BADGER'S BEST OF 2020

Alright, look, most of you come here for the funny and not for my face, so if you want to skip to that part, I'll just put it here, I'll even put that fancy little indent in the scan bar so you don't have to. see the talking head part, it's right here buddy just skip it and to those of you who want to hear this part, thank you for an amazing

2020

from the bottom of my heart, thank you in a year that was extremely unpleasant for many for reasons which I'm not going to get into because I don't want YouTube to take my money.

I feel very lucky to do this great job, whatever we call this, uploading trash to YouTube formally, guys. They are the ones that allow me to do this every day. It's a great gift, so I can't thank you enough for your time and attention. It is truly an honor. No, I know my resolution for

2020

was, "Hey, I'm going to do everything." a lot less sponsorship to be able to produce a lot more hits and obviously that didn't happen because I went crazy with sponsorships for a good reason, money literally a lot of jokes aside and for those of you who really care I've realized that for me content type sponsorships are actually the way to go and I know it sounds strange but let me explain, don't get me wrong.

You could make things work with just all of YouTube's ad revenue, but that would require you to upload much more frequently. It leads me to rushed content and stagnation as a creator because I'm too focused on the schedule and not the creativity that you need to remember from day one. It's just me of course, I record with my Discord friends who I love, but I record, I organize. I edit the script, I encourage, every frame is at my fingertips and nowadays I say that to other creator friends who look at me like I'm an idiot, like why wouldn't you have a gigantic team of editors the size of a skyscraper ? building, doing everything for you, just putting it all together, it's like, wow, you're a great

badger

and you edit your own stuff, still, you might have a learning disability, but I do it because I really love every part of this kind of thing.

Subtitled. It sucks, but everything else I love baking the cake myself that way. I know exactly what I'm serving to you and that I created every part of it, so with that in mind, I try to stay financially on track. On the purely side of things as a one man band with just advertising revenue, it will be practically impossible, especially when it comes to how vulgar my content is, we're obviously not playing Minecraft here, sponsorships on the other hand, and You can call me an accomplice. you want and you can leave I'm not going to tie you here I'm not going to hold you hostage they are payments so big that I can afford to take my time with all my videos because I don't worry about the money part that brings out the

best

in my creativity.

I can shoot for much longer to get the exact footage I want. I can experiment with the structure of the videos, the way I script them and especially the way I animate them, and not only this. they result in much better videos, but doing this better in 2020 looking back at videos from January compared to videos now is a huge improvement and like many of those videos from January, it makes me cringe, which is good , taking my time not only leads to better videos, but I level up as a creator, as terrible as it may seem, for example, in March I couldn't animate everything and now I can animate it to a shitty quality level very quickly, when I don't have Hurry, I can experiment.

I improvise, I can try things in different ways because that time when the big sponsorships buy you give you that luxury, so I hope you understand that this is the only time of the year that I let you take a look behind the curtain to know What exactly. I'm thinking and why I'm doing what I'm doing, so I hope this gives you some kind of perspective. I know you get nervous every time you hear Rage Shadow, but that kind of funding allows me to push the limits of my creativity. and explore as many different directions as I want when it comes to video creation and that's the

best

way to do it right now for my vulgar content and that's it, I hope you understand that I'm still very proud of my improvement this year, I think I can really do a lot better in 2021, but off the top of my head, the three videos that were the most fun to make and ended up being the best videos getting choked and beaten for money in Payday 2, God has done it.

I left the server in the g and ball tab and at will, constantly the most recent, a program like, thank God, world of tanks allows me to post on top of world of tanks images, thanks again for a wonderful year. I appreciate it more than you. Will I ever know that I plan to play a much wider variety of games in 2021 if you want to wait for that and I hope you enjoy the video, peace, heavenly god, that theme is so crazy, so intense, what song is the main one? menu he listens to his way to work his trip oh no on the way to work it's the brain it's just loud like this over and over again and I'm the only person in the car one month and you're literally generating no emotions just like looking at you politely why is it Black Ops 2 still 60 bucks sounds like someone posting shame it's just a meme idiot sit down why is he here he lost he posted shame oh that's the wrong chad shut your mouth it's accidentally the wrong picture I just licked the wrong picture, that's an accident, yes please don't hit any kids in the face, are you a burned baby Mickey?

