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Very strong southern accent, but when she has a southern accent now, you hear it, but when she's at home, everyone says you lost your accent, but clearly anyone here hears it, but her family's accent is so strong that they don't hear it. What's interesting to me is that we can all agree that accent loss exists, as if people lose accents all the time, however, accent loss can also simply be seen as the acquisition of another accent and If that's the case, if I talk like that and suddenly I go to Los Angeles and talk like that, all my friends at home leave, you don't sound like that. like you, you lost your accent, but essentially I heard what other people sounded like, I thought it sounded weird and I started changing my accent to assimilate to that group, yeah I think that's what Madonna did, it sounded like Madonna was going to Europe and So, but we are like this and this is where I lose people in the United States.

We are so self-centered that we believe we don't have accents like people say we do. I remember joking about it. I went on stage in Scotland and Me and I was like I'm not even joking, it was like I'm from the best American country in the world, they're like boo and I'm like oh yeah, try it, let me prove it to you, how come you don't? he talks with an accent and they lost their minds, they're like you sound different to us, well that's exactly the conversation I had with this young kid on our patreon, I was like, yeah, you know, because he's from Boston, he obviously has a very personality. obvious.

Boston Accent I was like, oh, what do you think about the California accent and he said Californians don't have accents and Bobby said yeah, they don't. Well look, I'm from a different country, that's my point. that's what I'm trying to get at is like the idea that you would assume that someone doesn't have an accent is it's and that's why I'm too passionate about it is so it's self-centered it's self-centered in that America it's a problem with our country is that we believe that we don't have a I don't speak with an accent when there are people in England who go, yes, I think I don't have an accent either, but that's because around, yes, but it's like that, I am and like that, when it comes to Hillary Baldwin and I, this It's a little, I'll never understand it, but when it comes to Larry Baldwin, I said Sigur, come on, does your mom have an accent? when she goes home and he says no he sounds like he's speaking in the 1970s because he hasn't been there forever so she but i go isn't it possible if you speak spanish to acquire a bit of a spanish accent ? now hilaria baldwin is a bad example because she also went on a cooking show was what's this called and they're like a cucumber, you mean yeah, I, she's a bad example, but I've been obsessed with this and then.

I have our best friend is from Vietnam Chinese from Vietnam born in Vietnam took immigrants to America mom doesn't speak English dad doesn't speak English she speaks obviously I guess Mandarin and Vietnamese but she does and I get into this every time we get drunk. mention this, she doesn't talk like she speaks bad english, yes she calls it chinglish, she calls it now, i didn't call it, she calls it english, so i go, i call it two behind her back, but she is our best friend. and every time I get drunk I go I go do you think you have an accent and she says no and then her whole family doesn't believe she has an accent because but if you listened to her, yeah, would you say oh she then?

It's like suddenly the accent and this is what I do when I get high is that I get obsessed with this well, this is what I'm a perfect example to see both sides because I'm what you call a 1.5 I came here when I was 15, so I came here with a very strong accent, hard consonants throughout the whole thing. I couldn't say 20. I used to say 20 and I used to say it was really a Filipino accent, yeah, yeah. be a huge insecurity for me because I almost would that's so sexy oh my god I couldn't say oregon oregon oh I love it I love it but look I don't think I have an accent so I listen to that and I say I want to hear that story, wrong emphasis on the wrong part of the word, on the wrong syllable, so I remember one time I was trying to sign up for a swimming meet and I was like, oh, where do I sign up?

It was registered and he was like what are you saying, like he didn't know where I'm supposed to turn her down. Really, very self-conscious and very insecure because people always put me in a different box when they heard me speak and then I found the need to over-accentuate my valley girl accents, so I started to obsess and pick up this fake accent. television um because now, well, first when I was fully Mexican, by the way, I had a Mexican Filipino hybrid accent at this point, very confused teenager and then um, the white swim team that I swam for were all white kids and they just No I could not mention my accent every time I spoke, so when senior year came around, I was talking like, oh my gosh, guys, hey, I'm Kala and it was so sad because I was so insecure, but then one.

