Bizarre Local Laws (GAME)

- You could be a criminal and not even know it. - Let's talk about that. ♪ (intro music) ♪ - Good morning mythical! - Now Rhett, you're a law-abiding citizen, right? - Yes. Oh yes. - You think you are. Now, I don't think we broke any

laws

on this show. But I don't know for sure because it turns out there are a lot of

laws

in these United States that are really strange. So at any time, any of us could be breaking the laws in any state and not know it. What I did was dust off the

local

law books and dig up some of the more

bizarre

laws still in effect. - Well.

And it's time to play... - Great, I love Cops, man. I love that show. - Okay, you have to fill in these blanks according to the real but strange

local

laws, okay? If you correctly fill out four of these blanks, you'll win an awesome commemorative wanted poster that you'll want. Four out of eight? These are a little difficult. - Well. - Kind of open. - Well, that's what I mean. - I'm going to try to help you, okay? - If you need some clues... - Good. You can, you can ask for clues. A pickle... Be a pickle.

A pickle is a cucumber, did you know that? No. A pickle is a cucumber. I learned that last year. I always thought it grew on a pickle tree. - Correct, but if it's left blank, it's... - I love pickles. - a gun - pickle. - A gun? - A pickle. - Yes. That is the correct pronunciation. Uh, well, I mean... I feel like he has to (clicks). It has to break! And you want to fit it like a Slim Jim, but it's not a Slim Jim, it's a... - Fit it! - Like the... What's wrong, Vlasic?

What... yeah... - That's a pickle brand, yeah. - If it doesn't break, it's not a pickle. - I'm a Mt. Olive man. Final answer? - Yeah! - Wrong answer. The answer is rebound. - Oh what? - He has to-- - (inaudible) bounce your damn pickle! - No. - Once you bounce the pickle, you won't be able to - eat it anymore. Bounce it against what? - Off a desk or table! - A clean sanitary surface, I hope. - Yes, I agree with that. But I mean, I also agree with the law because if it's not bounceable then it's basically just a... - a green banana. - (laughing) Wow.

Wow, okay, well, I'm using my logic muscle here. Don't starve yourself desperately in Idaho, it's the only state where starving yourself desperately is illegal. (laughs) - I mean, I got you! I understand you! - (both laugh) I'll help you. You didn't catch me. - Okay, then think of a better filler for the blank space. - Well, what do you do when you are desperately hungry, starving? - Well. - But then you... - Or? eat voraciously. Eating…eating quickly. It is the only state where fast eating is illegal. I thought you might get this one but you don't.

I'll give you one more chance. Eating a lot. Eating too much! - Potatoes. - Eat - oh okay, potatoes. That's a good guess, it's Idaho. - Don't eat potatoes! The answer is the people. It's cannibalism. The only state where it is technically illegal under the name cannibalism. Uh, title eighteen, chapter fifty, Mayhem states that anyone who intentionally ingests the flesh or blood of a human being is guilty of cannibalism. He can receive up to fourteen years in prison for it. Oh, wow. Unless they are made from potatoes, then you can eat them. No, unless it is an extreme condition that endangers life as the only apparent means of survival. - Oh really?

They put that stipulation there. - They did it. And just to point out, I made sure we had code for all of this because there are a lot of weird, dumb laws floating around on the Internet like fishing from the back of a giraffe. That's not a law anywhere, guys. It's someone trying to get your clicks. -Yes, he gets those clicks. - And here we support you. These laws... - We have your back. You get the clicks. - are real. - In Dunn, North Carolina... - Wow! This is like... this is ten minutes from where we grew up.

The best place in the world! - ...it's illegal... - The cocaine capital of the world! That? - It was known like that. - Yes. It was right on the I-95 corridor and I don't know why, but yeah. It is illegal... to target a street in the city of Dunn. - Don't be cool. I mean, you have to ask Dunn, man! I've never been to Dunn and seen a person who wasn't cool on the city street. My God! Speak ill of Erwin. No. That would be... no, that's... - The denim capital of the world... - That's regulated, that's... - it's Erwin. - required.

Shit? - I hope it's illegal but that's not your answer. - Yes, you can't shit on any street in the city. Basically, I'm giving you as many guesses as you need in this

game

right now. - Drive backwards. - (laughs) Go the other way? - I don't know why... - For example, reversing a vehicle? - it just seems like a - I'm just thinking about a street. You cannot drive backwards more than three and a half meters. Tell me I'm right. - No, it is a bodily function. - You can't urinate on a city street. - No. - You can't poop on a city street... - No. - I already said that. - No. - Can't you throw up on a city street? - No, you're getting closer. - Oh my God.

