BURNING $20,000 FOR FUN | Rainbow Six Siege Twitch Rivals

what's up but I was expecting this okay I was expecting it to rival a $25,000 Rainbow Six online showdown between two teams and I can't stress this skilled enough professional yeah Batman why that's obviously a lie but It's enough to keep you interested, so here. Come on, it is now obligatory for me to tell this story correctly. I have to give you some background because Twitch's

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are terribly unbalanced. Do not misunderstand. I appreciate participating thousands of dollars to play. A privilege well done. Twitch and scream. for my boy Ray, but Lee is one-sided most of the time and let me explain now, you basically like Twitch pics, a great streamer for a given game, unless they pick your teammates, as long as they are also Twitch streamers and non-professionals. for an exciting game that makes you say things like oh my god bro you're crazy actually you're not bro you're actually psychotic please look up mental this is a shitty system because it gives you tyrannical amounts of power to the big streamer and ends with teams like Jorge, a former professional and world champion in Rainbow Six Adam, a former professional bowler, former Challenger league player, which is like semi-professional, are qualifying for the professional league in Tarot, a professional league pitcher into a platinum player and you, Roy, who has been a diamond player for over two years against three diamond and platinum and bless his heart, dear Cindy fan, who is a gold player, there is absolutely nothing bad at being gold or any rank, but this will end well watching an episode of mr. meaty live in Rainbow Six.

Hey, about that Mr Me Fleshy cartoon, that was terrifying, they were actually horrible images and the guys just smashed them, getting 400 spotless across the five maps in the series and killing them 100,238 in what can only be described as the Most boring, one-sided Rainbow Six game I've ever had. I was unlucky enough to watch it for a few minutes, technically it's not all bad because the team gets $4000 for map one and $1000 for map loss, so team George wins 20 thousand dollars and team Van wins five thousand dollars, It's up to them if it's worth getting cyberbullied for $1000 per person. by former pros for two hours, but my point is that Twitch's

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are generally unbalanced and virtually none of it is entertaining to watch, which is the point of entertainment in the first place, so with that in mind , in a legendary effort to make Twitch rivals fun. game and fun to watch for the first time i brought out grouse jellied goose heavenly and an honorary teammate of six known simply as hit someone my chest said make the pizza man wait heavenly why are you ordering pizza?

You're just like us and Tyler oh hey Don't make fun of my flatbread, are you going to die? I can fool my stomach if I drink before eating the cheese. My stomach is too busy digesting the alcohol that the cheese runs through, so you'll be drunk playing random operators. while eating pizza and watching welcome to

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, the theme of this endeavor was randomness, aside from a few exceptions, later on we were rolling the dice each round and that started with an informal warm up, okay who do you think you're We will take? random random wait on random wait once again this is an ancient Aztec pack in armor complain once again you take care of me like Oh what's all I have stop saying you know I love how Chat Chat is actually trying to guess random, there's like what 20 22 23 sides shelves you like class class class class throw the mental deficiency valve it's wild you won't you won't once we were warmer than the heavenly ones freshly baked pizza we have to lobby against the bad guys fuya butters boppers animosity and autumn mary for all the great people, you need to share a bite with everyone.

Shad Evan Lee, kind of a bro bump on you, faded, you bring it, you know, for the whole broadcast, you brought something for the whole class, Spencer, 20 five-packs of gum that are spilling out. out of my pockets, guess what this wait was followed by an even longer wait, but thanks to the very baffling puzzles, we were endlessly entertained and if you don't mind leaving a comment on the video, I actually want to know your answers to this ask. -Ass, I want to know who your four or five starters are. I know you can invite anyone over for a pickup basketball game.

Who would you put? Oh, Jimmy Johns, CEO, as if you wouldn't choose Jimmy's tuxedo for your team. Make him face it. against papa john that would be a matchup for the ages Reiner Urlacher I want Brian Urlacher to just punch me and I can't emphasize this enough in the face with a can of chunky noodle soup and waiting out of the way for the games to begin. It's already bad, I hate these people, oh my God, friend, if you don't believe in democracy, you will be eradicated in the first round. We found out we could just randomize without picking an operator but there weren't any recruits available so we decided to have a round of silence for our fallen recruits oh we can't read a random button everyone Neal the helicopter we might have missed the border because a certain teammate wasn't doing his best, you should rip off all the cheese and use it as a mask when we chalk it up. even cheating on you on the stream, which wasn't confirmed, but I like to think that's the only reason for our loss, so he's actually going to come out here on my chat stream, sniper, although I see a verified check mark followed by the team foo, you're trying. to steal jelly, which wasn't exactly against you given his entire list of platinum diamonds.

