Chelsea Handler Goes Off the Rails While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot OnesFeb 27, 2020
oh uh, what do you take for this almond milk? Hey, what's going on for everyone? First we celebrate. I'm Sean Evans and you're watching hot videos. It's the show with hot questions and even spicier
wings. Today we are joined by Chelsea Handler. a hot whoa whoa Sally, she is one of the most successful television hosts in the world, she is a writer, producer, actress, and a New York Times bestselling author of many times talking about her latest book, life will be the death of me in you two, will be released on April 9 followed. for 20 to date comedy tour
handlerwelcome to the show thank you so much thank you for having me i appreciate you coming i have a bad history with chicken
wingsso i wanted to come and face it i mean i like it
spicybut i mean no i don't know what it's going to happen now here i mean i don't know what kind of y'all know they're going to throw at me but i'm ready for it alright
spicyvery light mm-hmm so comedy that's full of weird origins stories, but i've never heard of anyone going on their start in DUI class how was that click for you?
You liked to make people laugh a lot in the classroom. It gave you the confidence to try stand-up. Yeah, I had a DUI when I was 21 and it scared me straight. what to do sorry, but my punishment. I had to go to this DUI school where you go one night a week and they teach you how to avoid getting more DUIs, but the avoidance isn't really necessarily to stop drinking, it's like what you say. a cop when you get pulled over and i'm like they're letting us keep drinking and driving so we don't get caught and then everyone at some point had to get up and tell their story and i was like i didn't want to speak in public i was so embarrassed finally the Last day he got up and told his story and I started telling everyone the story of how I called copper racist we were both white I had my sister's ID she was wearing so I had even more trouble and it was great how people started to laugh and they were howling and I didn't get off the stage.
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I'm like this is fun and then people like you should stand up and that's how I got the guts to do it yeah I mean it's good it's definitely A lot spicier than the last one in your Chelsea series is there a episode where you eat this six-course pot-infused meal? great Luke, thanks for bringing that up and I know it's from one of my books. I said I spend a lot. I mean pot-infused dinner. That's complicated because you're high for three or four days. I woke up the next day and I had to shoot something and it wasn't right like I hadn't been right in the head for a
whileand your eyes are like mongrel you know you're kind of not quite awake um and I once had a facial with marijuana I didn't accidentally request it the woman just assumed I wanted I made one and she wasn't wrong but I wasn't right after that so there's something about marijuana putting it in your system like when I'm poor it's different it's different so the facial and the edibles the edibles food was just i overdosed that's why microdosing is so important i think because i don't want to feel like that i just want to have a little you know take the edge off i want everyone to be a little less annoying where does this come from?
I went skiing last week to Colorado ok speaking of which I have a very bad windburn and my lips are very chapped so this is also exceptional you know what is such a poetic transition to my next question why ski it's something we don't talk about enough in the hot
onesand it's something quote love what are the logistics of taking the chairlift when you're famous like you engage in that small chairlift talk or just hide behind your helmet and goggles and wait you get to the top and i reckon well one time i was on a chairlift and i think i was in whistler maybe and i was just talking about this guy at lunch she said something and the guy next to me says it's you
handlersays me he He says I know the way you say idiot and I said yes thanks I'm Chelsea Handler.
I definitely engage in small talk about sharing laughs. I like it and then for a seasoned drinker there are a few things that keep the romance going. off the slope, socialize, can you close your eyes and describe your ideal? A pristine environment with as much detail as possible. Yes, lots of attractive men. I like them. I want. I need it. because i'm looking for a boyfriend now i'm ready to be in a relationship and i think this is the place to announce it and i think this is the place to announce it i need someone who has a life and is a great skier ok that's both and i dont want them to be a ski guide i dont allow them to ski in their spare time and then they have some business they are in that is outside of skiing it could be anything almost anything are you concerned about climate change in relation to the shortening of the ski season or is it too big?
