Bill Murray, Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo’s Dirty Canoe Ride in Brooklyn

GUILLERMO AND I HAD AN ADVENTURE COURTESY OF THE NORTH BROOKLYN YACHT CLUB. WE TOOK A CANOE TO THE NEW TOWN CREEK THAT RUNS BETWEEN BROOKLYN AND QUEENS. AND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE INTERESTING, WE INVITED A FRIEND, SOMEONE WHO LOVES NEW YORK AND IS ALSO AN EXPERT IN AQUATIC LIFE. OH, HEY, IS THIS THE PLACE? YES, THIS IS THE PLACE. THIS IS NICE. BEAUTIFUL. THIS IS MY SUMMER PLACE. Jimmy: SHALL WE CHECK IT? DID YOU WEAR THE SEVERAL ONE? I'M READY, MR. BILL. YOU'RE GONNA NEED ONE OF THESE. EVERYTHING WELL. ♪ Jimmy: HELLO GUYS. HOW ARE YOU?

HELLO. WELCOME TO PUNTO VERDE. Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? THIS IS RECYCLING IN ACTION. IT'S COMING OUT. Jimmy: I KNEW THERE WAS NATURAL BEAUTY, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS SO MUCH ARTIFICIAL BEAUTY TOO. THAT IS THE LIFE CYCLE WHEN THE RECYCLING CONTAINER IS RECYCLED. WHAT IS THIS WATERWAY CALLED? THIS IS THE NEW TOWN CREEK. THE BOARD IS FORMED BETWEEN BROOKLYN AND QUEENS, SO THAT'S IT -- STAY OUT OF BROOKLYN! HOW ARE YOU THERE? VERY GOOD, regulate. Jimmy: Fair. ♪ THAT'S QUEENS ON YOUR LEFT, BROOKLYN ON YOUR RIGHT. HEY, CAN YOU GIVE US A PUSH? YOU HAVE TO WORK!

Jimmy: WE ARE GAINING SPEED. OH, FUCK THE BOAT WITH THE ENGINE. DO WE REALLY CARE? IT HAS A FLAG. IT HAS A HORN. IT PROBABLY HAS SOME DAMAGES, IT'S OKAY. YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB. THE STREAM HAS ALWAYS SERVED AS A KIND OF ALLEY, A SERVICE CORRIDOR FOR THE CITY. Jimmy: THIS IS WHERE YOU WOULD LIKE A MURDER ON CRAIGSLIST, YOU KNOW? NOW EVERYONE LETS ROW! YOU CAN SEE THESE GAS TANKS ON THE RIGHT. Jimmy: YES. NEW TOWN CREEK HAS ALWAYS BEEN A HUB OF OIL PRODUCTION. ON THE LEFT, ALL OF THESE THINGS HERE ARE FOR THE BUCKEYE PIPELINE, A Major National Pipeline.

GOES TO LAGUARDIA AIRPORT, HERE THERE IS AIRCRAFT FUEL BELOW THE STREAM. Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD FOR THE FISH, RIGHT? OH, THAT'S EXCELLENT. THOSE ARE THE DIGESTING EGGS OF THE LATEST WATER TREATMENT INSTALLATION. IT CAN BE AS SMALL AS A TENTH OF AN INCH. Jimmy: A TENTH OF AN INCH? I KNOW PEOPLE WHO SWEAT SO MUCH. IF NEW YORKERS WANT TO HELP, THEY CAN AVOID THROWING THE BOX OUT OF THE BOX WHEN IT'S RAINING. Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE FACE OF THAT CAMPAIGN. WE WOULD LOVE IT. Jimmy: HELLO FRIENDS, I'M JIMMY KIMMEL, REMINDING YOU THAT WHEN IT STARTS SPLASHING, DON'T RUN YOUR TINKLE.

