BECOMING 13 YEARS OLD FOR A DAY!

Alright guys that's all I have for you today uh Pearson the video just started. Oh wait folks, I have an important message from the man behind the scenes. Go ahead, I don't have an introduction today. Today is the most embarrassing thing. Have you ever seen it and I have what happens party people I'm currently here with my mother hello guys the one who gave birth to me the one who wiped my butt the one who still does what oh disgusting I would never do it you know I actually have take a poop right now we should talk about this okay we're not going to talk about that but we're going to talk about me because that's a very common topic in my life it's just me because the world revolves around me if you don't they did it.

I don't know, yes, of course, but today what we are going to do is have my mother explain to me who is better to bring to the table to completely destroy me than my mother. Yes, I remember I went in once when she had it. friends came over and were playing truth or dare and I walked in just as there was a dare for her to kiss one of these little scruffy kids why are you still with scruffy kids why are they scrubbing how do you go from one direction doing skits and songs about truth or dare? the challenge, I walk in and see Pearson kissing this guy, I mean I was like what the hell is everyone leaving everyone out?

What about when she went to Big Bear and she was like 13 14 or something like that and it comes out? a call like at midnight um and you pick me up and you pick me up I was definitely like five

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old she's like crying no she was like a teenager what's your first kiss story my first kiss story I think it's honestly not as crazy as it was a truth or a dare, I know george berrigan george bergen and he was like a lizard kiss it was like it was like that your first kiss was but yeah, yeah like a french kiss and it was like a lizard kiss and I thought: have you ever He practiced with his pillow, everyone practices with their children.

What do you think of Brierson? Well, you know I'm secretly in love with Brent. Well, guys, it's not even funny anymore, like it's not a joke. She is literally. I think she wants to date Brent, but I wish that was the case. but I wish it was weird yeah, no, no, we're not going to start shipping the brand. Okay, we're not sure it won't happen. Oh, he is the sweetest person, the cutest, of course, I love Brierson. She's like Brett. Please marry my daughter because no one else. Will, yes, that's true, okay, that's enough grilling for one day, oh, taxes, work and responsibilities, I'm over it.

I just wish I could be 13 again. Be careful what you wish for. Who are you? We are your guardian angels. Wait, really, no, we. "I'm here to bring you back to what it's like to be 13. So no responsibilities, let's do it. So what's first? The outfit needs to change your hair. It's dead. That makeup. We really need to fix that. It's okay, so let's get to the goal. So, so." We are on the way to the target and everyone is crowding in the back, they are like you are not worthy to sit next to us, so everyone sat in the back, I smell, yes, you need perfume, that's why we are going to add . to the list, add it to the list, okay ladies, where are we aiming?, yes, and what are we going to do, get you some makeup, thank you here, thank you, hey, here you go, please, where are you going? bra section do you want some of this no it will be for brent oh yeah ok they look like they are hard ok walking is hard for me oh I did it again ok you have 30 seconds to choose an outfit three two one I lost my pants right here they're getting anxious they don't know what to do okay, she found a long sleeve okay, okay, we have some sweatpants, we have a long sleeve, get under it with the sweatpants, okay? cute and so this is probably going to be the best aisle for you guys um we have a lot of sippy cups in here uh this is a baby aisle exactly you guys are babies so we just got back from Tarjay we got the suit I'm excited for my makeover, what's next?

Well it's getting close to dinner time, like we're really hungry and usually the adult pays for our food, oh so you're implying that I should pay for your guys food. You guys, oh, okay, what do you guys want, in and out, in and out? First of all, no, no, I'm not buying them food and second of all, I'm on a diet, that's hot, girl. Summer is coming. I'm not on a diet. 13-year-old children don't go on a diet. Well, this 13-year-old is doing well. We are hungry. I think you already know what to do. No. No.

No. No. That didn't turn out the way I expected, but I'm not mad about it. I like being 13. This is fun, okay, we're home, we ate, we're well fed, now it's time to try on my outfit, actually. it looks pretty cute you guys do it well and for the final reveal drum roll please yeah and you have the hand sanitizer holder you know what the outfit is it's not that bad in fact are you me Breaking my face for real and I just broke my bag? Now that I have my amazing shape it's time to put on my makeup you guys ready to put on my makeup remember me because I'm fine not after this but here we go I'll look like a whole new woman maybe now the kids will like it. to me, they are approaching me, oh, oh my God, it's like a paintbrush, is this the McDonald's logo, I have to have the mustache, yes, cover the pile, what do you mean?, yes, since there is no mix, we have to carry it everywhere, oh, great.

There really is a lot of surface area in front, I know, I remember when I said that I feel like we would be friends, I take that back. I'm going to have to cancel my plans because of you, let's make one eye pink and the other blue. yeah, don't egg her on, you know, you know what makeup remover I'll see you when you're done with my pretty makeup, is that my ear, oh hell, even my nose, oh yeah, let me hold that for a second. I actually just want to see how heavy it is, yeah, see how you like it, and for the final reveal, oh my god, what is that?

What's that? That's a hickey, a hickey, why did you give me hickeys on my neck? I look like a fool That's what we wanted to do I thought you were going to turn me into a 13 year old boy Yeah, this is what we do, we like it, we have to do each other's makeup like this, okay, so what do we do? What do we do now? show it to everyone else and we post a picture on Instagram no, yeah, no, yeah, on your story, no, yeah, no, and you know, maybe like bro and say thanks for the hickey, yeah, oh no, you guys are Kids, you can't even know what a hickey is.

You can see these root blockchains appearing. They have 40 coats of lip gloss on my lips. We'll call Lexi. What happened? It was them. They did this to me. How is it possible that they hate you? I know I have something to do. say brent gave me this hickey no he didn't yes he did you definitely don't look like kesha. okay, who should I call now? Ben, okay, you're good, no, Brent gave me a hickey, wouldn't it be that purple 13-year-old Ben. They did this to me, you look better than you've ever seen, I hate you, ben, oh my god, I look so bad, no, he took a screenshot of my face, you should post it on your Instagram story now, yes, and right now, guys. like knives behind your back you better do it now act like you look super good and the cats will rent thanks for this hickey it's very popular no I'm not putting that in my store well brent it was really nice meeting you if you never talked to me again I really won't be offended, I totally understand, you will be very offended, we are going to publish his story, we would really like to look, pretend you are pretty sure, oh thank you, my self-esteem has never changed. highest status, what are the subtitles, hey Brent, the hickey is really showing up today?

No, I will never do this again. Okay, this is the final product, wait, it actually looks like a hickey. Hey Brent, the hickey is really showing up today, you guys stink, thanks. Guys for showing me what it's like to be 13 at any time. I feel comfortable being 22. Now I never want to go back in time. Who wants me to do my makeup next?