Best Brother Wedding Speech Kills Crowd (hilarious ending!)

I have to go to the bathroom. Starting to keep this short following a verb is always a difficult task, but I will try my

best

. A few months ago I was talking to Alan and he said, "I really don't want you to talk." my

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but you're the only

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I have for those of you who don't know me my name is Erin and I'm today's phasma

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. I decided to enter the

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brother's highest bets, so the best bets are mainly deep because there are fewer of them. competition Michelle and Alan it's an honor to be here today.

I couldn't be happier for you two, I'm so happy to be able to celebrate the stay with so many friends and family not only from this area but from all over the world. There are people from Quebec. Alberta claims there's even someone from Australia here. It's amazing how far some people will travel to get a free meal. Allen. I'm honored to be part of this little army you call a

wedding

party, which is the biggest table I've ever seen in my life whenever I want. Saying that today would include a big party I thought you were talking about the reception.

I don't know which group is bigger. Allen's groomsmen or Rita Vanilla's pallbearers. His music will live in my heart forever. Especially amazing, they were here today considering Alan had kidney stones. Just a few days ago, for a short period of time, Alan was in quite a bit of pain and it seemed like today wouldn't even happen. There was always a part of me, however, that knew the wedding was going to happen. He knew Alan wouldn't let him. anything stands in the way of a married Michelle, than the fact that we were a Dutch family and everything had been paid for, so let me tell you a little about my relationship with Alan, we met in the 80s, at a time in which Spam was simply canned meat.

First, I think Alan respected me because we did do polite things for me, including giving me the top bunk in a few years, however, our brotherly rivalry intensified and Alan was already older than me if you look at old family photos like the one in the Table. three you can check it out after Alan looked like a childish bodybuilder and it seems like Jana never fed me until today she is always like Alla needs protein elements like protein so we just starve to death I guess because of the Alan's physique. I avoided having physical confrontations with him.

Instead, I tried to be smart. My favorite tactic was to give him a hard object like marbles and then stand in front of glass objects like mirrors, windows, and jugs. Then I would insult him and he was a bit like a big dog without knowing his own strength I would have it all tomorrow around me I would be a dog the glass would break I will love every second as the years go by although I thought the rivalry was dying out a possible friendship was starting I guess I was wrong, although I did get an email from Alan on my birthday one year saying happy birthday, mum made me send this.

However, I won't make fun of Alan much more because we all know he's been through enough pain this week and he'll be Let's be honest, doing Konev Alan is very difficult to do, that was kind of like maybe he's the biggest, okay , maybe it's the older brother, but Alan was and is so good at so many things, he has so many good qualities, I'm sorry, it was me. I generally admire him because Alan is almost perfect and doesn't really make any mistakes. It really made it difficult for her to deal with the material for this

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.

I need it better if it weren't for the kidney stones he had. be screwed so if it's Alan there are a lot of qualities that Alan has either MS maturity in grade school animals busy running a website most of his classmates were probably worried because his voice is changing hair growing in strange places whether Alan his toughness, the guy just pissed on a rock, he said let's repeat that raka, no I know, Allen told me yesterday that he actually went to the bathroom with his hand and grabbed the rock and Allen usually doesn't see us washing our hands Like, uh, John.

Davis told me yesterday I hope he did it that time, either Alice, ahem, we're talking about Allen's ratings here. I digress, so if it affects his compassion, he spends countless hours meeting with his athletes at the action sports ministry or whatever they call it. AIA at first I heard him wrong, although I thought he said one time he told me he was going to spend the weekend and I'm like Alan, I didn't know you drank, if it's Alan's intelligence, only Alan will be able to maintain a ninety . average and still be great or if it's his athletic ability his trophy collection was huge, always bigger than my 7th place ribbon collection, there was and always is a reason to admire Alan, many younger brothers learn from their older brothers, with Alan and I it's the other way around. there but enough about Alan and his Nobel Peace Prize winners today Alan is a married man today it's about Alan and the love of his life his MacBook Pro in life there are people who procrastinate and leave everything for the last minute like me and his

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and then there's Alan, you can't look past the planning that went into today.

He actually had his wedding website up and running before he even met Michelle, and since Herb mentioned that Alan liked to plan when we were younger, we called him the guy he always planned. he planned ahead thought things through and organized actions in a way to achieve whatever his goal was at the time the plan, man, things started years ago, when Alan was about five years old, Kristen, if you remember, We saw two hours go by making a sandwich, two seconds. eating it, she wouldn't really call it making a sandwich, although it was more like designing a sandwich.

He had put all the ingredients on the table, carefully placing them on his bread. We knew that from that moment on the man was destined to be an engineer. I have no doubt that Alan's big plan includes sharing his life with beautiful wife Michelle, you look amazing today Alan, you didn't even shave. I'll never forget the day Alan got engaged, partly because him videotaping his proposal, apparently it's kind of gross. because he called me that day Alan never calls me when he calls you know what's up with something important as soon as I picked up the phone I could hear his voice.

I've never heard Alan sound happier than before. I always make fun of him. I can safely say how he shows off his engineering ring on his little finger, although today Alan is much prouder of his new ring and even more proud to show his new wife Michelle since we met you, we learned that you are a keeper. I especially like them. You from the beginning because he always laughed at my jokes even though Alan would just shake his head and call me an idiot. You were beautiful to look at, you are kind, compassionate, genuine, intelligent and loving.

And most importantly, you make my brother happy in a way I never could. These last few days have been difficult with Alan's health. Michelle, you have been there for him every step of the way. Michelle or should I say Mitch, welcome to the family. There are many Michelles in this world, but there is only one Mitch for those of you who don't. I don't know our family calls Michelle Mitch why I have no idea. I think once I call him, for some reason he gets stuck. I think you heard that you misunderstood me because he sometimes calls you Mitchell, don't worry too much about that, sometimes he calls me.

Kayla, seriously though she couldn't ask for a better sister-in-law and I sincerely apologize for the horrible last name you have to use from now on. I told Alan an easy to use styler. I went to pick up my tuxedo there on Saturday. as a last name please I'm good, ooh, like uh, I went with the baby to pick up a gift from the registry there, as a last name please, I'm like nonsense, they're like uh, these are the struggles you'll have to deal with cope. on a daily basis, I am completely confident that they will thrive by being good Alan and Michelle.

I wish you all the best in your life together. I love you both. Mom made me say that, so I don't have a drink, but let's all get up. glass, most importantly, important people here at the bar, staff to Alan and Michelle, thank you. I'm going to hug them and then I can go to the bathroom.