OH NO! DO YOU HAVE ANY SNACKS? Jimmy: I SEE SOME SNACKS FLOATING. ALL THIS GARBAGE MAKES ME HUNGRY. Jimmy: I CAN SEE WHY YOU WOULD BE HUNGRY. WE'RE GOING TO CROSS THE CREEK TO THE QUEENS SIDE. Jimmy: TURN LEFT AND CROSS THE STREAM TO THE QUEENS SIDE, EVERYONE. GO FORWARD. YES, PADEL. PALLETTE. Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE NOW WE HAVE ENTERED THE NICE NEIGHBORHOOD. WAIT UNTIL YOU GO A LITTLE FURTHER. THERE ARE ROSES. AND DEFINITELY MIMOSA TREES. CAN WE HAVE A DRINK? I'M THIRSTY. LOOK WHAT I HAVE HERE. Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NOT WATER, IS IT? IS THIS SOMETHING THAT I CAN PREVENT MY MOUTH FROM BEING DRY?

Jimmy: THAT TEQUILA her? her THAT'S TEQUILA. I ALWAYS HAVE TEQUILA IN CASE I AM THIRSTY. Jimmy: she THAT'S A GOOD FRIEND. I'M NOT SURE I HAVE TESTED IT CORRECTLY. OH, SHE'S ALL YOURS. Jimmy: EVERY TIME WE SEE SOMETHING ESPECIALLY DIRTY, WE'LL TOAST. Mmm. Jimmy: THANK YOU, GUILLERMO, IT TASTE A LITTLE LIKE YOUR MUSTACHE. HMM, YOU'RE THE FIRST TO SAY THAT. THIS IS SCARY. Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN LIFE, GUILLERMO. THERE ARE PADDERS AND THERE ARE PASSENGERS. YES. Jimmy: GUESS WHICH YOU ARE RIGHT NOW. THE PASSENGER. ROWING IS DIFFICULT, JIMMY. Jimmy: YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THIS WATER, HUH?

WE BRING WEEKLY BIRD WATCHING TROOPS HERE. Are you single? NO, NO, WE BOTH HAVE WIVES. THAT'S A SURPRISE. SO YOU CAN SEE A SHORE BIRD UP THERE. THAT'S A HERON. Jimmy: CAN WE FEED THE EGRET? YOU CAN TRY, BUT THEY EAT FISH AND KCRUSTATIONS. DO YOU THINK THE BREAD IS NOT SO GOOD? MAYBE THEY ARE ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN-FREE. Jimmy: MAYBE BIRDS ARE GLUTEN FREE, THAT'S A GOOD POINT. I'M ONLY MAKING GOOD POINTS, JIMMY. Jimmy: THAT LOOKS LIKE A BAD SIGN. WHAT? Jimmy: IS PUBLGBUBBLING COMI FROM THE EARTH? THERE IS A PIPE. Jimmy: THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT IS DONE IN AN AQUARIUM.

YES, THE SEDIMENTS ARE CONTAMINATED. Jimmy: AND WE ARE BREATHING IT. YOU SAY I NEVER TAKE YOU ANYWHERE FUN. YES, YES, YES. IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN TAKE A PHOTO OF THAT AND PLAY NICE MUSIC OVER IT? WHITE BIRD, FOR "IT'S BEAUTIFUL ♪ ♪ ♪ ON A WINTER DAY ♪ UNDER THE RAIN ♪ MIMOSA! Jimmy: NOW WE ARE AT THE EAST RIVER. YES. Jimmy: NOW THE SITUATION IS A LITTLE A LITTLE DIGIT IS BEAUTIFUL. THERE WE WERE, A MINUTE AGO WE WERE PADDING BETWEEN THE RECYCLING AND THE FILTRATION Jimmy: AND NOW WE ARE NOW WE ARE HERE TO THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS.

Jimmy: WHAT. IT'S SO FUNNY? WHEN HE GETS NERVOUS, HE STARTS TO LAUGH. IN HIGH SCHOOL AND IT NEVER WORKED. THANK YOU FOR TRAVELING WITH US. THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND THANK YOU FOR THIS, I THINK THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR THE TEQUILA, GUILLERMO. GREETINGS Jimmy. : TO THE EAST RIVER. TOWARDS THE EAST RIVER. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF THIS WATER.