Boys vs Girls: Things Only Guys Understand | React

- I feel like I can guess them. - No, you don't. - No, I think I'll know. - Today I also wore my cap backwards. - Wow! - I'm channeling F-boy vibes. - Oh, okay, okay. - I no longer know if there is something that

only

boys

would know. If they did, in my opinion they are fooling themselves. - Oh God. We are starting well. - Uh-huh, yes. - Oh, morning wood! -Oh yeah...-he's going to urinate on the wall. - Huh? - Yes. - This is definitely age related. - What the hell? - Hey, this is so hard!

Yeah! - wait. Just because! Exactly... no, you need your hand on the wall. You need your hand on the wall. - But why is he standing like this? -(laughs)-Is he going to vomit or urinate? - It has gasoline. -He has morning wood! And he is having a hard time getting his morning pee through his morning pee. - You don't even need me here for this episode. - (both laugh) - When the

guys

wake up in the morning, more often than not, they get morning wood. - Oh. - When they go to the bathroom... - Wait a moment.

What the hell are you doing with your hand on the wall? - So, when you're in the bathroom... - Don't you need both hands to aim? - No, wait... - I mean, everyone goes to the bathroom in the morning, whether it's a man... - It's not like that. - I bet an older gentleman would say, "Boof. Enjoy it while you can, young man." - (both laugh) - Look, now, if you were older, you would have It Depends On. You couldn't do that. - It's something universal that all

boys

... - But you stay like that? Can't you just go... - Well, sort of.

You can do it... you have to tilt it. It's like... there's a lot of physics involved. - The kids will

understand

... Okay, what are you doing now? - I literally did this yesterday. - (laughs) That was good. - I do that too. But I make two. It's like one with the shirt. You take it off and do a big stretch. And then one with the sports bra and you do the big stretch. And then you say, "Ah." (laughs) - I guess he just wanted to stretch? But why would you take off your shirt to stretch? - I've seen my brother do this!

And it's like they stretch, and then the whole body, like... - But you can't do this without the shirt? -Of course he can! It's not that funny. - I personally have not experienced that. -Yes, and he feels so good. -Probably most likely he will lose his balance. - Well, you could do it. - At my age. At my age. - I mean, older kids don't do that. They would fall on the stove. - I won't lie. I did do a lot of stretching when I got out of the car to get here today... However, I don't know if they are exclusive to the male gender. - That? - No! - Look, I don't

understand

this. - I mean, I don't have a butt, so yeah...

That would probably be very easy for me. But I... - What?! -If you look at a man, he just goes crazy. And a woman says oooh. -I grew up when women still had to wear girdles. So, I think I could do that, at least when I was his age. - (both) Okay. - Oh, I can't even do that part. - Yes. - (Reacts) Okay. And then, bring it... - Wait, I'm already... - (Jaxon) Yes, there you are. - Lift it up like this. - Oh, no, I can't. He breaks my hand. - Oh! No what?! - (laughs) - Oh my God!

It's like my tits are... - I mean, that was a little complicated though. - My tits are in the way. - I don't understand! - It's just... it's just... - What the hell?! - No, I can't do it without... - But look, I can't even get up here because I have too many fat thighs. - No, but I have my mother's hips. - I can not do it! You really can't! - Oh, of course my first... I'm going to say, "It's a TikTok dance," you know? - I think I know. - Steps in the sand. That?

I don't think I understand it. - So, you're walking normally and then you take a step... oh! Your eggs. Are you readjusting? - Walk, walk, walk, walk. Ohhh, you adjusted your balls. - Yes. - What does it mean, Phil? - Well, the guy almost tripped. And he kept his balance by sticking his foot out and kept going. Or he was totally drunk. Good. I have no idea. - I've seen this one before. - Oh wait. -He's adapting, right? His... - Adjusting his pants when he walks? - It could be something like this, straighten your private parts. - Well. - You know, the package. - But I feel like a leg would be like... you lift it up to try to do a Murphy or something, and then you walk again.

You pick it up to try to pull off a Murphy or something. - If I'm not mistaken, that's a fart. - Yes, and then take a step a little to the right. - (both) Okay. - This one, I'll demonstrate very quickly. And I say, you know... - Although I don't think I've ever seen that in real life. - It's more subtle than that. - You have to stretch it a little when it sticks... - I've seen them do this action before. - Oh yeah. - This something, especially as a man, you can't just stick your hand in your pants and start fixing it. - No. - And then, that could apply to either sex.

I know some nasty

girls

. - (Sam) Here are five

things

only

kids understand. - (gasps) Sam! - Yes. - That's a messy person thing. (gasps) - This person is a monster! - Never raise the seat. - Oh no. That's just a quickie. - Yes, that's lunch. - You

guys

are lazy. - I would eat that lunch. - It's fine I understand it. I understand. - (laughs) - Why? - For a runny nose, of course. - Okay, that was... okay. - That's what we were talking about. - There you go. Yes. - But that's not so subtle. - Yeah, it's hard to say anything more than "Yes," because I just... - (laughs) - I have to be subtle.

We have done it a thousand times. There is the skin-to-skin factor that sometimes affects you. - The one in the public bathroom? - I don't understand it because I don't know why they decide to do it. For me, sometimes it happens by accident, but if you pee on the seat, you clean it! - Look, the point is that at least raise the seat. I don't know why... - They act like they can't take two seconds to lift the seat. -But I also think that's what it looks like when a woman tries to float on the toilet seat.

