Best Modern Comedic Movie Scenes - Part 1

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y. Have we forgotten that the use of marijuana is illegal? Well, I have glaucoma. I get nervous in crowds. Herpes. Then you won't mind if I start your bike now. Would you wait? You'll find it. Arise, God, my dig. now you guys even real cops look like kids on halloween it's so funny it's when you show us some respect pig hey you want me to hit your dick you want to hit my dick i'll hit your dick with both hands. What's happening? Come on, that's weird, man. I think what he was trying to say is that he will hit you so many times in the genital area that your penises will just fall off.

Why do you have salt? They are real drugs. You're right. What are they? we assumed seven girls we can do the right thing we promised it's ridiculous and confidence now I'm never going to burn out because that tampon use catches a cold guys you look at fucking heart attacks let me see no no no okay that's it good for trace I guess wait, you changed your name to McLovin McLovin, what kind of stupid name is that Fogle, what are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? Oh, they let you choose whatever name you want to put on there and you landed on McLovin.

I was between that or Mohammad why would I be between that or Mohammad? Well, just pick a common name of a normal person. Mohammad is the most commonly used name on earth. Read a book for a BOGO. Have you ever met someone named Mohammad? Have you ever met someone named Mohammad? did you meet someone named McLovin no that's how you picked a dumb name give me that okay you look like a future pedophile in this picture number one number two doesn't even have a name it just says McLovin it's a name a name who are they seal Fogle , your ID says you are 25 years old, why don't you put 21 man?

Seth Seth Seth hears every day, hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with their fake IDs and they all say they're 21 years old. a lot of 21 year olds you think are honest, cities call strategy, okay, keep calm, okay, let's not lose our minds, since it's a good ID, you know it will work, it's passable, okay, this It's not terrible, I mean, it's up to you. Fogle, is this guy going to think here's another kid with a fake ID or here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor, hey, so what will it be? I'm McLovin, no, you're nobody's McLovin.

McLovin' he never existed because it's a fact. -up, silly fairy tale, name it, she's a man, it'll work, one chance, relax, it's okay, I'm sure the Green Goblin can provide more bacon, dude, this is supposed to last us until we get rescued, wait Wait a second, I know what happened, you fell. Acid, right mm-hmm? Craig has no pants, he went crazy, he probably danced, he sweated all over the place, you turned white in the mouth, Franky, you probably sucked someone's dick, Jonah, who's here, probably watched and masturbated, Jay, me I did it. I don't know you were in town, it was good to see you Danny, we didn't take acid, we didn't suck each other's dicks.

James Franco didn't suck any cock last night. Now I know you all are tripping. Actually, they don't know what happened last night. Daniel, you might want to sit still for a second. Really complicated things happened and there were a lot of deaths. Oh, really, you're putting your serious voice on Jonah. Okay, tell me about these deaths. uh, Michael Sarah is gone, it's not a total loss, uh, that's a better performance from you given in your last six

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s, where it was in Green Hornet, uh, Jonah, you're sucking balls, you're an award-nominated person. the Academy, you need to sell that.

Dude, there was a fatality, fatality, okay, that was good, looks like we're joking, cops, does the Avenues payroll tell us? Well, there's policewoman Carol and Leek, I don't know, I could have a lot, I mean this. The guy is super well connected and he also has a really awesome hideout. He's pretty tough. What else is good? He's out, he's out of the war right now. With Asians, they're like in a war on drugs right now, he's what Asian Indians technically are. Asian, it's true, what Asians, I don't know Chinese or Korean, or yes, a little, a little, just little Asians, like Asians with guns and drugs, and not their friends.

I know, so relax now that I've been a real son of a and a shitty friend Saul, I'm talking to you Dale, you're a new friend but I can fix it, it's okay, I forgot, brothers before hos, just go out to the back porch, I won't say anything, it's okay, I'll cover it. for you, okay, thanks, it was still a dead dill salt bath there on the back porch, khachapuri, okay, tell Ted's guys my name, then they'll go to my a

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ment and there I have Angie's name, When they can put it in, no. I think we should stink why then I'm in the dumpster they've already turned red it's your last chance man you're going to give him something we can use man you've got to be kidding me man I mean what more do you want?

I told you. that the guy's name was Dale Denton, obviously he's working with Saul, that they came here, trashed my house, kicked me out and that duck took me to my grandfather's wheelchair, what else do you want me to tell you? I had read your horoscope, yeah that's ok too, ask if any of them were Asian, what kind of scared friend the white people were. Denton could have been with you. I don't know, I don't judge people for things like that, obviously we. re friends mm-hmm Dale Denton isn't Asian, he's fine, kill, read, man, listen. I would appreciate it both of you.

Take off my shoes and this is a new rug. You are leaving a trail of mud here. Madsen, you have British gentlemen. in I haven't seen anyone use them since 1987 Oh, what the hell are you doing? Tara told me to kill him, well how about a little discretion here, see, see, right there, see, you can't, see what you used to don't you? give me discretion I think you ripped someone's jaw off I think he was ruthless he was a ruthless man probably so I had them here for dinner fish tacos that's how you do me or about the things I'm afraid to understand you, you know? it's like if I say something about women or never, I think a lot of it is pretty much me just dealing with issues with, you know, old issues with my mom, whatever, your mom, yeah, or you know, when I say things about gay people that people think. that my lyrics are homophobic, you know it's because I'm gay when I rap about violence or you know it sounds like I'm promoting violence, you know it's my thing, it's about me, you just know how to deal with it, when did he say wow?

We're going to miss the day. Did he do things the same day? today we're preaching the beep, you just ate them, let's back up for a moment, you just said you were gay and I'm curious what you meant by that exactly I mean, I'm gay, uh, I'm a little confused here because gay can mean many things. I am homosexual, that is, I like men. What just happened. I just said I was gay four times. History is probably surprised by what Right now I'm saying I'm more surprised that people haven't realized it yet, I mean it's like I've been playing gay hide and seek, gay hide and seek, yes, but publicist, I'm covering up this interview office, I'm bothering you.

Have you ever uploaded device what everyone longs for Dave look I have the lyrics say what I say what did you mean when you rapped? I said cute straight. I had a vasectomy, Hector, so you can't get pregnant if I'm bisexual. Much has been leaving a trace of homosexuality. I see you know now, but yes, actually, Hector, Hector was a real person. Hector and his rectum were real.