Because I'm Batman! HISHE Compiliation

Knock-knock, seriously, yeah, come on, knock, knock, who's there, beak, beak, who. Oh,

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I'm, do you want to know how I got these scars? mm from Batman from Batman, guys, guys, it's not a contest

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I think we all know who would win if If it were me, oh, whatever, I'm Batman, you also had that lizard formula on your hands before Captain Stacy If he died, why not give him a small dose? Maybe his regenerative powers would heal his wounds. Wow, I didn't think of that, you're absolutely right. I'm Batman, what's wrong with costumes? Nothing. I'm just not into cosplay.

That's all since when. You've always dressed like a bat all the time. I dressed like a bad guy because I'm Batman. How can you make your costume look so real? Because I'm Batman Alfred, just use the same thing as your phone, do you know why? Because he's a bad father, call me Batman from now on I'll call you Batman. Okay, that's it, fun little games you want to play. little games, come on, pretty baby, are you doing well? Bruce stop a madman she just called him man of steel total pwnage or because he's

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hey he would have come back for you because I'm so sorry he's a little passionate she's so tough.

You want to know my secret, I didn't know, I don't know how you got here, she says, I'm Batman, the man of steel wasn't inspiring, that's just hurtful, you blinked a little. I'm Batman, didn't you pretend? your own death, sure, but I can get away with that kind of stuff, don't ask him why you want to know where I got these clothes, surely the answers aren't Batman in your face, easy, no, I mean, no could you. shoot me if you want to it was because I'm faster than a speeding bullet not because I'm Batman you stop you're not helping so we moved to London you started River how did you know that because I?

I'm so sorry about the lock, I had to break it, why can't you just knock like a normal human being, baby? You know the answer: it's because I'm Batman. Hey, I'm Batman. Do you want to know my secret identity? a fist in the face you who were part bat and part man who was your father oh, I'm not part bad I just dressed like a bat because why did you trust as a part? I'm not just a normal man, I'm bad man I'm Groot I'm Batman I'm Batman I'm Batman I'm my evil Well and so on for a while I'm Batman I'm bad Oh, with hiccups, what's your normal voice sound?

It doesn't matter what my normal voice sounds like, but if I cried every day it would still be amazing. You know why? Because you're going to be Batman. Yes it's correct. Well, give this guy a trophy. You want to take me on a date. Well, no. I don't know, I was going to see if you would like to have dinner with me or something for sure because you want Batman, yes, yes, I mean a jam, eh, look, he's doing it, Batman guys, I also noticed that they served you because our bag. I'm always right because I was your bad man, don't interrupt my catchphrase, well maybe you shouldn't make your catchphrase so easy to see.

I'm going to fight you, why, because you're Batman, because I'm better than You're on automatic It's on because you're Batman Yeah, because I'm Batman 200 pounds How can you hit him, who's only a year old? I don't know, I think it's, I think it's because I'm back there, okay, that. is a debatable definition of Awesome hey I'm Batman you want to know my secret identity I'm not jealous I'm Batman I don't wear raccoon ears and a tail because I'm Batman I'm Batman I'm a Mario, I'm Batman, I'm Mario, because I'm Batman guys hey I'm Batman, you want to know my secret identity, do you know why?

Because you're bad because I'm Batman, are you kidding me? I catch falling planes. on the air like every other week and I'm Batman I'm probably going to save the day tomorrow and I'll be Batman tomorrow because I'm Batman, yeah, I need to tweet that real quick. Oh, are you crazy? You're bleeding everywhere. place, yeah, oh he's dead, I might be bleeding out, but that's okay because since I'm buried, they even stabbed you, dude, yeah, how are you still breathing now? It doesn't matter, I already know what you're going to do because I'm a bad man. Do you know what bothers me?

How did you get back to Gotham City after getting out of that prison on the other side of the planet? Why don't you explain to me why so many people have a problem with this? I said it's because I'm Batman, can we get back to the story? Please continue. I'm Iron Man. I can't pay that kind of debt on a daily salary from the planet. I mean, you could because you're a Mac man. I was going to say rich. I'm rich too I'm rich Batman oh my god you know I'm tired what did I say? Did you find the off switch mr.

Wayne, not good at all. Did you find the off switch, mr. Batman, yes I did, thanks Lucius, you guys stood me up didn't you? because I had man, what the hell, oh yeah, this is just what makes me uncomfortable. I say you say I'm Ant-Man, that's weird, no, I say Batman because I'm Batman, I'm back and I'm Ant-Man, stop saying it, but I'm Ant-Man and I'm Batman, oh my god, don't make me shrink and run across this table and punch you in the face because I'm Batman, so oh my god, because I'm afraid of bats. Bats everywhere are leaving, bee.