Bowser's Fury: The 100% Run

wait, there's a blue toad over here and an intense chase by the Cat Toad Brigade, that would totally be a racing game, okay, don't miss this, that would have been tragic. Hey, you're supposed to come with me. This cat is like a strange danger to everyone. here's one, I see cats always land on their feet. I guess you couldn't get in here, could you? Oh, that's the cutest thing I've ever seen, so calicos are actually more talkative than other cats and when they talk a lot it's called torture because they're like tortoiseshell, that's a fun fact, write it down.

I'm going for a walk with my friend. Please, I have nothing to worry about, so wait, if I dive, if I dive right now, do I inherently drown the kitten? I'm not going to find out if that's what you're wondering, okay, three to go and two more to go, oh. Here's another cat. She might have looked slightly to the right. I'm not above a gift. I want you to know that there are only 11 shines left. Oh, we still don't get this. I love it. A time challenge face. I, oh wait, I just found it, I have that eagle eye, you don't even know it, finally no more cat search missions, speaking of cats and search, uh, ollie, I mentioned this before.

He likes to play fetch for pipe cleaners, I don't. I don't know why wait, what is this? All the way here, Toad just chilling on a desert island with a bunch of cats. It seemed like a bad way to live to be honest. Oh wait, no, this is new, this is bad, this is this. It's very bad this cat cat cat we can save it no, I understand you just have to go while it spins getting great galactic vibes from this galaxy three wins oh oh oh I see, oh God, maybe I don't see, I see exactly where of the shines it's going to be a little frustrating but this is excruciating and nauseating oh wait there's one last glow over here i thought i was just looking for snippets no the challenge of time a little rain won't stop me oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait , wait, wait, wait, they actually saved some of uh oh, that does it, damn, I don't like lava, one hit kills, that's it, uh, it's hard, the third time's the charm, if we bring this one bomb, we can. throw it out and grab that shard oh there's one okay we're almost free one more okay here's the key now here's the fun game of uh let's get it back while

bowser

tries to murder us they really saved some of the brightest difficult for the end, no. which is super difficult, you know what's so difficult about this, the camera angles, okay, let's go this way, no, no, okay now, surely, this is not how the game was supposed to be played, but I don't care, oh , wait, wait, wait, I think.

I know I have to do it, I see it, I see it, oh here it goes, no good, meeting you girl, that's not how it's supposed to work. Mario, get out of the quicksand and here she is unharmed. The strangest glow we've ever had. It should be the last one, I feel bad that there isn't one more shine and then it's time to fight the final boss, wake up you big stupid nerd, so this is right, the final showdown, okay, oh, it's ultra instinct from Bowser, so wait, what's different besides the fact that? He can probably dodge all my attacks.

Come on, we know how ultra instinct works. I play Mui Goku and the fighters dodge this. You know what makes me want a new Rampage game Rampage is a fun series that deserves some kind of reboot? I don't know what they could add to make it different, more monsters, maybe play online, or I feel like I'm describing something that already happened, so this is the power of a super saiyan, damn friends, they have a lot of health this. It might be the most hits Bowser has ever taken in a fight, actually, it might be the most hits Bowser has ever taken in all fights combined, oh right, I hit him in the air, let's do shots with trick now from the center, look, he's afraid he's playing like a Zoner, he's a camping idiot, then he throws up again and then he explodes, come on, this old chestnut, has he done this yet?

I want to see some new tricks, okay, listen to me, listen to me here, this would make a sick mario kart course. Come on my idea is just print money nintendo are you listening but we would have to show plessy some love like plessy has to become a card i think that's fair i mean after all the hard work he's done, Plessy and Mario flew off into the sunset never to be seen again. and then

bowser

got crushed, i don't know why, but this will never get old, it's over, it's finally over, no more cat puns, no more cats, okay, just one, one more cat, one more, okay, the game has now come full circle.

See you next time