What I mean is that if I don't win the next game, I think my kids will have to skip the back to school sale with a significant wait. times are the norm right now, why not share my own personal basketball dream team? We have nothing else to do. We're playing a 5-on-5 game. It's NBA Street rules. I'm starting with Dr. Phil Ray Rice Obama Kurt Cobain and go well fall who are you five who will you fight if it's not a power forward I'm closing the studio Chris Brown wow you really know how to cast Jeffrey Epstein so there's no Jackson map in time and we We're playing with Bank with the most unexpected strategy on the face of the earth, actually trying very hard because the last thing they would expect is for us to try to do it, it's the best plan ever, yeah, okay, yeah, when you stop at Stacey. sometimes they get on your nerves, you know I'm trash, bro, I'm trash, relax, big smoke, we just have what some other fool could do: just women or live completely Russian, yeah, obviously it didn't work out, but with us we keep bouncing . with the random selection of operators it was still a lot of fun and the coast was no different with Goose being an absolute dude, huh, I have a feeling this, oh see, there's only two left out there so you're just worried about the vigil, are you? what the hell?

The name of the Lord was that spray across the kitchen wall, let's see that in the Canadian mainstream just came out, you need me and everyone else on a different wavelength, we are not a God, whatever the opposite word, and young people have something about rape, your weekly fight, fight, I want. fighting with my roommate on screen, then you use another loss meant another brief intermission, which meant jello talking about lewd things/look at things, I'll keep it real. I'm looking from above, it looks a little different or again I had my fair share of triumphs and tribulations, but who the hell am I to complain when Zack Abbey has frag grenades?

Oh, echoes, just look at that angle, damn fear, the last few echoes, make a nucleus that boliya, oh, I have, I have something for this for this game, I can't believe Kobe Bryant. she's a Korean woman with an iPad who's crazy that she's not going to make more money from this Twitch stream than she's actually going to play on the store Wow, yeah, that's probably true, the truth is that the game was rigged from the beginning and was was nearing the end with this overwhelming show of support from guys, we simply had to win at least one map and we had one chance left in Outback to maintain this angle until the end of time.

Oh, someone, I'm having a good time. We are one victory away from winning. Actually, we will. okay let's get a win, remember a hot drink, well I drank a Red Bull to counteract it imagine what's happening to your blood sugar, you ate a big pizza and then had shots of vodka to wash it all down. I was drinking caffeine until you burst your entire gastrointestinal system and the nervous system must be begging for mercy, how are you still alive? I get into a damn mess, someone wait holy now oh oh oh dude, I got that Star Trek on the Red Sox, damn, oh that's tough, what did I do wrong?

Well, oh my God, ash you sprinkled. went through the wall and hit me right in the head, that's a good shot, oh I think it was Carla's trash, all you want for giving it your all and still coming up short, but we made Twitch Rivals fun and fun to see according to the diabolical feedback. you guys appeared on streams like hundreds of talented subs from Shattered Chaos and G Strongarm and over seven hundred subs in total you too and everyone else in the chat that there were gods that was really fun that was fun no I'm just talking me me me me Shattered chaos has given me 50 more subscribers.

I think I'm going to completely upstage any wedding I could have gotten right now, that's all, but I wanted to mention before I go that I don't want it to be a negative Nancy saying oh, this sucks without offering a solution. I have two ideas on how to fix Twitch rivals to make it more balanced and more fun to see how you get a third party to evaluate the balance. CJ may get the valley. He gets someone who knows. from former league pros and current popular streamers and they could easily assess that this shit is going to be a blast or you know this could be pretty entertaining to watch, it's already more entertaining than watching King George crush a bunch of in 20 minutes and ah , I know, congratulations on teaming up with George, Adam and Skittles and at Tarot Boy you're now $4000 richer, it's like a $20,000 speedrun.

The only loser in those games was Twitch and my second idea was to get 30 people and 30 streamers to sign up. for Twitter eigvals and organize them into six different teams that are somewhat balanced. If you have that many people to work with, you can come up with some kind of combination that is entertaining to watch against each other. Those are my two ideas. I like them too. or I don't care because I know I'll have a ton of fun no matter what kind of tournament I play in, as long as I have enough people around me who are just as degenerate and tell me you're a fucking 5 okay, let's do it 5.

I want to know who They are your starting 5 in your NBA Street basketball game. My comments section is already a minefield. I really want to look at some of the shitty combinations you guys are doing now that I've had more time to think about it. I think the t-rex from Jurassic Park to Momiji from Dead or Alive 5 Mark Zuckerberg Deadpool and Jason Voorhees tell me it's not a 10 out of 10.