Concern to begin with when you talk about environmental issues, yes, that sounds like a stupid thing to say. I don't think about climate change in relation to skiing, as this year, for example, is a great ski season. of snow in all states so it can work both ways as you're warming up, yes that's how the game works. I almost swallowed my tongue. It was like it shook me. where is our front? yes long island so is the long island wing or is it all sauces are they local we get wings from all over the country ok and how do you get them? who is your source? the wing lover have you always had wings or is it just that you know we were just trying to solve a problem it's like talk shows celebrity talk shows are boring and how do you make them not my father do you have an opinion on the the status of celebrity talk shows like the late night format fails its audience or that position is a bit over the top no i think there is an audience i mean people like that stuff it's what you like no I love interviewing celebrities you know what I mean I've been doing it for ten years so it's not my favorite thing to do I'd rather talk to a real person do I? it's always fake so my problem is a lot with a lot of those interviews you have to be fake and it's just not my game you haven't had a sip of your milk yet not yet I'll feed you after I catch you I'll nurse you after it's okay.
Some people eat b
oneslike you. I just took a bite. Bone, that's why I'm Santa. I just want other people to do it too. I accidentally chewed on a bone. that grammar we do a deep dive and i guess instagram puts out interesting pictures that need more context so i'll get out the laptop show you the picture tell me the biggest story does that sound good? a trance glass of milk i went like his first glass of milk in a
whileit's almond milk so it's like milk you know what i mean isn't this is the era of miss new jersey chelsey he well i did miss teen new jersey and they told me i need to lose 15lbs i was like 14 or 15 so i lost 15lbs as you can see in the picture i went to this other contest and the guy was a total scammer like i fucked everyone because my parents paid like three grand. to get into the contest you take all these classes and as you know you have to learn to dance and be talented do your hair like this and then there was never any contest so my parents ended up like the fire festival exactly right and one last fun cause i was with my parents here you are screaming. a guy for wearing a robe in a restaurant remember this lecture?
I'm Jim Whistler and a guy came up and asked me for a photo with him and I said no you're in a restaurant in your robe sorry he just burped you're in a restaurant in your robe you can't ask me for a photo you're inappropriate like your balls are underneath and where the food is a body nearby and look at him trying to defend himself we finally took the picture you doubled up on that i just said listen this is your morning i hope i never see you down south again man do more for you chelsea what was the most majestic animal you you saw on safari mary mccormack and charlize are uh and charlize are his mom and my cousin molly are in that picture yeah um being on safari is like the best our experience up there was skiing without the activity you could look those animals for hours it's beautiful i mean the elephants and the mat like you see how big they are and how protective they are there it's just beautiful hey i might. sit there and watch a lion sit there for two or three hours so you know you bring your cocktails in the car, they make you these little lunches and you get shitty face while you're like a zoo yeah it's a good vibe yeah , totally and then one more for you Chelsea, this is a classic Chelsea Handler thirst trap, can you give me one?
I know you have a point um I don't know it's very it's a complicated topic to say women aren't allowed to be topless when you guys can walk around my house words everywhere bugs yeah why our nipples aren't available like why It's okay or not for us to be topless because the worst is sexual like why was I coming back on my own too. I had a boyfriend who made fun of my breasts, good for being too big and when we broke up, that's when I started my topless rampage. because i had another guy like these are great you know?
I'm like you know what they're cool he and my boyfriend I had for a couple of years it was like your boobs are too big they're not they're not fancy. I'm classy so when we broke up that was my ID is that you yeah that was my coming out party and you know my boobs are amazing so I'm glad you're
eatingyour steak cause I feel like I'm
eatingmore than you I'll go bite-by-bit with your Chelsea competition, but I'm just curious, well you brought it up in a semi-confrontation. Hmm, you know, do you feel challenged?
I'm not even serious. I don't know why people like it when people say: oh you're a or you're a you know intimidating or I'm scared of you how you talk about I hear you talk I understand now I'd rather talk myself I understand when you left chelsea lately one of the notes you came out was that you were happy not to have to worry about what the Kardashians were up to from time to time or know all the headlines and tabloids, but I'm curious now, do you experience any of the same exhaustion with this news cycle from 24 hours every day is Armageddon?
I hate it, but there is a constant diet of news. I think it's reading the news to stay informed, so you're not an idiot. I don't want to be misinformed. I want to know what's going on, but I don't want to be angry. all day good and i know i have the tools to do that i got up i meditate i meditate in headspace i have never been the way i was like meditation i am so sick of people talking about mindfulness meditation cut to which was more than a nest of vipers to navigate 2000s pc culture vs what you know like twitter woke up er is ok same or is there something distinguishable well i mean right now we're in a pc phase too , you know, everyone does with me too and times go by like everyone wants to be an ally and an advocate or not everyone does but I mean you know most people in Hollywood are trying to do the right thing and it's like it's Tricky you don't mean the wrong thing I just filmed a documentary for Netflix about white privilege and you don't know I offended a million people they're filming that every day I was getting in trouble for asking tough questions It is, but instead of looking at it as a hindrance, I'm just trying to look at it as a better understanding that we're in a period of over-correcting, I think and I hope because we have to correct the behavior properly, so it's hard to finally get the car.