One day I woke up and I said: you know what hard consonants are that come back, this is who I am and it's mountain mountain mountain refrigerator 20 oregon I think that's it I wonder I wonder now because this was yesterday I'm walking with my daughters and I realized Notice that they still sound like themselves, no they haven't, it's like there's a thing called vocal fry, do you know what that is? Yes, like some women like me, I'm going to, I'm going to say it. the way I think it's supposed to be understood, okay, and we'll correct it, by the way, prepare to eliminate me from this, try your best calculations, go ahead, okay, and this is what I read, quotes, women unintelligent people who feel that their words fail.

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Someone just says they lost it to Karen I don't get angry at that person I see how I could have been that person how I try I try to internalize everything to try to become a better person Are you trying to empathize? With children I empathize with everyone, that is my biggest problem is that I empathize with everyone, even with people who do not deserve that empathy, maybe yes, yes, I hardly say it jokingly, but I think that is the basis of forgiveness . to find why we can have a mass murderer, not a mass murderer, but a man who murdered someone, go to jail, get out and then we as a society say he has redeemed himself, maybe We can't do that to say like a Drew Brees who says something insensitive, that's a bad example, but you know, I mean, I'm very much in the line of trying to forgive, I'm exactly the same, by the way, that's my nature, my bottom line is always just to consider that they had a very different upbringing to consider all the different things in their life just because it's very difficult for me, unless someone actually had a similar brain injury at birth, to believe that some people are inherently bad, that was a baby, yeah, at some point everyone was a baby, I saw a baby once and I was like that was a bad baby, that's a bad baby, there's a real boy, that's a real boy , maybe I don't know, I won't say his name.

Now he is 16 years old. He is a bad boy. Was he bad from the time he was born until now? So this kid is a model now. No, no, I'm curious. I would love to know where this child is, just to stay away from him because as a child I am taking this lightly, but this is very serious, he was born in Russia and was kept without human contact for the first three years, two years of his life, I mean, very bad, really, it's very bad from a developmental point of view. to a child and she gave him, I mean, he was adopted by a single mother and um, this woman was a fucking saint because we went to classes together with mom and I and this child almost made her bleed in every class, I mean, just biting and hitter. like he just didn't have the wild nature of him, he was a and I remember going like he remembered grabbing my son by the ponytail to get away from this kid.

I'd love to see if that kid was right in his boat. I'd love to. to see it imagine if he was a humanitarian now it's not going to happen um I'm going to roll the dice on that some of those um wait what was I going to say oh okay so you talk about it I can forgive everyone but this is where you get lost there a difference between forgiving and then leaving I don't want that person in my life yes, that is, I can forgive people there are people that I simply don't want in my life because I don't like what I don't like I think they will ever change I have forgiven them but I don't think they will ever change well forgiveness is for you people don't see that they always see it is like I have to forgive this person the way you are you don't have to vent don't vent to them the option to forgive It's because you want peace if you know that and then you also have the option to just set a boundary and never talk to them again that's the interesting part ahead I just want to say that I think there's a lot of empathy for forgiveness with those two words. , the Japanese and mancia, okay, so have you forgiven the Japanese first?

By the way, I have nothing against the Japanese, I will say it, I will say it. I read a book and arrived. What I learned from the book was horrible, there was nothing. My takeaway was so one sided that I'm looking and this is where my brain goes right so I read one thing about Japan in this book and it doesn't paint Japan in the best light but can you tell us which books are called Flyboys? I've talked about it ad nauseam, yes, to the point, if I mention Flyboys, my wife says that not all Japanese eat people.

It was an island, just one birthday, there were like seven guys, right, but that's how the book writes it and it wassilverman wrote? How about just being cool? Yeah, just being cool and then it's undeniable. I remember, but imagine, if that were the case for Asians. that I'm watching and it's very clear that Hollywood had room for one, yeah, that's it, yeah, and you're talking about what you're talking about and by the way, I think everyone got their chance at the plate in all fairness, but as all those guys at that time in life, I'm pointing out Kim's comedy poster for those of you who don't know, but at that time there was only room for one, so there was no real weird way there.

