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s, let's talk about that mythical good day, last call everyone, the final leg of our tour is happening now, it's a musical comedy tour, we will be in Albuquerque, Phoenix, Sacramento and Valley Center, California in the next few days and we want to see you there so get your tickets at rhettandlink.com/store and spicy sweet food as it turns out the possibilities are truly endless until they're gone but that won't happen today because we have a punch swap program, stop it, flippity-flop on a new food swap crunchy and chewy foods it's time for chewy foods crunchy vs. crunchy chewy foods with what we like, which will cause a spill A few weeks ago we published a series of crunchy chewy foods vs crunchy chewy food showdowns and you voted for the ones you decided which one you thought we'd like more now if you want to get in on that kind of thing you should follow us on Instagram now let's find out if we were right and the prize at stake is for you.

Yes, you will get one point for each round. Most of you guessed correctly. They correctly predicted what we will prefer. If you get three or more points, we will give you a recognition. haiku in good mythical more and if you don't get three right, we will post a photo of us holding a loser potato on our Instagram and each of you must create a sad face emoji on that photo identifying yourself as the loser potato, that's okay, now let's go to go in and crunch, okay, we start with the most essential chewy, crunchy things we can imagine: bubblegum and Cheetos, look at those Cheetos, let's save them for a second because I can't. imagine what a chewy Cheeto will be like like crunchy gum, you won't have to imagine it in a second link, let's go with this, so Wrigley's rap is that Wrigley's jars are that reckless enthusiasm that comes in the game.

I'm going to just put it in my mouth like I would a stick of gum, which I normally take all of, oh my gosh, my mind is confused because my body is telling me to swallow, but my mind is telling me no, no, don't you dare Oh. you can't do it anymore try it for rights reasons that's right mm-hmm um it's like eating a peppermint it's okay if I eat it because I'm eating it yeah do whatever you want um still gum though yeah, it's the whole stick yeah, eventually it becomes chewy, oh god yes it still turns into gum which is not complete.

I quite like it, yes, it's nice, it's like eating fossilized food. um, I don't know if that was ever the case until now, but I quite like it. We have to eat Cheetos, okay, my God, they're so long, it's like a gummy worm. What we do is we mix the Cheetos and then we mash them with a little bit of rice flour essentially to make a cheeto mochi and then. We top it with cheddar cheese dust um it really

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buds like it, but my mind, um, can you joke about not? being able to joke about something because I think that's what just happened.

I think that's okay, that's okay, yeah, oh, that's not okay, I'm sorry, that's not okay, but when you said mochi, that actually gives me a filter through which I can enjoy it even more, my Qi filter. because when you say gummy that implies like a candy, but mochi can become tasty right in your mouth, so we have to choose. I'm going through a very difficult time. I don't think it's ever been so clear to me. Yes, I have to think this is a little unpleasant it was surprising there is nothing unpleasant about crunchy gum I think this is surprising it is innovative it tastes amazing and I like soft things this finally turns into bubblegum this is something completely new that I'm totally enjoying it, it's okay, if you feel it that strongly, I don't feel it that strongly, I like them both, we can go with Cheetos, but it makes it difficult, let's see what the mythical beasts had to say about it.

The mythical beasts were also pretty divided, but 54% of them thought they would like crunchy gum, hmm I know it all came down to the wire and it's up to me, but they were wrong. Okay, let's take a little trip to the mall food court and bite into a crispy cinnamon roll and a new item at the Taco Bell food court the supreme chew wrappers no, is this in a bag of plastic? Do I have to remove all of this or is the item just a wrapper of all the items I'm trying to collect upstairs oh no, is it okay to eat?

Yeah, have fun, you know, you'll see pictures of deep sea creatures like lying limp on a beach like a slimy fish, yeah, it's like, well, you know it's actually beautiful when it's down there. but then when it's Oh, everyone's so good, right, oh God, look at that cross section, let me go to another extreme. Oh wow, you know what some people here can't chew anymore. You told my toothless people. Taco Bell for toothless people. the toothless menu i got chipmunk nuts because it's unpleasant to hold the first 90% was unpleasant what was swallowed was just like i think i just talked about it makes it easier to swallow if i was willing to do that you have it covered in gel a damn taco, it's actually Vietnamese rice paper rolls, oh look at this, yeah, suck it, I guess a soggy spring roll, look at this, it's Laird Laird Hamilton, now we're doing this again, it's just when it's When it's hard, yes, yes, this will be. well this would be good just ah ah it's my heart is it on the menu without teeth? this is all the teeth menu Cinnamon teeth menu ah yes, still a broken incisor, you have to be careful.

