CARTOON LOGIC THAT MAKES NO SENSE

Hey guys, when I was a kid and even now, every time I watched movies,

cartoon

s, anything, there was something that made absolutely no

sense

and it really bothered me and, in my mind, I always thought, "Okay, this happened, but that's extremely unrealistic. So I'm going to assume this happened to make myself feel better, so today we'll look at the

logic

of

cartoon

s where a lot of things don't make

sense

. Learn English from an English girl, Tarzan didn't know how to speak. and she will come talking like that. What's your name? Oh, my name is Tarzan. How do you learn to talk like that?

A sponge washing dishes hahaha, well, well, you know, I don't know why she does it like that, take your stupid ass and rub them all over your body. That's what we're made to see. Look at that face, doesn't he look like he has brain cells? Disney

logic

We have Donald Duck here wearing only his shirt No pants or underwear and then he's naked but wait, his butt always. naked Why are you covering it now? I can clearly see what's in the first photo and you walk around him without pants one hundred percent of the time, but now you'll act embarrassed like no, everyone can see how small he is.

This logic is the best. Wait, what do the ducks have under there? What I'm just checking is my insta. OH. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Well now I know why he's covering for it, finding a random dead body in the woods and kissing it. Bruh, what the hell. This is the PG kids version of what some sick people would actually do. I mean, you see a pretty girl lying in the woods alone with a group of dwarves. I mean, what they're going to do, you could just kick it. I don't know, maybe I haven't had my first kiss from him yet.

He says, oh, this is the perfect opportunity. She will never know. She's like dead. I must steal my first kiss! If a shoe fits perfectly. How did she escape? Yes, Cinderella, how did your idiot take it from you and who will lose a shoe and run away? Without picking it up by putting it back first. Girl, is that a ratchet like the one you're running from the FBI? Are you going to leave your shoe there? And did anyone notice that this guy's mustache is in the wrong place? Is this Doug Dimmadome the owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

Not the wrong one. He has the same shape, so we put his nose where his mouth should be, but his mouth is here and his mustache is right here above his mouth on some characters. You just look at them and think: Who designed this? Have you been outside or looked in a mirror and you know, seen what a human being looks like? No, I guess mouths around here. How the hell does this kid put his shirt on? Damn, what the hell? He's literally a triangle, all ass with a triangular head, but am I an acute triangle?

No, bitch, you're obtuse. But, seriously. We have his head growing on this side. That's his nose, and then his neck. The rest of him is surprisingly normal. But yeah, how did he put that shirt on? Because I would like to know that he looks like an upside down coat hanger. Yes No, that's not going to work. What are SpongeBob's sleeves glued to? They are attached to his arms. Duh. Me, I've never liked looking at SpongeBob and I stop to realize that his hands are supposed to be down there outside of his shirt, but they're up here next to his ears.

The man has no neck and now it looks like they are floating and he only has four fingers and no eyebrows. HELP But he's still the happiest boy in Bikini Bottom. Three little pigs have his father hanging on the wall. I wonder if those are the real sausages that they turned his father into or if it's a photo. Look at them having a great time. Don't you live in constant fear that one day there will be someone's breakfast? No, like daddy on the wall as a constant reminder, there is no future for you little pigs. Can we talk about how your head is doing a 180 right now?

He just turns completely around to see them celebrating Christmas before the birth of Christ. Well, then the cavemen, the cavemen came before everything and everyone, they were right after the dinosaurs or Supposedly with the dinosaurs and that's waiting before the time of Jesus. So how are they? celebrating Christmas?! Jesus hasn't even been born, he hasn't even come and gone yet. What do they do and what do they celebrate? You all have candy canes back there too! Decorations on a Christmas tree Yeah, okay, 100% historically accurate He says you're the love of his life, he forgets what you look like, and he has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom.

Oh man, I was desperate, I mean, it couldn't have been love at first sight. He only saw you for a split second. It was like waiting. All these bitches. The same appearance. Which is it? I don't remember. Can you blame the guy he is before they had Instagram? I can't just go on his Insta and say, Yeah, that's the one you're going to put a shoe on everyone's foot. That? Doesn't anyone have the same shoe size as Cinderella? Unless you have big feet or really small feet. Just don't add up. They can not go out. Well, what are you waiting for?

They are smurfs. They're like fools, I'm playing. What are they fools? I don't know. I don't remember if they have a brain. They could easily just walk through those bars, but no, they chill with blueberries and look like asses. Logic! What kind of science is this? Here we have Bubbles dipping her shrimp tempura in soy sauce with chopsticks? How are you going to hold chopsticks with a bump? And it's not even a hand, she has no fingers, SHE'S A NUB. You know us humans, we fight chopsticks with our fingers, but here she is holding it with her knot, how do you do that?