There was no benefit, like now you know when Bobby texts me and says, Hey, can you co-host my podcast? I mean, look, I'm actually pretty fascinated and I'm trying to get you. I asked about you. It was a Personally, I thought, please put Bird on because I don't really want to talk too much. Your fans right now are saying we should pick someone else, but let's figure out if we're going to beat Sharon. Put cards in it. table, I want to have Annie and Esther on my podcast. I know you guys started a podcast. Yes, I think it's fast.

I think I want to include them in my podcast. I know you are safe. That's another thing I want. What I'm talking about is that this setup is the way I feel comfortable being treated. No, I don't like it when you go somewhere and they say, "Oh man, I've probably already had it, just sit down, you're fine and I'll." I'm not cool, cool, I hope we want to. I went to a place and they said, “Oh no, don't worry, I don't even believe in Kovid,” and I was like cool, so you're hogging it with everyone. Well, that is.

The thing about Annie Esther and I get tested before every podcast day or not even the day before, it's like no, I need to watch it for a couple hours before we keep our distance, that's the only way I can operate until this is over because I'm someone, I'm paranoid and I have to do it. I can't lie to myself. I know how I feel five days after leaving a potentially dangerous situation where I'm like oh, because I have really bad allergies. Like this is this every night I sit there like just oh this is what I have it I brought it I took a picture of all of this this is how and I thought about this I don't really think about it before I do the podcast like I don't like going from what I should talk today but there are little commonalities that we have in what I was thinking about today and one of the things that I thought about is that I don't try not to dislike people based on what their practices are, yeah, true. people who just don't wear masks and go to a kmart yeah a part of me is okay man I get it I get who you are please understand I'm not going. wanting to interact with you like I've had guys on the road and my legit fans are like oh you're one of those masked people in Kansas City and you're like, yeah, I respect you and I respect that.

You don't believe in covid but respect what I believe and if even though you don't respect me you want to make fun of me I'll let you do it I'm going to leave I feel exactly the same as I really don't mess with people I don't shout it I'm just not in my head i'm caring that's how i operate leave me alone if you want to make fun of me have fun m look cool i have thick skin log in they're calling me fat they're calling me whatever you want call me totally cool with that i'm totally cool that i have thick skin i'm here to joke that It's my job as a comedian and if I'm going to be the butt of the joke, hey, I'm in on it too, I got it, let me tell you something, oh, I have big plans as soon as this quarantine is over, but, but, too much of a follower the rules to go the way I go no I'm a DJ I walk I don't even walk jaywalking this is how people know this about me I'm the biggest rule follower I'm a rule follower this my wife will say this I'm a rule follower except when they apply to me, like I like, for some reason, like certain rules, I just follow, yeah, but that ex I like, perfect example.

I don't believe in being late to places, but depending on what it is, I'm fine with being late. Well, I don't like being late, but if we talk about it, it's like I'll never be late to the comedy store, I'll never, ever, ever, I'll always be there 30 minutes at a time before my spot, however, if it's my show in the comedy store and I'm the only person on the schedule. I may be late because I'm doing well. I know the rules are that they can't start without me. Yes, and as if we were panicking, people are panicking like us.

I should be early I'm going, I remember telling my daughter that and then she was like in second grade and we were late for school and she was like dad, they can't start without me, I went no, that only applies to me, no. you like it, they're definitely starting without you aila like it's them they don't even think about you like they've already started, you're late so I have weird rules like that, you know, like I don't I don't like it when people talk about people on podcasts, but I've done it. I'm a hypocrite, I'm everything I don't like about people, but at least I know it.

