Best Of: Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias | Netflix Is A Joke

- Next thing I know, Snoop reaches under the desk and pulls out the biggest joint I've ever seen. (audience applauding) Oh, this fool was huge. As soon as he pulled out that damn joint, I got excited because he wanted to grab my cell phone, okay? I wanted to grab my cell phone so I could take a selfie of Snoop in the background being Snoop. Then, while I'm looking for my phone (laughs), Snoop starts talking to me again. Big Fluff? AHA? If that? (Audience laughs) Hit that while I hit this. (Audience laughs) (Audience applauds) The second I did that, all the cameras in the room, red light, red light, red light, red light, red light.

My publicist says no! My son says yes! (Audience laughs) (Audience applauds) And now, brother, I'm faced with a serious situation because I've talked about friends who participate and do things like this, but I've never talked openly about myself, you know? (Audience laughs) And now I realized that from this moment on, people will know what happened here with Snoop. So I started trying to find ways to justify it to myself. You know... (audience laughs) If you're going to do something like this on camera, you want it to be with Snoop. (Audience laughs) You want it to be with Snoop, Cheech & Chong (audience applauds) or Willy Nelson. (audience cheering) (audience applauding) The next thing I remember is the manager handing me a lighter.

I turn it on and take a big drag. (inhaling) (audience applauding) So listen up. I'm doing my

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to contain all this smoke, because I don't want to look like a punk in front of Snoop Dog. I'm trying, I'm fighting brother. It's difficult, you know? (Imitates choking) (Audience laughs) All the time Snoop is like hell, yeah. (audience laughs) That's what I'm saying. Fluffy is swelling today. (Audience laughs) (Audience applauds) I don't remember the rest of the interview. (Audience laughs) What I remember is my friend Anthony telling Snoop Dog and I to stand up for a photo.

He said get up to take a photo, so Snoop and I got up to take this photo. I put my arm around him. I have to put my arm around him because he's so much taller than me, okay? Snoop has me at least five inches. Shut up, why are you laughing? (Gabriel laughs) (audience laughs) (audience applauds) (audience applauds) You guys are laughing at the wrong

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s. (Audience laughs) (Audience applauds) To know that I'm going to have a good experience at a taco truck, I always do my research and look to see who runs the truck. So I know I'm going to have a good time, I want to make sure it's an all-female team. (Audience laughs) I don't want to sound sexist, it's just that when it's all women driving the truck, it makes me feel good about myself. (Audience laughs) They make me feel special.

When I arrive at one in the morning and have a high, they make me feel good. (imitates slapping hands) Hello? They approach the window. (speaking in foreign language) I feel like a child. I thought, can I have a taco? (audience laughs) (speaks in foreign language) Now see, when it's an all-male Mexican team driving the truck, it's already late, they're tired, they're bitter. Customer service is not our strong point at one in the morning. And then you have to deal with a drunk idiot like me. (imitates hand blows) Hello! And they approach the window. (speaking in foreign language) What do you want?

What do you want? Hey, what's up brother? Can I have a taco? Okay, what else? That's all. (Gabriel groans) (audience laughs) (audience applauds) That's not even a word! (Audience laughs) But you know exactly what he just told you. (Audience laughs) For some reason, Mexicans and only Mexicans have this sound that comes out of us that can discredit anything you put in front of it. No matter what it is. We can kill him with that sound. I just graduated from college at the top of my class. (imitates moans) (audience laughs) (audience applauds) Well, okay, I'll work at Burger King.

Poppy, this is my fiancé. He loves me. (imitates moans) Fine, I'll be a whore. (Audience laughs) (Audience applauds) (Gabriel laughs) And speaking of whores, let me tell you where we're staying. (Audience laughs) (Gabriel laughs) That's a bad transition. Every once in a while I go to a comedy show alone. Now, I don't know if that sounds weird to you, but nowadays, for me to do something alone, it's my team, my other people who work for me, they get scared when I go places because they're always worried. For my safety. What happens if someone tries to kidnap you? (Audience laughs) Well, they're going to earn it. (Audience laughs) (Audience applauds) I got into a fight with some of my team members and said you know what?