It's basically a cinnamon crouton, a little dry once it's rehydrated. it's 800 it's nice, it's nice, it's actually more like a cookie, yeah, there's no way we're doing this right. I recommend it for you guys, you know a certain crowd, but I think we prefer the crispy, crunchy cinnamon roll. What do you think? 76% of mythical beasts thought they would like crunchy Cinnabon better. Yes they did it. It is so obvious. Why do we do it at the most important meal of the day? Breakfast, which we like the most, crispy pancakes. Our good captain: crispy pancakes. Hey hey.

Hey, hey, what are you doing, this is my thing, sorry, yeah, yeah, you gotta have something good, man, right there, okay, here's a spoon, mix it in, oh my God, Italy, it looks like macaroni with cheese, you know, that's what I would think. I was little and thinking so sad, sad tomorrow, I saw that wrong, now we're done, the taste you have specifically, I heard you complain specifically that Captain Crunch hurt your palate, did that hurt your palate? We know Brett, you're right, it's safe. it's the safest Cap'n Crunch experience I've ever had, but that's okay, they're not great crispy pancakes, oh my gosh, so is the butter, yes, it's actually dehydrated butter in malt dextran and it's actually syrup of maple that's just been reduced to its hard candy form, I like that stuff, the Canadians just heat it right up, oh yeah, they do a lot of stuff there, yeah, but they're nice about it so they get away with it.

Did you mean this syrup looked like? like the east coast, yeah, I can see little Chesapeake Florida down there, okay, I'm going to put my bag of dehydrated butter in there now I think about it again, I don't want to break a tooth. Uh oh, wow, you're kind of crunchy. things to immediately turn it into a sweet, you know, I'm saying yeah, like a stroopwafel mm-hmm, like you could eat it like a crunchy stroopwafel. This is not a stroopwafel family, it's like an American version. I bet you this can work. a long distance until you have to achieve that first I'm going to go a distance until that I'm going to be heavier maybe yes there is something funny there is something funny about this this I'm losing my ear Oh, what did it have a microphone?

I hate a microphone hopefully it was on so we'll vote for pancakes because it's just folks well this could work a little danger it's very useful yeah you could cut yourself but I think it's a lot better than these things boring, why? Don't we think 69 percent of mythical beasts would prefer crispy pancakes? Yes, you guys are back to normal. Yes, you two out of three could win a prize and finally we have a crispy shrimp cocktail with crunchy cocktail sauce versus one. of the crunchiest fruits ever, vegetables, celery in chewy form. I don't even know where to start with this.

This is strange. It's the green goo. It's actually a celery flavored gummy that we've encased the celery in to give it that chewy texture. Okay, you want to start here, sure it looks a little simpler, it looks like a dead green bean and then how did you get it to be chewy? So we park it and then dehydrate it to draw out some moisture, but keep the fibers, lady, you're dripping, do you like celery without peanut butter and a little bit of dipping it in something, oh gosh, I don't like this very much, there's a little bit of sweet, yeah, a little bit, um, but then it's mostly just celery, it actually takes away a little bit of the edge of the celery, you think it's so it's got a lot of edge, yeah, celery is one of the swee

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fruits. bold oh my gosh you know what could be worse because as a person who doesn't like to try celery when you say it's better than regular celery are you doing it?

Yeah, look, there you have it, we did better. It feels like candy in Tokyo or a song. I just wanted to hear it today and it's dried shrimp so it was actually fried and then dried. and then refried variety trying to make refried onions which today thank you should be eaten whole because it's all crunchy you could also eat the tail exactly how you do it oh so you'll want to mix the pop rocks with the cocktail sauce for us with the leftovers wow, look you hear it's an experience, yeah wow this is something you knew was going to happen, no he said you need to mix it up, oh I like my food. for me and I feel like I might be dealing with this for a while, yeah, like tonight, like you know, it'll still be in your mouth, something in your throat, yeah, like a guy Shep Chard, I'll tell you, Josh, this one is a cup full of fun. but it's a mouth full of nasty stuff, yeah you know your grip once you try to eat it.

I'm not voting for this, what do you say, sailor? I have sailed mini by mini in a sea, but I am reaching a celery port, yes. Alright guys, can you do haiku for the loser potato? 78% of mythical beasts thought they would like crispy shrimp cocktail. This is a fun little outing. Go to our Instagram where you can see yourself and be represented as a loser dad that makes sense comment that you deserve it great job guys thanks for liking comment and subscribing you already know what time it is hello my name is Jo I'm from your cousin Mexico and this It's the first time I've had cinnamon crunch toast and they're the ones that make the wheel of mythology spin hey, hey, it's like you're right, that's good.

I'm glad we were here for such a monumental occasion. Click the link above to watch us find out which chip has the most satisfying crunch and the most good myth, and if I'm not wearing the tape at the gala Dee is going to land why complicate things just head to the mythical dotcom and buy the mythical minimalist set