We have some useless advice this week. Less hopeful advice with Kalila and Burke Crusher. Oh my god, I almost said Bobby. I am a 20-year-old woman who has lived at home since the pandemic with my parents' younger brother, who was a decade younger than me. Wait, I'm already confused. She is 22 years old. older woman, oh she doesn't have a 20 year old son, no I'm a 22 year old woman living at home since the pandemic with my parents and my younger brother who was a decade younger than me, she's 12 years old. Yes, unlike me, excellent math. Unlike me, who grew up shy and obedient to my parents, my brother is a complete brat.

My old parents don't care because well, they're old now and they look to me to help raise him essentially because he's like a lost cause. I tried to be his friend, I tried to be the big sister, but nothing works, he's still a part of it, which makes me have bad anger and rage management, which makes me want to hit him, even though I never want to do that to him. the way my parents beat me. Growing up, I hate to admit it, but I'm starting to hate and even resent my parents for having this accident, baby, but these feelings make me feel really guilty.

The bottom line is, how do I treat my younger brother if I try to? build a better relationship even though it's hard or should I preserve my own mental health and hold on until the pandemic is over and escape this nest completely which will make me better when he's older. You know Burgess hates boys, yeah, oh no. By the way, I'm having the same problem with my daughter, except she's not my brother, so yes, I have resentment towards her, I want to hit her, I can't wait until this pandemic is over, I can get out of it.

Sometimes I look at my wife. Who is such a good person? Such a good man. She sees everything with love. I wish she could be that person. I get bitter and angry about certain things like what was. I'll give you a perfect example. Um, it happened today or what happened yesterday. I was like, oh, last night the girls took the bikes out but then they left them all over the backyard and I was like, Hey guys, let's put the bikes away and they were like what and I was like, Georgia, we're. putting away the bikes and she told me: what do you want? and I said, no, you hear me, you don't want to do it and then I got really angry and then she said I didn't take it out and I told her that's how it is. that's not what I said I didn't say hey you took it out can you help me I said let's put the bikes away she was like island and then I told her why are you doing this like why and then my wife says and then they go out and I go, I don't like that disrespect, she's a girl who cares and I said no but she should be, she says did you do that to your dad and I said yes and I?

It was like wait, how can you be so positive right now? Don't you want to throw it in the pool or something? She said, "You need to calm down" and I said and then I started pacing. of control and I think that no one tells me to calm down and I say and I go and but it's so funny that I know what that girl is going through, yes, there is a strange selfishness where we forget what it would be. to be like her little brother and it's and sometimes the rules were different than ours when we were little, as I told my daughter the other day.

We were talking about tattoos and I said you can never get a tattoo and she said well that's not a rule, I said no, it's definitely a rule and then I went and then I said I don't have a tattoo, she goes, I don't care , she goes, do you know why I don't have it? a tattoo and she says why do you have a tattoo dad and I'm going because my dad said I couldn't get a tattoo and that's why I don't have one and that's why you're not going to get one our dad my dad said that we Can't we get one like what world am I living in?

Oh, I don't care if she has a tattoo. I do reverse psychology with jewelry with a teenager we have here. I think you should get a tattoo every day. day, get a tattoo, bobby, like, hey, cocaine, cocaine, do all this, she couldn't be a more angelic girl, like we keep forcing her to do this, what we think and she's like, oh, that's not so cool and likes things your age, she comes up. with a tattoo on my face right now hello hello hello I did it I got really high on cocaine and I have to deal with that's all Bobby is going to be very happy you guys love me more now I'm pregnant so what do we tell this girl to do ?

I think those feelings are super normal. I think everyone in the pandemic in the same house wants to murder each other, yeah, suck it up and when you have the time and the money, and yeah, get out of there, get your own place, have that. independence what you're saying is I didn't mean to interrupt you I'm sorry but what you're saying is so real that she's kinda forgetting that she's in a pandemic and if my wife says it to me over and over again you're dealing with what you're in a pandemic you can't go out to work you can't like it more than what I did a little bit but she says you can't go out to the store you can't go out to dinner you can't go to Pat's for a cocktail you can't do that and don't forget that you can't do any of this and then she can't do any of this and you're the reason she can't do any of this because you say if I can't do this you won't do this and then suddenly all of that is real tension in a home because we are in a unique moment and forgetting that we are in a unique moment is almost blaming yourself for something that you are not guilty of, yes, those feelings are very real, they are very valid, but do not blame yourself for having them.

