny! Your gingerbread house is absolutely beautiful. Can I please have one of those cookies? My God, my eye! I can not see anything! I'm blind! Someone help me! Comment your favorite gingerbread house: Eric's Fast Food, Paul's Sour Patch Kids, or Grandma's Cookie House. This year I'm keeping my Christmas list short and sweet. The first thing I want is a hot dog, a piece of toast, female company, hair on my chest...

Watch, sock, magnesium and underwear without skid marks. I'm asking Santa for a Karen plushie, Battle Squad glasses, 200,000 likes on this video, 2 million subscribers, a donkey, and a girlfriend. Good luck with that. What about you, granny? Sneakers, a McFlurry and a new car. The time has come to prepare the Christmas feast! A true chef doesn't need to see anything to cook a good meal. So I'll cook chicken noodle soup blindfolded. First you must add the chicken broth to the entire bottle. And I mean, the whole bottle. Turn the heat to high. Then you add your noodles. I like to use two bags so you have enough for leftovers.

You can't have chicken noodle soup without chicken. Be sure to beat the meat so that it is tender and tender. I like to add a little hot sauce for flavor. Just a little bit, although I'm talking about a drop, maybe two at most and you should be good to go. Make sure you stir it well and then all you need to do is add the lid.... And wait about two hours and you're done. Here is my best Christmas Eve chicken noodle soup. What the hell did you put in that? It looks absolutely...delicious! And for you Karen, your favorite Christmas eggnog.

Hurrah! I love eggnog! Oh yeah, that's so good. Oh my God, I think I'm drunk. And for you, grandma, your favorite homemade cookie cake, enjoy it. It's getting late, we should all go to bed. Don't forget to comment on this video what you want for Christmas. Good night. Santa Claus is coming tonight! It's Christmas! Wow! Wow! It's Christmas! Look at all these gifts! Oh my God! Hey, that's mine, yours is by your tree. A Karen stuffed animal! Battle Squad Goggles! You can purchase your own Battle Squad ringtones at the link below. It comes with these lenses, the clear ones and the black ones for when you're outside.

Pork buns! Sushi! And lightsaber chopsticks! Grandma, I brought you this gift. I saved an entire year of my allowance to buy it. They are shark slippers, try them on to make sure they fit. Wow, those look great on you, Merry Christmas chocolate balls, Granny! Math homework? Candy cane! Just what I wanted: big, juicy, fat melons! Eric look, I have some melons too! Chocolate! Ooo I wonder what this is. Egg! A burrito launcher! Let's try it, shoot me a juicy burrito. Wow, that's the best Christmas gift ever! A McDouble! Paul, I'll send it to you, you have to try this!

A domino pizza! With candy canes, just what I ordered! Oh my god, an air bottle! You guys can purchase your own air bottle from the link in the video description below. Coconut! Another madman! Deeze nuts! A burrito! Lots of cheeseburgers! The spiciest chip in the world? There is nothing that is too spicy for me. That's hot! It's so hot! A giant gummy bear! OMG, grandma has crispy cookies. Those are my favorites. Can I eat something please? I'm a fat, happy little robot. Wow, a girlfriend! I always wanted one of these. Hey, come back here! A pizza oven!

Grandma, there's a giant gift for you outside, go get it. Flour? Grandma received a new iPhone 15. Make sure you subscribe to Battle Squad. Grandma, can you help me open my stocking? I hope to get something great. Battle Squad glasses, how do I look? What are you waiting for? Come on. Wow, this is sick, whose is it? This is the biggest one I've ever seen! For whom it is? To the winner? We will have to fight. Christmas Battle! Christmas Battle! A safe Christmas gift! I need ammunition! Look at all this ammo! And a baby cheeseburger, finally! A big one.

That? This is tiny! Either way, size doesn't matter. Everything loaded. Now, what I'm going to have to do here is trick Paul. I'll have to set a booby trap to know when he's coming. Mmmm good! And I need the shell to slide it in. Here we go This is too easy. I thought Eric was going to try to booby trap me. Yes, my booby trap worked. Eat this Pipsqueak. No, an ambush! Karen I need a gift Don't worry. I'm on my way Out of ammo Here's your gift. Thanks Karen. I owe you one. No problem. You're going to need all the help you can get.

No, another one of these? Recharging! Eric loves hot chocolate. But let's make it really spicy with this chip that's hotter than a thousand ghost peppers Ohh yeah Ohh this is spicy What was in this? You're not going to do any harm with that tiny little blaster. But, kids, that's why you always wear your Battle Squad eye protection. Get yours under Gingie, grab this Rival blaster and annihilate Eric. Now go! Court. I barely made it out of there alive There's only one way to take out the Gingerbread Man And he's with milk Granny Hey Gingie! Do you have milk?

You're my prisoner now Gingie. You will be useful later. No, Gingie didn't survive. Karen, bring me another gift. Arriving hot. Here's another treat, Paul An Elf on a Shelf. Now look at this Elf on the Shelf. Elf, reporting for duty, take this and make Eric pay for what he did to Gingie Popcorn Eric, have you been nice or naughty? Nice? Wrong Out of ammo Karen, get me some firepower. Here you go, Eric. Hopefully this helps Baked Beans. I'm going to spend it. She wakes up. Where I am? Shut up Look at me Who do you work for?

Are you ready to cooperate? You will never break me. You may not break. But your good friend Gingie, I don't care? Ohh really? Then you don't mind if I cut off another leg. Hey? I'm going to do it. I'm going to cut off his arm. Stop, Paul sent me here. I work for him but I'll do whatever you want. Well, now you work for me. Destroy Paul and report back once you're done with Max, look at that stupid idiot stuffing his fat face. We need to get him out of here. Give him something to throw on.

Now go to the Perfect Plan. Let's get started. It's about time you showed up. Hey, I was eating that. And you're supposed to be on my side. I don't work for you anymore. I work for Eric. Now eat this. The work is done. Great job, Elf. Now go back to the shelf. If I win. Now it's time to open all my gifts Hello Mr. Grinch, give us back our gifts What? Don't tell me what to do, fat man, Robo Pig. Please do not hurt me. No, this place is trashed. And all the gifts are gone. Only one person could have done this.

The... the... the Grinch Get your furry hands off me. Please stop. I'm too young to die. The Grinch stole all our presents. And he's beating Karen. Grandma, she go revive Paul. Wow, I'm alive! And fresh cookies thanks Granny Bro, what's up? And why are you dressed like a pizza guy? Alright brother, listen. The Grinch stole all our presents. I'm dressed as Pizza Man. I'm going to take him out into the open and we'll wipe him out once and for all. Come down, good luck. Thanks brother. Hi Max, do you want a stick? Go get pizza, I'm the pizza guy.

I have a very spicy pepperoni pizza for you, Mr. Grinch. That's gross. Now get lost, kid. What happened? I didn't want the pizza. And it's scary That's because the Grinch likes glass Broken glass, my favorite Now use this to finish off the Grinch I'm the terminator Say hello to my little friend Ohh, she didn't run out of ammo I knew this burrito cannon would come in handy She's ready to blow up the Grinch, Karen left, she's broken. I know who can fix it. Fix Karen, please. Yes, sir, Karen is as good as new. Thanks for fixing me.

Merry Christmas to all. Let's share it. I hope you enjoyed the video. Merry Christmas and happy holidays. Watch our other videos and enjoy a day full of burritos. Comment below if you like eating fatty and juicy burritos like I do.