Chelsea Handler Goes Off the Rails While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

pleasant. It's like it's an offensive. Garlic doesn't save. It's for you no no it's not like my palate hurts I'll finish it even though I have to finish each way you know it's not necessary what are the rules here I would like some rules that I like I need parameters Yes, I want it to be like the interview more uncomfortable and comfortable, that being said, if you like rules, people seem to respect people who put in the effort for the

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, you know it really was like that, thanks for the people you meet, aha. Yes, it's because of the oh, it's burning, yes, in your book, life will be like this, the me that you brought out, sorry, I'm sorry.

I interrupted you, go away again, do you like the way I'm directing this? I like it I like it take the wheel take the wheel take the wheel Chelsea so in your book life will be the death of me you pull back the curtain on this year- long self-exploration the first thing is the Photoshopped cover or your child is so well behaved that he can just sit there for the photograph no, my dogs aren't around, they sit there and it's not airbrushed, I mean I'm sure they Photoshop on my face and stuff, but not the dogs, my dogs are a little bit.

I have two chows and they are part chow, they are part rottweiler, which I found out when I got their 23 and ended up, oh my mother, no. They don't want a rottweiler, they will be with me if they have to, but they prefer my cleaning lady to be my bell, so when she leaves every day at four or five, they sit at the door and look out the window and then at nine or ten. o'clock when I go up to my room I have to put them both on a leash bring them to my room like prisoners and put them there Did you visit a shaman this year?

No, I did it a couple of years ago for I especially took ayahuasca, which I also wrote about because it was an amazing experience and I would recommend it to anyone who can stand to really freak out about what is that? How is it different from mushrooms? Mushrooms are more cheerful like laffy on my ayahuasca experience was more like you see this ipad shuffle of your life and you're not in it so I saw myself as a little girl running on the beach with my sister playing with our dog that I had forgotten that we had like For a child, every memory is real and it's somewhere in your psyche and you just let it out and it gives you that overwhelming feeling of love, like it's not ecstasy when you want it, it's like you You felt overwhelmed by your emotions. because in my case it was my sister, but many people feel it for their spouse or her child.

You know, I don't have them, so I have to find love somewhere else. Okay, what is this red? Yeah, oh, that's just cute, this is too

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. this is too much this is the bomb mm-hmm oh oh dear yes yes this is where people go yes why rappers make the best talk show guests you know why it's too

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that's too spicy it's wild if you look our guest list is Clearly we love hip-hop artists too, but I don't think it's unfair to say that they are by far the last guests to ever pose a logistical challenge to you or your team, oh oh What do you drink with this almond milk?

I can't, I'm trying to think of something else, yeah, I don't know what to do. You're okay, Chelsea, yeah, I mean, I have. Can I have some Vaseline for my lips? Do we have Vaseline in the building? Ah, but rappers. He's late yeah and I was yeah once I knew who p diddy was um he was three hours late come on ah seal the spice oh okay I'll take a break from the guys and try to answer your questions. flirting with 50 cent obviously everyone knows i dated him or maybe some people don't and that would be cool but 50 cent was so late to my show when i had a mom she sent me some because i yelled at her when she got there and I was like you're irresponsible and blah blah and he sent me flowers every day and he filled my office with flowers like hundreds of bouquets of flowers and I finally thought I better have sex with this guy because I mean, how am I?

I'm going to make it stop, you know what I mean, right, e.g. Diddy came on my show and he was so nasty and so late and I got mad at him on the show. I waited, didn't see it, and thought, "I'm leaving." approach this differently because I didn't want to have to sleep with p diddy too, you know what I mean, so I waited and I just yelled at him on camera during the interview and that felt very satisfying, I don't know if I don't know if I can eat more? Yes, what happens now? No, I just can't stand it and I can't talk, so maybe that's the point.

If you want to get up, yeah, that's what etiquette should be like, if you want to take an edible that's going to knock you down, it should look like a bomb too, you know? That's where you can't get mad at it, no. Don't eat me that's basically what the label says What do you want me to do? Take another bite. I mean, our communication is really decreasing. I feel like I'm still connected here. I'm still connected. I am wired to not continue

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, but if you need me too, I will respect it a lot and I know you are in this moment.

Yeah, well, what is this tipping point? Yeah, I know Beyonce was into whatever. When was she at a turning point? What was that movie? or the song turn turn turn I think it was bonnie tyler but it's like you're so close to the top of the mountain and then what happens on the mountain I die on the top of the peak you know I don't care I don't know there's no real right and it's always like, "Oh, you could accomplish something, climbing like I'm not exaggerating because I don't care, sometimes you hike, well, I hike, yeah, no, I don't think I hike." When did you know how you know what I'm doing?