It's a pandemic If you were out of the house, you would If you were out of the house, you would walk in, see your brother, smile and say, hey, what are you old people doing today? and they'd be like, "ugh, they hit me and you'd be like, sit down, but they're not hitting him because they're all in the same house, they can't just start hitting them now, it's awkward to hit him." in front of everyone I was just walking around with nunchakus and like you know what those things are called knuckles and it looks like I'm training for a kumite so the youngest 12 The one year old says what is she doing so he just gets on the row, this is what you do while he sleeps, cut his hair a little, a little, so you know you won and then the next morning, go, hey man, your hair looks good. and it would be like and then you always have the knowledge that you gained just a little strand of hair and then you leave it in places and you say put it in this food and they will say who has hair in my food and leave.

I'm sure it's not your hair I hope that helped you buddy yeah I hope that helped you thank you so much for doing this

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hey thanks for having me I really like you this was great and let's go spear fishing let's live the Hawaii dream. I am 100 in all that, anything to promote anything. I have nothing to do oh no, sorry, I have a TV show. uh, tbs, put on a big show every thursday night at 9:00 p.m. 8 a.m. central time. uh, the end is coming, it's two hours, I think it's an hour for now, I don't know what it is, but it's a good show, it's something very fun and family-friendly, snoop dogg is there cody rhodes jennifer ortigas rosario dawson and I am introducing and then I think that's it oh my podcast two bears one cave my podcast bill burt and my podcast burt cast butt crash right rod thanks guys um I have a new podcast with some very good friends of mine called Bloodbath it's with annie Letterman and Esther Pavitsky They are completely unhinged.

I myself am a little unhinged. Our episodes go sideways very often. I can't tell if we're obsessed with each other or if we absolutely hate each other. I would really love your support. to youtube.com Bloodbathgirls smash all the buttons subscribe leave us a review on iTunes hopefully it's five stars if there are six stars and that's an option give us the world annieAnnie is really screwed. I want to have my own independence. Esther needs more attention. She is falling apart emotionally. Plus, it's a really good program. Honestly, I hate tooting my own horn, but it's a fun show and it's only going to get funnier, yeah, and yeah. you love george's laugh it's there too it's true it's there too maybe even louder louder maybe louder but the volume was up no, I'm going to turn it down bryce the cat liked the audio on that one and then I told him that do not turn it lower I need it is aconsolation to me it feels like you don't do that you always ruin every promo by uh by adding me to it this is a great show go watch bloodbath daddy esther okay perfect bye guys bloodbath yes produced by andres i'm kidding it will be in this soon oh, actually I know what maybe something is going to happen to someone in a couple of months, uh, George, that's great, four weeks, something that will change George's life, guys, and uh, maybe I have to oh oh George, what is that?

I just wanted to give a quick sample of the cards we have here. Oh here's some of the face cards so we have this artist who did this it's actually on the side of the pack uh that's where his name is custom designed by jay ross this guy is an artist from the dope, made this rig really sick, um, there's so much tiger belly personality in these, if you look at the faces of the cars, there are different variations of the sleeping king, each one different. one, the slap queen, uh, all the aces have like little knots, some tiger belly, um things, uh, too, even the jokers, uh, those are personally my favorite cards, they're the jokers, yeah, I'm not showing that it's us in a box of cards right here. slot king this left queen his trusty pen face companion and idk i just called i insulted myself but guys these cards are great check them out george if you want to buy them where can you find out when? are released, just go to Podca Belly and you can sign up for a newsletter that we're doing, updates on Tiger Belly Slept Kingdom and we'll give you the first notes on when the merch comes out and everything.

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