I'm just going out. I bought a ticket and went to see Chris Rock in concert one night. (audience cheering) (audience cheering) Now, I say, you know what? Maybe I can come back on stage and I don't know, if I'm lucky maybe I'll say hi to him. I always wanted to meet him. So I went to the side of the stage, ran to security and said, hello. He looked at me and said Fluffy! And when he did that I said hey listen, I forgot my keys. I come right back and the guy says, yeah, he goes on, get your keys, get your keys, get your keys.

I'm like, "Oh my God, that shit worked." (Audience laughs) (Audience applauds) Just like that, I snuck backstage at a Chris Rock concert. Once I was behind the curtain, I felt in my element. I knew where everything was. I knew where the food was, I knew where the locker rooms were, where the bathrooms were. I'm walking with a soda. People come up to me. We didn't know you'd be here. I received a call at the last minute. (Audience laughs) Looking for my keys. (Audience laughs) I say, you know what? I came this far. I'm going to press it.

I want to meet him. I always wanted to meet Chris Rock. It was not difficult. Once back there I just had to go to the locker room. All I had to do was read the name on the door. I'm standing in front of the door and I'm hyperventilating alone... (imitates gasping) (audience laughing) (imitates knocking) The door opens and there's this man there, this bodyguard who's just huge. I'm a big guy but damn! The guy was huge. (audience laughs) As soon as he opened the door he just... (imitates the creature's growl) Welcome to Jurassic... (speaks in a foreign language) And I stood there and said, hello. (Audience laughs) And he says: Can I help you?

Yes, my name is Gabriel. I'm a comedian and I wanted to see if I could say hi to Chris Rock if possible. Do you say comedian? Yeah. So, do you understand that Chris is going over his material right now and he's not really trying to talk to anyone? So I'll tell you what player, if you want to come after the show, you're more than welcome, but sure. Now is not a good time. Chris Rock is a busy man. (imitates moans) (audience laughs) Can I say hello? Excuse me? Can I say hello? What you mean? (Audience laughs) Can I say hello to Chris?

I don't have to go in. Can I say hello? Chris Rock is in the room. He can hear the stupid conversation taking place. (Audience laughs) I know this because I can hear Chris Rock in the background. What's happening? Who is at the door? Get out of the way. (Audience laughs) I, Chris, I have this man, I have this. Move! Alright. The guy stands to the side and now I'm looking at Chris Rock and he recognized me, and that scared me. Oh yeah, he scared me. He says, oh shit. Look who he is, look who he is.

He is the king of the Mexicans. (Audience laughs) (Audience applauds) We all have our attempts at a good work voice. (Audience laughs) When you walk into that interview, you don't sound like you sound on a Saturday night when you're having a couple of drinks. No. You clean it, you practice in the car and when you get in you turn it on. If you check my references you will see that I am more than qualified for this position. Don't hesitate to call Frank Torres. Frank will tell you about the amazing job I did for him two and a half weeks ago.

Listen, I'm ready to work seven days a week, 365 days a year. No job is too big, no task is too small. You can count on me. I am the right person for the job. Please keep me in mind. Thank you very much for his time. And then you get to the parking lot... (audience applauds) And then you get to the parking lot and you're like, ugh! (speaking in foreign language) No way man. No, I need a job man, I need a job. (audience cheering) (audience applauding) Wow! (Audience applauds) You know we all have our daytime voice that we have with our family, our friends and our children, you know?

And then we have our night voice, our party voice. Jager! (Audience laughs) And then, if you're lucky enough, you have your voice very, very, very late at night. That's right, you don't even know what's about to happen. You better get on the ground. (Speaking in foreign language) Like some of you are looking at me like, "Oh my God, Fluffy is a weirdo." (Audience laughs) I'm just giving an example. (Gabriel laughs) (audience laughs) All the kids say oh, this is different. (Audience laughs) I'm sorry, because I see those kids and they're like (imitates gasp). (Gabriel laughs) (soft music)