The only other bodily fluid I can think of is saliva. - (laughs) - Yes, you got it! - Yeah! - Okay, I really want you to win this wanted poster. I saw a guy spit in front of a Rose's and a cop rubbed his face with it. - Do you know the Roses? - (Rhett) Yes, I do. I used to always go into Rose's, next to Restler's. Blanks. For children. - I love a long one of these on the porch. - Uh...I think I know where this is going. Furniture. This is... you put it... you have it... this is when you put the couch on the porch.

This is something that is done throughout the South. - That's how it is. - You can not do that. The University of Colorado Boulder is a party school. They have the habit of burning sofas... - Yes. - when they are celebrating things. As if just, “Put tater tots back on the dining room menu!” Yes of course. - But there is no jail sentence. - The first thing that comes to mind is a fly. Your fly. - Know? - That would be... - The barn door is open. By the way, the other night I went on a date with my wife and three hours into the date, she told me, "Your fly is open." - And you said: "Yours too, we're tied." - (laughs) No, I thought, "Well, thanks for waiting until now." - (laughs) - That's not what it is. - Thats not all. - Window?

Some kind of window. - It's Wyoming. Here's your clue... - Corn. - This is Wyoming. To close an ear of corn. Close a farm. You can't close a farm. You can't close a street. You can't close a cow. - It's a fence. - Oh wow. Which makes sense, keeping the cattle from escaping, that's their livelihood. I'm trying to take cues from the region, Kansas. - It won't help you. - You cannot have more than four Wizard of Oz trinkets. - Here's a clue, Wellington... - Because you know you want more than that. - That's true. - To distribute to the grandchildren. - And everyone has them.

Wellington, Kansas, has no single women over forty, as a correlation. Zero single women? Can't you have more than four single women? That's... - I don't think you can own any woman. - You're not - my clue isn't helping you. It was kind of a joke suggestion, but it should help you. Cologne bottles? You can't have more... cars. - That? - No. Does it have something to do with women? If you are single and over forty and female, you leave the state because you cannot own more than four of these. High heels. It's the cats, Rhett. Oh. - I was throwing cats... - You should have said older. - I was throwing the cat ladies under the bus. - OK well.

Ok I have it. Not everything works in West Virginia, this doesn't work. It is illegal to hunt or pursue a wild animal using an alias. (laughs) (Old West accent) No, it's not me. It's Richard McClellan (laughs) who's hunting today. - You're like... you're like yelling at a deer? - No, it's Richard McClellan! Everything will be fine! - Relax, deer! I'm just going to target you. - (normal voice) That's my usual alias. - No, it's a pet that I'm afraid to pet. - That's your clue. - Oh, a raccoon. You can't... no, a cat. You can't pet... a ferret. - Can't you chase a wild animal using a ferret? - That's how it is!

How did you get that? - I don't know! - My track wasn't that good. Fun fact: Ferrets aren't real, they're just stretched out noodle rats. Oh. - The next question is... - Noodle rats? - This is to win. Search it. - Well. In Mississippi, M-I-double S-I-double S-I- double humpback humpback-double I? - No. - Single I. If you blank out in front of two or more people, you can be fined up to $100. - Mississippi. - If you blank out in Mississippi in front of up to two people... - Up to two people. - In front of two people or more, I should say. - If you say you are vegan. - In Mississippi, you're going to... - (laughs) Do you think they officially put it on the books? - Yes.

You have to keep it to yourself! Keep that to yourself, don't say that in front of us! No... I'm not saying that's not on the books, but that's not the law I found. I think if you pass gas, I think this is a fart. If you fart in front of two or more people you can be fined... - The fine is 100 dollars. - $100, yes... - Damn, that would be more than $100. - Actually? Just a little (makes fart sound). - Just a little one? - Yes. - This involves the mouth. - Fart in the mouth. - (both laugh) - (Rhett makes a fart sound with his mouth) Hey, $100!

Burp. Can't you burp in front of people? - (laughs) No, it's a curse. - (both laugh) - I'm just thinking-- - You were freaking out for a second. I'm just thinking about bodily functions. - Did you know? - I never grew up. I know, that was hard, man. I'll give it to you anyway. You will win this fantastic wanted poster. They are Mike and Alex in the episode Good Mythical Crew. They wreaked havoc on a mini golf venue, broke all kinds of laws and are wanted. Or at least... - Yes, I can say that. - That's a wanted poster they made. - This is official. - Put this at the post office. - We'll have to watch to find out the full story.

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