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Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke

Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY. THIS TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIFIC. WHAT HAVE WE GOT? ♪ TONIGHT I JUST WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER ♪ THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE SKY >> SING IT JAMES! >> James: SING IT LET'S SET THIS PARTY OFF RIGHT ♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO' PINKY RINGS UP TO THE MOON ♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y'ALL TRYING TO DO? ♪ TWENTY FOUR KARAT MAGIC IN THE AIR ♪ HEAD TO TOE SOUL PLAYER ♪ LOOK OUT UH SECOND VERSE FOR THE HUSTLAS ♪ GANGSTAS, BAD BITCHES AND YA UGLY ASS FRIENDS ♪ CAN I PREACH CAN I PREACH ♪ I GOTTA SHOW 'EM HOW A PIMP GET IT IN ♪ FIRST, TAKE YOUR SIP DO YOUR DIP ♪ SPEND YOUR MONEY LIKE MONEY WE TOO FRESH ♪ GOT TO BLAME IT ON JESUS HASHTAG BLESSED ♪ THEY AIN'T READY FOR ME ♪ I'M A DANGEROUS MAN WITH SOME MONEY IN MY POCKET ♪ SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS AROUND ME AND THEY WAKING UP THE ROCKET ♪ WHY YOU MAD FIX YA FACE ♪ AIN'T MY FAULT THAT Y'ALL BE JOCKING ♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO' PINKY RINGS UP TO THE MOON ♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y'ALL TRYING TO DO? >> James: YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE IN A GREAT MOOD. >> WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? >> James: I WAS GOING TO SAY IF I WAS WEARING THAT LEVEL OF SILK, I WOULD BE HAPPY AS WELL. IF I COULD JUST THAT WAY EVERY DAY I WOULD BE OVER THE MOON. NO CHANCE, IF I WORE THAT I'D LIKE LIKE I WAS HAVING A BREAKDOWN. I MEAN IT'S SO -- IT'S A BREATHABLE FABRIC. >> YOU DON'T WANT THAT ON YOUR SKIN? >> James: OF COURSE I WANT IT ON...
bruno mars carpool karaoke
MY SKIN, 2, 4, 7, 3, 45. THERE ISN'T A HAT THAT COMES WITH IT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. >> James: IS THAT RIGHT? I HAVE SOME HATS HERE, IF I WEAR THIS HAT I LOOK LIKE AN UNDERTAKER. >> OR MY DRIVER. >> James: LET'S GO LET'S SEE THIS. IT'S ALMOST FLASH ALMOST FLASH. HANG ON, WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY? >> JAMES. >> James: I CAN'T WEAR THIS ONE. THIS IS I FEEL LIKE A HAT YOU WOULD WEAR. SEE WHAT I MEAN? LOOK AT ME! I MEAN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. IT'S INSANE. WAIT, HERE'S THE ONE. I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST A GUY IS CONSTANTLY WAITING FOR HIS ♪ NEVER HAD MUCH FAITH IN LOVE OR MIRACLES, MIRACLES, UH! ♪ NEVER WANNA PUT MY HEART ON THE LINE, UH! ♪ STAY OFF YOUR CASE BECAUSE I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LIGHT ♪ ♪ BUT I WANT TO STAY AYAY, YOU TAKE 'CAUSE YOUR SEX ♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE YEAH YOUR SEX ♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE AND IT SHOWS ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE, ♪ I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG ♪ YEAH YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE, I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN ♪ FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KNOW -- I WANT TO PERFORM AND THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO? >> FOUR YEARS OLD. >> James: FOUR YEARS OLD. DOING WHAT? >> I WAS IMPERSONATING ELVIS PRESLEY. >> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. >> IN WAIKIKI. >> James: WHAT DID YOU DO? >> GOING TO A PARTY AT THE COUNTY JAIL ♪ ♪ BEGAN TO SING ♪...
bruno mars carpool karaoke
♪ YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THAT JAILBIRD SING ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY LET'S ROCK, EVERYBODY LET'S ROCK PHOTO♪ >> James: DON'T HAVE THE LIPS. WELL NO, WHAT'S QUITE GOOD EVEN IN THIS CAR RIGHT NOW YOU'RE YOUNG ELVIS AND I'M SORT OF FAT ELVIS. WILL WE EVER GET A FAT BRUNO, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IS THERE A TIME WHEN YOU ARE JUDGES GOING TO GO TO TOWN TON BURGERS AND THE FRIES? >> IF THAT HAPPENED, THEN I DIDN'T MAKE IT ♪ I'D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA THROW MY HEAD ON A BLADE FOR YA ♪ I'D JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN FOR YA ♪ YOU KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YA ♪ OH OH, I WOULD GO THROUGH ALL THIS PAIN ♪ TAKE A BULLET STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BRAIN ♪ YES, I WOULD DIE FOR YA BABY BUT YOU WON'T DO THE SAME >> James: ..IF THE PIN WAS IN THE GRENADE, I'D CATCH IT. BUT IF YOU TOOK IT OUT I'D RUN. .♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR ♪ OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL ♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME, ♪ FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL I UNZIP THE BACK ♪ TO WATCH IT FALL >> James: NOW THIS LINE, I UNZIP THE BACK AND WATCH IT FALL IS A VERY ROMANTIC WAY BUT WHEN I GET HOME WITH MY WIFE AND SHE SAYS CAN YOU UNDO THIS, IT TAKES ME ABOUT A GOOD FOUR TO SIX MINUTES IN WHICH ALL THE ROMANCE IS GONE. BECAUSE THERE'S THE LITTLE BIT AT THE TOP, THAT YOU CAN'T -- IT'S A PUZZLE BUT THEN YOU'VE GOT THE SPANKS IN THE SONG. YOU'RE NOT YOUR SPANKLESS. >> THAT'S FOR REMAKE....
