CalebCity Instagram compilation (w/ Titles) Funny CalebCity Videos - Best Viners 2017

Can I get a double cheeseburger, fries and you all have some new Jordans? What do all the new Jordan's have? The shoes sir, this is McDonald's, okay, the sky is blue now, captain, New Jordans, this is McDonough, how long have you been working here? talk to the manager, let me talk to the man, okay, let me talk to the manager, what seems to be the problem sir, okay, do you have any new Jordans? Oh, of course, of course, that would be five dollars and 36 thanks sorry, I hate when I'm in bed and I drop my phone on my face and then when I pick it up I realize I didn't actually touch Obama nor to a deaf threat and now I have to open something. gold this is the FBI this is the FBI open hey man, can you do me a favor and put the baby to sleep?

I have to go to work, you would be putting your baby to sleep, you mean your dad said I put you to sleep. Oh actually it's dayquil and nyquil yes, yes, yes, why do they call you that? Yes, I sleep well at night. Yeah, okay kids, you could be whatever you want when you go. I want to be a brick wall when I grow up. Oh, Jimmy, you can't. If I can? No, you can't, yes, I can, you said I can do whatever I want and I want to be a brick wall, Jimmy, that's not what I am, so you can't walk right, yeah, like now I'm going to do.

If you can't, I'm going to make you stupid, just don't leave, go to a brick wall, how can I leave it? How could I let him do this? And should I do it online? Oh yeah, Brock, I don't understand. This is a lot, but I can't light you in a photo with me. I got you bro now let me lick your toenails bro toenails just take a second but you might want to get down to the floor okay go to the kitchen in fact you'll get an arrow help . He, since you want to destroy him, Dad, I'm sorry, he won't listen to you, why don't you use your hands?

Okay, for now I'll just check his teeth and we'll get out of there. Okay, right away you might want to invest in some mouthwash. Open, I had shrimp before you came here like two days ago. They better not be Maggie's. Do you even brush your teeth? Yes, chest man, wow, what water for a hot dog, look, I didn't come! I'm here to get roasted, okay, I came here to have my teeth fixed by a dead man, he became a dentist because he couldn't become a real doctor and then go home, so I get to fix my teeth, okay?

Well, doctor, I got you a permit from your insurance, oh. He's already asleep, you're starting right now, yes, yes, his teeth were so severe that I just decided to start right away. Okay, your total will be 128, buddy, that's a pin, I know, just make sure it's not a black light. My it's just a procedure I oh hey give me your money give me all your money you're not going to do it you want to get shot is that what do you want to do something I'm afraid of getting shot shoot me shoot me oh Do you think I care about a gun?

I hate weapons. Like weapons. Class. We're about to start the exam, so get out your pencils. I'm Mr. Green I don't have a pin for today sir, remember to return your phone after your meal. I am satisfied with the food, sir, you can always return one. Unfortunately, we can't get you a refund, but let me see what I can do. for you yeah you should have taken singing lessons ah hey rock no fruit picker water do a toxin trick you could die oh what's up man hey what did you do today ? It was like they were all tripping.

I'm in a game, I just need football. I guess we're all working there bro, the bad thing, you okay, I'm okay, so why you sweatin' bro? Oh, your feet don't even touch the ground, bro, you're good, I'm really not the ground, you know? why not hit the ground hey man you got a banana oh I thought you were close I thought she was oh no sorry Jordan self destructed in five four I wasn't fast enough I wasn't fast enough you don't I don't want to do this looking like that . I don't do it anymore, sir. grill classes the start for another hour not that you knew, watch out, no man, look, I'll go last on the date a lot for the crime and he didn't give me any part and you know I need a job, I need a real job and The only way I'm going to get any kind of acceptable job is if I get a degree.

Actually, I'm glad you got to that, so run them in green, how do you want to be a little bit off the top? You've seen? my hamster anywhere I think you got out of the cage Are you talking about the one on that desk? Yes, did you see it? Oh, I ate it, my bad brother. I didn't know it was yours. Look closely and your total is. 10 96 Would you like to donate $1 to Children's Healthcare? um no, I can't today man, okay and have a good day, you piece of trash, yeah, that's right, stay away, you disgust me and you won't let me take another street.

Oh, this is it, listen. To this day I know I shouldn't have to tell you that this is stupid, okay, you need help, you need the psychiatrist, you need Jesus, get a girlfriend, okay, look at a dog, yeah, good dog, right? You are not like the others. dogs eh, you know, you live with other dogs and you want me to pet you hmm, okay, I'm a pet, you, what's up, who are you? I've been following you for a while, hey, hey, give me your address. I'm not going to get it. yeah, you know, give me a dress, what's your number, what's the number, tell me and I, hey, Bri, try to watch my sex date.

No, what the hell, water, hey Bri, try to play some basketball, oh yeah, so you know what I play, right, bro. You know how to play basketball, did you know that 90% of serial murders start with a spoon? This will be all for today. Oh yeah, that's it. There will be 50 cents. 50 cents. I thought this was the dollar store. Something suspicious is going on here. Where did you get those glasses? I only know one person who ever had those glasses. Also, his hair is black. I only know 35 people with black hair. Yeah, what's up man? Nothing. I just got home from the gym.

What are you waiting for, well, like I said before. He's getting really distracted in class and it's getting to me, yeah, not even my orange juice, you know, damn, I found a can, take a picture of yours and send it to me. Oh, no, man, I can't, man, let me see her, ah, let me. Look, oh, let me take a picture, man, come on, I need, I need to take a belt, never mind, bro, leave me alone in the photo, wow, what the hell is this, bro? You want to be my friend? What isn't there, I have to do. bend over right now, yeah, now I really need those hands, Munna, okay, put your paws on, those are prescription glasses too, yeah, like it's legit, I went to the top doctorate to get these glasses, I'll see there's blood around there, huh Brother, I'm not blind. so you can tell me what you see on TV without the glasses maybe I can watch TV because it's not right tell me what you see on TV I need you to describe to me in detail what you see on TV I need you to convey it to me precisely what you see ah what you see what oh no I have to weigh at least 10,000 pounds Siri how much would five thousand bananas wake up?

No, not good, Siri, how much does five thousand bananas cost? I mean, Siri, how much was five thousand bananas? Hello, are you talking about what was weak? I look at it, wait, let me call you again. Do you want to see a magic trick? Yes, I want you to keep your eyes on these two cars. It's a wild card and an ace, right. Okay, keep your eyes. in the cards check your back pocket oh no, get out of here son no, that's bullshit, this tow truck, right, thank you, wait, thank you, wait, okay, get my wallet back so you can see there's nothing in my hands Until it's there, give me your money.

Give me honey, stop right there you piece of trash, you're under arrest, you're under arrest. Am I oh my God, that's coming out, that's coming out, that's coming out, yeah, yeah, see, see, we're looking at the same screen? Not even using a fraction of my efforts, each of my dogs, yes, as long as I am rinsed with the blood of my enemies, I cannot be satisfied with the food unless I can taste victory against the fools who have crossed. Damn, did you just cut me off after them? First we sing to them, then we tie them up and burn them and listen to their screams of agony and ignore their pleas for mercy, ha ha ha, we'll dance on their asses, hey boy, you're up.

Oh what! you're drinking, damn, I'm high, you mean drunk and I was, aren't you stupid, you know what? Sit down, go somewhere, sit down, go, go, stop right there, you're going to go to jail for being legally blind, oh my God, you know, my girl, come on, bro, can I treat you, so what's the approximate number of Pi Jake? 3.15 3.14 Can I get another chair again, kids?