I know magical things, but they are not that magical. What kind of nonsense is this? Unacceptable! Like she's not even holding onto anything? They could have made her eat it with her hands, but no, Cartoon Network started drawing it and then they were like, Wait, that's not how you hold it, fuck it, who cares. I don't get paid enough to do this exact thing. No one in the entire kingdom has the same shoe size. Oh really? Yeah, look, that's exactly what I said. Wow, compared to his hand and her feet. She looks really small So maybe she's like a size four and a half and all these bitches in town have big feet, but seriously, that was so stupid Because what if it fits someone and he likes it yeah, Is that the one you are going to use?

Be my wife I am a wife You get up because your foot fits in this shoe. Damn foot fetishist taken to the next level. She must have exactly this foot size. Raised by jungle apes... How the hell does he shave? Yes, I want to talk nonsense about this Tarzan. You should be very hairy all over, looking like a human Bush. Wait, there's a Disney Prince with a beard, I mean, besides Beast because he has hair everywhere? But no, wait, Tarzan was even a prince? I haven't seen Tarzan and since he was a child I don't remember Forget a Bush.

I should be growing a whole damn tree down there and up here. SpongeBob Physics. Oh, I love some SpongeBob physics because it

makes

absolutely no sense to the point that he pissed me off when he was a kid. So he's in Sandy's dome with a helmet full of water so he can breathe but he's blowing a bubble. How is he? blowing the bubble? What was the air like? Could it even produce air and could it even blow? He has a sponge like you would take a fish out of water. He likes to blow air, but he's not even a fish.

He is a sponge. Okay, that's what logic doesn't even matter at this point. He is a sponge. He throws all logic out the window, it doesn't apply. Do you want to make it clear that two characters are married? Make them look like brother and sister! Yeah, I always wondered why they did this, wait, you know. They are married because they look like brother and sister. No, it's like they've been together long enough to look exactly the same except for one. She has tits. Also, maybe it's like they're attracted to the same type of person, see. What is this?

What kind of creature is this? They are yellow with blue hair. I don't know! Listen to music with your eyes. Well, at this point, they don't even care, they don't even care. How logical it is to draw a pair of headphones on a transparent background. We'll find a way to put it on. Yes, in the middle of your eye, perfect place for headphones so you can listen to your music. I thought crabs had ears, but they like this area on the red part. Wait wait. Mr. Krabs calls him Mr. Krabs but he looks more like a lobster.

Apu's son is growing normally, but Maggie is still a year old for 28 years. Well, there's obviously something wrong with Maggie. She doesn't grow up if she's a baby forever, you know, like Lumpy is a puppy forever. I don't know about Apu's son, I mean, he's growing up. He can build an advanced laboratory equipped with time machines and lasers. He can't build a security system to keep his sister away from him. Yeah, how does that work? How come Didi is always going to waltz into Oh, what button does she do, oh? OOOPS Maybe he secretly wants her to come in and ruin things.

He then creates an unrealistic plot about how she's not going to tell on him. Did she ever tell on him and her parents found out? Gravity won't work until you look down. Yes, it's like running off a cliff. Oh no, I'm floating in the air! But can I float here? Oh shit, and then they die. I'm not really cats, I have nine lives, I find an abandoned cabin, clean it up, man, can you imagine this in real life? There are a lot of animals in an abandoned cabin and it is very dirty. It would be a crack house or something with raccoons in it.

Not all cute animals. Oh, they're going to watch you while you clean. No, they would be like raccoons and rats. Hissen told you running in your dress, and it would be a crack house. So did they have hair or not? I guess not, I guess they are both bald and their skulls were very abnormally shaped. Damn, imagine having a pointy skull. Let's use paper or scissors! Scissors beat paper! Y'all gonna throw nub nub nub bumps, yeah nub wins, I don't know who came up with that. Like when people do this show. They just drew this scene.

They say, oh wait, this doesn't make any sense. No, fuck it, Disney teaches you not to talk to strangers unless they're attractive. Was real life like that too? I mean, a stranger walks up to you while I'm talking to you, stranger danger, quick, take the mace *spray sound* But if he's hot, oh damn, what's up? Hello, here is my name, address and number. Oh, you also want my social and credit card number; of course. Okay, maybe that's a little realistic. Would you talk to a stranger if he was attractive? Comment below! but anyway that's all for today hope you enjoyed this video if you want a part 2 make sure to hit the like button face which of these is the worst comment below and make sure to subscribe to join the Wolf Pack *howl *I love you guys, thank you so much for watching.