bruno mars carpool karaoke
♪ LET'S JUST KISS TILL WE MAKE 'TIL WE'RE NAKED ♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR ♪ TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL ♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR >> LET THE SHOULDER DO THE TALKING. >> James: ..A GIRM LIKE THIS WAS NOT AROUSED. >> LET HER KNOW. >> James: I'M CONFUSED. IT'S DIFFERENT WHEN I DO IT. I'M SPRINKLING. >> BACK OF THE SHOULDER, GO. >> James: OKAY. OKAY. I'M IN THE SHOULDER ZONE. >> YOU LICKING THE LIPS. IT AIN'T BE UNTIL YOU'RE LICKING THE LIPS. SLOW DOWN. ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, IT'S WARMING UP ♪ ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, IT'S WARMING UP ♪ ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, BABY? IT'S WARMIN' UP ♪ OH, SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE READY FOR MORE, MORE, MORE ♪ LET'S JUST KISS 'TIL WE'RE NAKED ♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR >> James: YOU AND I ARE VERY DIFFERENT IN THE BEDROOM. IF I BRING THOSE SORT OF SHOULDER MOVES I'D BE LIVING ON MY OWN IN E-WITH A ROOM MATE OVER A GAS STATION. AND SNOB I LIVE WITH IS WEAR VERSACE. >> WHAT ARE THEY WEARING? >> James: TARGET. ♪ THE ONLY ONE YOU WANT TO LOVE AND SOMEONE ELSE'S ARMS ♪ ♪ AND ALL THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE ♪ IF I KNEW ONE DAY YOU WOULD COME ♪ NOW, BABY, NOW, BABY, NOW, BABY OH, BABY, PLEASE, LET'S ♪ LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND US SO THAT WE CAN GO WHERE LOVE ♪ WILL FIND US YEAH, WILL FIND US ♪ I KNOW ONCE GIRLS WOULD LEAVE ME ♪ BUT I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE ME ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE...
) >> James: SO WHAT'S YOUR RIDER? WHAT DO YOU ASK FOR IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM? >> WHAT DO I WANT IN MY DRESSING ROOM? SOME BOOZE SOME WATER, WET-WIPES. >> James: THAT'S IT, WARM WET-WIPES? BECAUSE IF I'M GOING HOME WITH JUST A BOTTLE OF WINE AND SOME WET WIPES, IT'S A TRAGIC EVENING FOR ME. >> THAT'S THE NEXT ALBUM. >> James: WINE AND WET WIPES? POP THE COURT AND WIPE DOWN. >> POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN. WAIT A MINUTE! WIPE MY FACE PUT SOME LIQUOR WITH IT. >> James: HUGE DONE, ♪ THIS HIT, THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER ♪ THAT WHITE GOLD THIS ONE FOR THEM HOOD GIRLS ♪ THEM GOOD GIRLS STRAIGHT MASTERPIECES ♪ STYLIN', WHILEN, LIVIN' IT UP IN THE CITY ♪ GOT CHUCKS ON WITH SAINT LAURENT ♪ GOT KISS MYSELF I'M SO PRETTY ♪ I'M TOO HOT HOT DAMN ♪ CALLED A POLICE AND A FIREMAN I'M TOO HOT ♪ HOT DAMN MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN ♪ I'M TOO HOT HOT DAMN ♪ SAY MY NAME YOU KNOW WHO I AM ♪ I'M TOO HOT HOT DAMN ♪ AM I BAD 'BOUT THAT MONEY BREAK IT DOWN ♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO ♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO 'CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK ♪ GON' GIVE IT TO YOU 'CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK ♪ GON' GIVE IT TO YOU 'CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK ♪ GON' GIVE IT TO YOU SATURDAY NIGHT ♪ AND WE IN THE SPOT DON'T BELIEVE ME ♪ JUST WATCH DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP...
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP ♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: ONE MORE TIME? >> UP TOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP (LAUGHTER) >> James: WHEN YOU MOVE TO L.A. IS IT TRUE YOU MADE YOUR RENT BY PLAYING CASHED. GIVE ME THE FACE THAT SAYS I'VE GOT IT, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE, READY? YOU GOT TO BE QUICK. >> OSCAR WORTHY. >> James: YOU PICK UP THE CARDS AND THEY ARE TERRIBLE. >> IF YOU WANT ME TO THINK -- >> James: YOU'RE HOLDING SEE, THAT SAYS HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT CARDS. I LIFTED THEM UP. YOU WERE THAT MUCH OF A PRO THAT YOU ♪ IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NO, IT'S NOT ♪ BUT I STILL LOOK GOOD THOUGH HIGH COMB HOT ♪ I BET YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ♪ GOTTA DO IT IN THE PENTHOUSE THAT'S WHERE I KEEP MY PEN ♪ WHAT YOU CAN'T DANCE? AIN'T GOT RHYTHM? WHAT YOU GOT A MAN? ♪ I DON'T SEE YOU WITH HIM PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN ♪ LET'S GET IT FORGET YOUR INSTAGRAM ♪ AND YOUR TWITTER GOT ME LIKE WOAH, WAIT A MINUTE ♪ YOU NEED TO TAKE A MINUTE LOOSEN THEM SHOULDERS UP ♪ POUR IT UP, LET'S WORK THROW SOME PERM ON YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ GIRL YOU GOTTA RELAX, OOH LET ME SHOW YOU ♪ WHAT YOU GOT TO DO YOU GOTTA LAY IT BACK ♪ MATTER OF FACT? BAND, SHOW HER HOW ♪ TO LAY IT BACK! SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK ♪ SHOW...
HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK ♪ ALL RIGHT! >> James: I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE! >> I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)