Black Market Price Is Right (GAME)

- Are you looking for some cheap body parts? - Let's talk about that. ♪ (theme song) ♪ - (creepy voices) Good morning mythical! - Muahahaha! We have pre-released our final video for... - Woo-hoo! - ...Sketchtober, it's called. Did you get me something? at boat.com/rhettandlink So check out the pre-release

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now. Well, not now. Hang out with us for a bit and then click a little later, you'll have time later. - Do you have time. You know, the spiders really had their way with the set over the weekend, Link! - Welcome everyone to Halloweek! Spoo-oo-oo-ky. - Okay, ah. - It will take us until Christmas to clean up all that web trash. - Al

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The internet can be a really dark place, and I'm not just talking about the dark web, I'm just talking about the buying and selling

market

that exists on the internet. And if you want to be illegal on the Internet, you can do it on the illegal

black

market

. And today we are going to play a

game

... - We do not recommend it. - ...to see how much experience you have with the

black

market, or how good you are at guessing. It's Play Time: Black Market - The Price is Right (Spooky Sound) Link Neal! (bell rings) Come down! - Wow!

That's me! That's me! Yeah! - You're the only contestant... - Wow! Yeah! - ...on the black market the

price

is correct. - Hey! - Welcome. - My mom is a big fan of yours. - Oh, I'm popular with the older ladies. (laughs) - Well, that's how it's going to work. You have 7 rounds. I'll tell you about a black market item and then give you two

price

s. You choose what price is right. If you get 4 out of 7, you'll get to choose what's in the mystery box. - I know how... I watch the show. - Are you ready? - $5,500, Pat. - I'm going to give you some information... - 3 and 5, Alex. - ...and the woman you see over my left shoulder, that's Stevie.

She will be revealing the prices (laughs). - Well. Alright! Finally putting Stevie to work! - That's not Nartu-Fody. You thought she was. - Alright. - Here we go. - Dressed completely in black. - Betty Lou... - You're like a roadie. - ...can I read my question? (Stevie laughing) - I'm sorry. - You are the contestant. Betty Lou recently lost her arm from the elbow down after trying to retrieve her cat from a wood chipper. Betty, never one to turn down a good deal, heard that you can get a hand AND a forearm for cheap on the black market.

How much does it cost to buy one and get one free? - Are they linked to each other? - I think they are. This is an arm from the elbow down. - I mean, this is, I wouldn't want to pay $385 because I'd be like, I want it to work. I hope it's $5,500 for a human arm and hand? And this is real. - This is real. These are real prices. I bought all these things myself. Try it. No, I did not do it. - I mean, I have to say $5,500... - Okay! - ...there's no way it can be... - Reveal the price, Stevie!

It costs $385! - Are you kidding me? Whose is it? - I don't know. Apparently there are plenty of these to go around. - Actually? - It hasn't had a good start. How about this, Link? - Are you kidding. - The United States exports bull semen worth almost $125 million every year. That's not a question, it's just a statement. Being an enterprising young man, Larnell decides to break into the refrigerator of the local dairy farm and take the semen of the prize bull, Babe. It's a Paul Bunyon joke. - So these are cows dressed as sailors, I hope.

No, this is not that. - No sir. How much could Larnell ask for ONE millimeter of bull semen on the black market? One milliliter of BULL semen. - Alright. Well. Well. That's not much. - Did I mention it's bull semen? - No. I mean, you can make a bull out of that. - Yes. Oh yes. - Or a cow. - Maybe you can make twin bulls. - Um, so I'm thinking $1,000. But there is no way, but there is a lot. - One milliliter. - And that's a little bit. - It's a very small amount. - I'm going to say $10. - Very good, reveal the price!

It's $1,000. (laughing) - $1,000. $1,000 for a milliliter of that juice? - Yeah. Can you imagine if Larnell got a gallon of that? He could retire! (crew laughter) - Okay, Link. He is doing it wrong. Cory, Rick's upstairs neighbor, has a habit of practicing his dancing skills in the river at 3:42 a.m. Naturally, Rick has begun to consider hiring a black market assassin. - Oh no. -How much money does Rick need to save to end Cory's obstruction? He'd do that if you were standing on top of me in an instant. -You don't have to take the guy's life, I mean, just take the clogs off of him! - (laughs) Well, we don't work like that here, it's Halloweek. - 25 grand or 110 grand? - Kill someone.

Let a hitman kill someone. What is the current price? - I'm glad to say that I have no reference point for this. (laughs) - Good. Good. - Um, this is some scary stuff, man. - No. - I don't even feel good answering. - That's ok. (Stevie laughs) I don't care. - Okay, I'm not going to answer. - (laughs) No, we need an answer. - Uh, I mean again, you're killing a human being. I mean, that's... - Right. MMM. - ...you can't put a price on that. But if I wanted to, I would choose the highest one. 110 thousand dollars. - Alright!

Reveal it. It is incorrect. (laughs) - What. You're making yourself look like a low-budget assassin! - No, that's what it costs to kill someone nowadays, man. The economy is difficult. - Dude. - So far you have missed all three. (team laughter) - So... I have to go against... - Mystery box, you have to run the table they call "run the table", Link. - I have many good reasons, right? -Last Thursday, while she was scraping gum off the ceiling, Destiny forgot the ceiling fan was on and scalped him, clean. -Her calf. - Lucky for Destiny... - The calf is what's under your scalp when it's ripped off. - ...1.8 billion people work on the black market and some of them sell human scalps.