It never works. They literally just pee everywhere. - (voice-over) Only children will understand. - Well. - You're bad at this. - Okay, I don't understand that. I think she came on her shirt and is trying not to spill it everywhere. -She simply lifted her shirt and looked at her abs. -Want to make sure her abs are still visible? - You are looking for... yes, you are checking yourself, make sure you have it all... the path to happiness! - Well, this is TikTok, so... - That's the way to happiness. -Oh, he came over himself. That's the jackoff land zone. - (laughs) - And then, he said... - It's audacious for this guy to publish that. -Oh, there's semen on his...-Yes, that's weird! - He has something in his belly and he doesn't want to... - Yes! -...he takes his shirt...-This guy just masturbated on top of himself. - Oh! (laughs) Ohhhh. -(laughs)-Oh, so that's why his legs are all weird and he gets out of bed weird because he doesn't want it to drip on the floor.

He doesn't care how his girlfriend or his boyfriend sees him. - Nothing worse than a stiff shirt. Or is it a stuffed shirt? - (the man whistles) - Oh. - It really caught my attention. - Sure. - Know? - (laughs) - That's for any damn nerd. - Yes, boys like to play with keys. - I feel like if you're a crybaby, you just start doing

things

like that. - You're just starting out... (laughs) - So, we're talking about doing this, things like this. What do you do with this? - What I would do... and there aren't enough keys here.

You would do like this and then you would stop it and roll it in your hand. - Oh! - I know it myself. - Yes. Yes, you have to pass them. - Here you are Wolverine. - Yes, you have to be Wolverine. - Do you really think about those things? The anime scenes... - Oh, no. I just... - ...when are you doing it? - Everything comes naturally. - Toilet paper. Well. - There's a lot of paper here, do you realize? - I do not do that. No. - Yes, he just doesn't want it. They just want it on the side. - I know exactly what that is.

I hate those things. I like the vibe. - All you have to do is throw it away. - No, I take the roll, I have it in my hand and then I can take as many squares as I want. Maybe you're a two-square guy or a three-square guy. - Is it to bring? - It's much easier. He doesn't roll constantly. - In these videos there are exceptionally lazy men. - That's what I'm saying! That's not a man thing! That's kind of lazy, right? - That's more work because eventually you'll have to put it back on. - Be glad you didn't see it when they literally didn't change the roll and put it on top of the void... - I've seen it.

I've seen that! - It's so weird. - And I literally open the thing and put it there! - If you're having a guest, you'll say, "Oh, I probably shouldn't leave this here. I need to pick it up now and put it away again." - Bored in class. - Oh! Well. - (laughs) Awww, poor thing. -She also wears very baggy clothes, so it makes sense. - Oh, he was probably looking at

girls

, and then he got hard. - He's fantasizing there. He's thinking about some girls three rows up. - I would describe that as a NARB, an erection for no apparent reason. - I just remember them saying, "Oh, Jimmy, can you come and solve the problem?" - Jesus Christ. - And they say, "Uh, no." - Does this happen often?

In class? I'm just... I'm just curious. - Yes Yes Yes! - I don't think I've ever noticed anyone doing anything. - Good. So we... - Good job, guys in my class. - Good job guys. - Yes, good job because I never saw it. - We've got them. Here we go. I do not do that. - Driving on your knees? Yes. - No, I know some girls who also do that nonsense. Please be careful! Don't drive with your legs. - It looks like he had a red mark on his thigh. - Well, the only thing that occurred to me is that I had it pressed on the steering wheel. - The steering wheel. - Steering wheel. - Yeah? - Like this. - Yes. - Find it right there.

What do you think? - Oh. Do you cross your legs? - No. You cannot cross your legs while driving. - Cross your legs while driving. - Don't do that, no. -I'm just trying to understand why they think only men drive on their knees! - Although I don't think I've ever heard a girl admit it before. - How the hell do you think they are putting on lipstick? - I definitely feel like it's more of a guy thing. - Because we're not going to do that. - But I personally have never seen anyone drive like that. - I've seen a guy do it before. - I can't control it that well.

Many people can. And I... I also find it too uncomfortable. - Free hands. - Women who do that to put on makeup too. A lot of women...shouldn't be doing that! Do not do it! - I definitely do it when I eat a hamburger or something. - I feel like it's something that kids would maybe brag about, saying, "Oh yeah, I drive with my knees." - I keep forgetting how low the bar is for men. (laughs) - It really is! - Oh. - What the hell are you doing? - I don't really understand this one. - I do not understand this. - I don't use Lynx or Ax body spray. - Look, that one, I don't think he understands it. - I really don't understand that. - As if a woman puts on perfume.

They rubbed it... - Or... no, they sprayed it in the air. - The guy would put it somewhere, and then... - No, but that's what women do if they're smart. - I saw this fool before. I don't know why you guys don't just buy candles. You spray it on the wall to make your room smell good. - Women have no idea why you still use Ax or Lynx. I thought that would be it... only the boys would understand. -If they had just cut the video after the Ax body spray, that would have been fine too. - Yes. - That's disgusting. - I've seen this before and I still have no idea what's happening here. - Oh!

It doesn't matter. Well. - That? - I have no idea what that is. - Deodorant and whipped cream. And a piece of paper. - A piece of paper. - Is this something perverted? - Nobody understands this! - Well, maybe guys. I'm not a child anymore, maybe that's why I don't understand it. - This is stupid. - I can't get the deodorant. - I don't want to expose the guys' secrets because this is very... - Is this how you guys, I don't know, shave? - That seems like what a young and inexperienced person would think. - I would assume. - That's when you... - The boys' secret. - No!

Tell me. I don't... - The boys' secret. I can not say it. - Thanks for watching this episode on React. - Be sure to like and follow for more information! And let us know what else we should

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to in the comments. Bye guys. - In college, it was always known that the girls' communal bathroom was more disgusting. - Now you know why. - That is very interesting. I didn't know. - Just put down the newspaper and sit down! The ones that float are the problem.