Find this out soon I really like garlic that's too bad oh that's spicy mm-hmm isn't it nice hot or is it like it's offensive garlic isn't saving it for you no no it's not like the roof of my mouth hurts i'll finish it even though i have to finish it you win you know you don't have to the rules here i would like some rules i like the parameters yeah so i want it to be like the most awkward and comfortable interview ha ha with that being said if you they like rules, people seem to respect people who try their hardest. that's right, thanks for the people, yes, it's burning, yes, in your book, life will regret, sorry. in your book, life will be my death, you open the curtain on this self-exploration of a year, first things first, the photoshopped cover or your ciaochao so well behaved they can just sit there for the photograph no my dogs don't walk out there, they sit there and it's not photoshopped, I mean, I'm sure it's photoshopped on my face and stuff, but not the dogs that my dogs are kind of.
I have two Chows and they. part child they are part rottweiler which I found out when I became their 23andme I don't want a rottweiler they will be with me if necessary but they prefer my cleaning lady Miguel and so when she leaves every day at like 4:00 o 5:00 they sit at the door and look out the window and then to9 or 10 when I go up to my room I have to put them both on a leash bring them to my room as prisoners and put them there. Did you visit a shaman this year? No, I did it a couple of years ago for a special.
I took ayahuasca, which I also wrote about because it was an amazing experience and I would recommend it. for anyone who can handle it how to really freak it out how is that how is that different from mushrooms mushrooms are happier like laughter in my experience ayahuasca was more like you see this fast forward pale shuffle of your life and you're not in it so I i watched as a girl running on the beach with my sister playing with our dog i had forgotten i had her son like every memory is real and it's somewhere in your psyche and you just let it out and it gives you this overwhelming kind of that you feel loved like it's not like ecstasy where you want it's like you feel overwhelmed by your emotions because in my case it was my sister but a lot of people feel sorry for their spouse or their child you know I don't have those so that I have to find love somewhere else, okay, what is this red? oh yes it is to discuss especially there is too much this is the bomb.
Oh oh dear yeah this is where people come to salat yeah why are rappers the best talk show guests? Guest List It's clear we love hip-hop artists too, but I don't think it's unfair to say they're by far the last guests. Has that ever posed a logistical challenge for you or your crew? Oh, what do you take for this almond milk? I do not can. I'm trying to think. about something else, yeah I don't know what to do, okay Chelsea, yeah, I mean, can I have some Vaseline for my lips, do we have some Vaseline in the building?
I was on P Diddy mm-hmm he was three hours late let's meet you at the Spice oh uh-huh okay I'm going to take a break from the blings I'm trying to ask you a question I'm on 50 cents obviously everyone knows I dated him or something sometimes some people don't. My mat would be great but 57 was so late for my show when I had a mom she sent me some because I yelled I didn't want to make it I was like you're irresponsible and blah blah and he'd send me flowers every day and fill my office with flowers like hundreds of bouquets and finally and I thought I better have sex with this guy because I mean how am I going to make it stop?
I mean, I mean, right? I waited, I didn't see it and I thought I'm going to approach this differently because I didn't want to have to sleep with me, you know, so I waited, I just yelled at the camera during the interview and stuff. I felt very satisfied oh I don't know if I can I don't know if I can eat more yeah what happens now if I don't I just can't handle it and I can't talk so maybe that's the goal here to make me shut down mouth this is like if you want to get up this is what etiquette should be if you want to grab an edible that is going to knock you down it should also look like a bomb you know?
That's where you can't get mad at it don't eat me it's basically what the label says what do you want me to take another bite I mean since our communication is really slowing down I feel h Here I'm still connected are you so connected? mm-hm I'm wired to stop eating these wings, but if you need me, I will. I really respect that and I know you're right now, yeah, well what? is that certain point, yeah I know Beyonce was into whatever, when she had a tipping point, what was that movie or song? and then what happens on the mountain I die on top of the peak you know I don't care I don't know the exaggeration because I don't care that you do that sometimes well I go for a hike yeah no I don't think I'd go for a hike when did you do it?