How much do they charge for those calves? - Are they live hair? Are they transplantable? Or is it just like, "Hey, look at this, I have a dry scalp." (Stevie laughs) "On my shelf." - Uh... - That you would do that. - I honestly can't say I know the answer to that. - Oh. Well, this is a

game

of chance. 607,700 hundred dollars for a scalp, I mean, I'm worried that you can buy this. - And we could actually afford one of these. - I mean, I'm just going to guess, $700 so I'm going against that because I've been wrong every time and I'm going with $607. - OK let's see!

Together - $607! - Let's go against instinct. , Link! - And works. - Follow that rule in life and you will be great (laughs) - The illegal animal trade generates more than 10 billion dollars every year thanks to people like Steve. sleeping next to something alive instead of the bride-shaped body pillow Heh heh. - (mocking) Heh heh - Then buy... (Stevie laughs) - "I said a bride-shaped body pillow. Heh heh." -Then buy a 170-pound Komodo dragon. How much does it cost? - A 170-pound Komodo dragon? - They are big. - Oh. - Is it $300,000 or $30,000? It's a big lizard. - But it's still a lizard.

I mean, it costs 25 grand to kill a human being, but you have to pay at least 30 grand for a lizard. What world do we live in? A black market, Link? I hope it's 30 grand. Don't pay $300,000 for... but that's the big risk. - Hmm. I'm going against my instincts again. Very well, you are wrong. - Ugh! He was right! - For $30,000, man! - That doesn't make sense anyway. - For a teacher's salary, you can get a Komodo Dragon. Well, Dave is redecorating his man cave. The Silence of the Lambs theme is sold on average in 22 square foot pieces, which is exactly what Dave needs to upholster his Chaise Lounge.

How much will Dave pay for 22 square feet of fur? square feet That's not much. That's not enough to cover a chair. - It's enough to cover a human. - No, it's not. 22 square feet? - 22 square feet, we've researched, is about the average amount of skin on a person. - Oh. It's human skin. Is it intact? - Well, that's what I think. - I mean, it can't cost $90 for a human skin, like this is real human skin. - Real human skin, Link. - Guh. I mean, this is priced very low. This is a deal either way, so I'm going, I think it's $2,640, and I'm going against instinct and I'm going to say $89.99 as crazy as it sounds, that's my answer. - Link! - You told me to go against my answer! - Wow, you just spit!

How much is it? -$89.99? What is it? Like... - $89.99! - ...a joke. That was like saying... - You said we would go against your answer! (Stevie laughing) - They were all jokes! - Link, you're not going to win what's in the mystery box, I'm going to be able to open it. But this is just for laughs. Only laughter. - Bon Qui Qui loves her... - The only one... - Wait... - You said Bon Qui Qui, let me stop there. The only thing that makes me feel good about being so bad at this is the trouble Stevie has moving these things. (Rhett laughs) - So at least I'm not the only one having problems.

So, Bon Qui Qui what? -Bon Qui Qui loves his doll, but he has grown tired of the non-anatomically correct plastic of his body. (Link laughs) - She wants a real doll. - No. (crew laughter) - Really real. - Oh, oh. -How much money will little Bon Qui Qui need to get out of her piggy bank to be able to buy a whole human corpse? - Oh, quite a human. - Totally human. - A whole human corpse? - Intact, all parts of the body. - Half a million dollars or a quarter of a million dollars. Man. I mean, you kill a person for $25,000, that's a big margin. - And you sell them for $500,000 - Oh, I just gave you the answer. (laughs) - Oh, okay. $551,473. - The reason I knew is because I've been thinking about this business plan, man!

You kill for $25,000 that you sell for, that's crazy... - That was my point. - Percentage of several thousand, man. We should, we're in the wrong business. - Business opportunity. - Link, you didn't win, but I'll tell you. - Let's keep them in suspense about what's in the mystery box because I didn't win. But what do I get, a dollar? - Yes, I'll give you a dollar. - Alright. Thank you for liking and commenting and NOT agreeing that any of these things are correct. - Not the five. - For being on the black market. It is incorrect. - He is the right one. - Do you know what time it is. - "Hi, I'm David and I'm from New York and I just got back from Disney World!

And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythology!" - Remember our last Sketchtober sketch: Did you get me something? has been pre-released on Vessel. boat.com/rhettandlink check it out! - Click on Good Mythical More where we have more articles on black market body parts. We have the scoop on that. - And we are going to sell them. - Praise for someone who died reading Yelp reviews. (funeral music) - Well, we've all gathered here today to celebrate the life of one, Bobby Adams. - Bobby Adams had a special habit that made him a little unusual. Uh, he just loved it, he loved reading Yelp reviews. -He never ate anything, he never visited any of these restaurants.

He lived vicariously through these Yelp reviews. -He had a way of experiencing...-he was sad. - ...the heart of a restaurant by reading restaurant reviews. -It's like he can taste the "text", but only in the Yelp reviews. To the point where he started trying to savor the text. - That's really where we're headed. - Then what happened? - You shouldn't try to savor the text because Bobby did. -Licked his phone, which had Yelp reviews. -And then he died. -Because there was some kind of E-Coli or something like that on his phone, I don't know. -But you know that he died doing what he loves.

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