Because you know I do a lot. I read a lot on YouTube. No, no, I don't like hiking in Los Angeles. I don't think the views are good. How nice here, yeah, if I'm in a great location, I'll hike to South Africa, they have something called lion's head, right, and I did that hike, you did that, yeah, you made it to the top and it was a beautiful place. beautiful, that's where, like oh wow, yeah, you really do your research, wow, that's interesting, good for you, you take your job seriously, oh, thanks, Chelsea, well, you're welcome, I know, okay.

I'm going to let this play out. It's okay because I tried and I don't want to deal with it, let's move on, turn the page, I just wanted to do it straight, you know what I mean, stick the chicken in and not even chew it properly, no. It's very hot, yes it's hot, a different kind of hot, I don't know what you have working behind the scenes but there's a lot of great press about how amazing you are, is it true that when you're at Chelsea lately you had set up scholarship funds? to the employees, babies that you worked with, I did that, yeah, that's funny, I only hear bad things about me, really, I'm a, you know, I'm difficult, that's, um, uh, I don't know. anything bad, but you always hear those things, I don't know, you never hear the good things or maybe you just don't hear the good things, so I'm glad you brought that up.

Yeah, I got them a lot in college, bro. Kids, do you think human resources departments focus too much on discouraging office romances? Yes, first of all, there should be no harassment. I believe that people should be allowed the freedom, as adults, to engage in a relationship with each other. I also feel that people If they need to get high to be at work, do it as long as you are responsible and want to do it, if you want to have a cocktail in the middle of the day you should be able to do that too. If you can act responsibly, it's people who abuse a situation and think they are in a position of power and can harass someone, which is totally unacceptable and I think a lot of us don't realize how much was going on. everywhere. in all the worlds, you know, until this whole metoo movement happened, I think it made us look at ourselves and say, okay, this behavior is not acceptable, I can't touch people on their bodies, it's not welcome, some people don't. problem with that and some people do it you just have to operate with the fact that everyone is going to disagree and behave so it's a good thing I don't have a right tv show because I'd probably have lawsuits against I've never done anything sexually inappropriate, well that's not true, he probably did that too.

I don't know, I'm inappropriate as a rule, so I have to keep it to myself for a

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. Okay, Chelsea, I'm actually Tracy. I feel so stupid, yeah I know it's Tracy so I don't know why this is the last dab. Tracy, we call it the last dab because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing. You don't have to do it if you don't want to I'm not going to do anything I want to do with these that's enough okay okay sorry look what I see what happened there yes yes interrupted that's good luck cheers cheers

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tracy whatever You call it I'll leave it where I didn't put the sauce, I'm going to push you with this last one, the food just flew out of my mouth, I told you that was going to happen, okay Chelsea Handler, here we are, at the end of our trip. and we've touched on a lot of things today, but one thing we haven't touched on yet is that you're some kind of self-improvement guru and you're not an expert at it and you always commit to turning the page the next day. at the bomb always improves itself, so now that you've got the hot sauce coursing through your veins, the wings of death like a truth serum eroding that already non-existent meter that the

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has, can you hit the people, to the viewers, a graph of a path to being an adult I like to know what is worth trying and what is not worth wasting time on, uh, it's funny you mentioned that because I'm reading this book, it's called essentialism and it's about taking all the clutter out of your life and focusing on doing, saying two things really. great thing instead of eight mediocre things, so by not doing my show and taking the year to write a book and film a documentary, I feel like the quality has increased, so I would advise anyone to stop saying yes to everything and get focus on the things that what you really want to excel at for me is being a badass skier and a great writer, well if tracy

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says it then you know it's the truth and look at you 10 chicken wings up 10 chicken wings down and now there's nothing left to do except roll out the red carpet for you chelsea handler this camera this camera this camera let people know what you're going through in your life i have a new book called life will be the death of me and i'm coming to a city nearby I'm doing a comedy tour with famous guests in each city who will interview me on stage so you can get your tickets at livenation.com and then I have a documentary coming out in the summer on Netflix, this is fun. let's gargle together I'd spit it out but we know what it looks like so thank you thank you for watching hey what's going on fans this is Shawn Evans checking in from the museum of curiosities with a very exciting salsa update if you have. you are not subscribed to the monthly hot sauce subscription box, April is the month to do it, why, first, the limited edition sticker, but second, because this box will have three hot sauces that have never been tried before, never been have released and have never been seen until this month. they are all made by hot sauce makers who have previously been featured on hot sauce, that's right, three bottles of hot sauce that no one has seen before, no one has tried before, no one has touched until you reach into that box, take it out and you put it Put it in your chicken Caesar wrap for the first time.

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