How do you know what I'm doing? because you know I do a lot of things I do a lot of reading about you know I don't like hiking in LA I don't think the views are that nice here yes I'm in a great location I'll hike a I like South Africa they have this thing called lion head and i did that hike you didn't do that yeah i made it to the top. you, you take your job seriously, oh thank you Chelsea, well, I mean, you're welcome. in let's turn the page. It was clear you know it means to get the chicken back and just not deal with you oh well so hot yeah that's hot mm-hmm a different kind of hot.
I don't know what's behind you. the scenes, but there's a lot of great press about what an amazing boss you are. Is it true that when you're in Chelsea? Lately you had set up scholarship funds for the employees, babies we work with. I've heard bad things about me, really yes I'm a, you know I'm difficult. It's just that I'm I don't know I knew bad things but you always hear those things I don't know You never hear the good things or maybe you just don't listen to the good things so I'm glad I mentioned that yeah I got them College was more for kids huh?
Do you think HR departments became too focused on discouraging office romance? Yeah, first of all, well, there should be no bullying. in a relationship between them I also feel that people if they need to get high to be at work they do it as long as you are responsible and want to do if you want to have to be you know to have a cocktail in the middle of the day you should also be able to do that if you can act responsibly, it's people who abuse a situation and think they are in a position of power and can harass someone which is totally unacceptable and I think a lot of us don't realize how much they were happening everywhere in every world you know until this meet you move happens, I think it's made us all look at ourselves and say, okay, this behavior is not acceptable, you can't touch people on their bodies, it's not received well, some people don't have a problem with it. and some people do so you just have to operate with the fact that everyone is going to disagree with it and behave so it's a good thing that i don't have a tv show i probably have lawsuits against me that i never have done. anything sexually inappropriate well that's not true i probably have done that too i don't know i'm inappropriate as a general rule so i just have to keep it to myself for a while ok chelsea it's actually tracy i feel so stupid yeah I know it's Tracy this is the last touch Tracy we call it the last touch because it's a tradition here to put a little more on the last wing you don't have to do it if you don't want to I won't do anything that's right I'm sorry could you see what happened there, yes, yes, interrupt?
Good luck cheers Cheers Chelsey Tracy whatever your name is there where I didn't put the sauce I won't put it on the food it just comes out of my mouth I told you guys I was going to have a good time Chelsea Handler here we are at the end of our journey and we've played a lot today but one thing we haven't touched on yet is you're some kind of guru on self improvement and you're not and always committed to turning the page the next day on dabomb always improving so now that you've got the hot sauce running down your veins the wings of death like a truth serum eroding that now nonexistent meter chelsea handler has can you give people? there, viewers chart a path to becoming an adult, such as what's worth trying and what's not worth wasting time on.
That's funny. You mentioned that because I'm reading this book it's called essentialism and it's about cutting all the clutter out of life and focusing on doing two really great things instead of eight mediocre things so by not doing my show and taking the year to write a book to film a documentary I feel like the quality has increased so I would advise anyone to stop saying yes to everything and focus on the things that you really want to excel at for me is being a badass skier and being a great writer well if tracie handler says that then you'll know it's the truth and you'll see ten wings up ten wings down and now there's nothing left to do but roll out the red carpet for you Chelsea Handler this camera this camera this camera let people know what you're going through in your life i have a new book called life will be my death and i'm going to a nearby town i'm doing a sit-down comedy tour with invites two celebrities in each city that will interview me on stage so they can get their tickets to live nation com and then i have a documentary coming out in the summer on netflix fun ready let's go car bloods together i would spit this out. out but we know what that looks like so thanks thanks for watching hey whats going on you hot fans this is Sean Evans checking in from the Museum of Curiosities with a very exciting sauce update if you haven't subscribed to the monthly subscription of the hot ones. box April is the month to do it, well first of all the limited edition label but second of all because this box will have three hot sauces that have never been tried before never released never seen before until this month, they are all made with hot sauce. manufacturers that have appeared before in the hot ones, that's right, three bottles of hot sauce that no one has seen before, no one has tasted before, no one has touched until you reach into that box, pull it out, and put it in your chicken wrap Cesar for the first time it's April subscription box three bottles thirty dollars plus a limited edition sticker who's watching you we
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