You have ruined the mask so much. I'm Mitch McConnell, feed me, poor thing, you may not like it, but this is peak. mail performance right here this is the maximum performance of the maximum dose of Doge what there are two of I'm not a spy clearly one of you is a spy like on both sides of the screen wait, wait, let me let me move, both guys they call me I'm not a spy clearly this is a lie mental boss telling me what you're doing on that discord channel sir boyfriend almost made me spit out my gamer stuff on my monitor I just got an alert saying the servers are too busy on this game , I think it's the limit tab, she had the glider, I don't think, I don't think that's accurate, nah, the big one, the bar is what it's for, no, no, no, no, I think you mean you want see the best copy ever made. look at general discord, own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended for ruffians who break into my house, I'm robbing a guy who calls me tough and brother, I'm just hanging out the door where you had me. make a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot, pull out my gun on a second man, I totally miss him because he's softer and hits the neighbors, okay that's a ass, water, you can live your life as a crab, but you can only vaguely answer questions maybe maybe you can't call it a hood classic that's reserved for a damn presidential medal of freedom very specific the award-certified hood glass nobel I need it like anyone yes, finally I'm going to show up my black shark the rear eight behind me brother I only use my unemployment to pay a parking ticket the government pays the government it's a vault what do we need a drill?

It is a larger vault, do we need two drills? you can't just stack smaller drills to do the damage of a larger drill this doesn't make sense it's like shooting yourself with low caliber bullets to increase your resistance to higher calibers it doesn't make sense this is a skyrim you're overloaded you leave to eat 40 pounds of raw glass oh dear brother, I picked up this basket now I weigh 6,000 pounds, let me eat this basket now to solve the problem, brother, you are actually in the middle of a fight while the Nordic ax swings towards your face. you press the pause menu 80 wheels of cheese oh they go straight down your throat they call me katrina because my drip is great they call me katrina because the government isn't coming we chat I might be too young for that we really just wanted to invade Japan with the guy if you're listening i'm about to give you some ptsd oh my god can we make a video without an m1 garand reload for the love of god wait cap and a half guess who's an admin i guess who isn't there that brown right there?

Yes, I had half a cap and half a heavy hat. There is no heavenly cap. Who is the man? Because he is my mom. You are raining. Either you're blonde or you're a captain. I wish there was a baby on board. You can put it in the back maybe it would put a heat bullet right through someone breaking into my house. I don't want to kill us all. I'm not going to shoot like a 50 a.e. He let himself die on purpose, classic. jello on his way out to immerse himself in more society so sick of all the society around me I wanted to go he better drive the culture three it'll be a bloodbath for them for me no the rap game for me ghosts is about to be a bloodbath, yeah if it lasts more than an hour, like Culture's 27 track album, literally punch me in the face if I eat a bite of a chicken sandwich and it's a pie, I send you God, so Simple as that, you're washed up like a plate, bro. is hanging brother oh hello sir this is c4 let me introduce you oh that man disintegrated that man there is no more a little fight with a Brazilian woman I don't know how you ever just hit your mind I have a plan arthur I just need 2 billion dollars from the taxpayers I have a plan arthur I just need two trillion dollars of taxpayer stimulus no you can't just add two trillion to the economy that's not how this works you can't use a trench gun it's unfair too powerful in the trenches dangerous trent se going to go why are there memes like this?

Now we have the official Halo voice actor saying that he became a pickle and I didn't, Harvard. That's one of the funniest I've ever seen. We have identified the dog. You hate the doge meme so much that you just want to exterminate him in a raid fight. We have identified that Shiba Inu UFC will take place at the mother base. That's great. The engravings give you every tactical advantage I can imagine, boss, you killed a child. Great job. that's why you're the best colonel he turned into a pickle that's the funniest thing i've ever seen krause get off the boat right now be careful using aggravating words i swear there's no one here we swept the whole complex with 50 guys the lasers They are activated and we have a dozen dogs patrolling.

Oh God, Greg, no, I refuse, no, no, what couch, baby, couch, baby, me, is this Hammer of Dawn weapon, something good, uh, no, it's a piece of trash, who cares? Am I hitting literally? look, yeah, look at those guys on the left, it's just a spicy magnifying glass that you don't remember a couple more months ago, when jeremy renner vibe checked on his wife with a fn five seven, how did you know it doesn't mean anything to me ? jeremy buy and get an r8 shit that's disgusting you said there's someone looking out your window when you're trying to sleep i'm not trying to look at that that's scary okay it's all up to you gonzales gonzales protect the burger pingu is watching right now bro you gotta do it that's a lot oh my god are we playing scp?

That was so scary I was just staring at the corner. Wow, this is like Blair Rich Project level horror and we're playing in a Uranium in a well-lit stadium has 20 billion calories, so if you really want to bulk up, you have a source that's not a meme, i took, i googled that there is a certain amount of potassium that is radioactive, we worked that out in high school if you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die from radioactive poisoning oh yeah, the radiation would kill you oh my god dude look it sounds like a goblin wait what do you think we lost vietnam because we didn't announce the foray into chess that actually hurts I don't, no, no, shut up, jelly, we were just trying to find Vigil's parents.

The mission failed. I'm about to fight that river, brother. I'm going to go back and fight the world. I can't say you're going to come back and fight. the river i'm done arguing in 2020 we don't agree on something i'm honest just why did you resist a police officer why are you police i blew up malaysia there's a minigun that doesn't happen it's just called mini golf creepy that's not it fun as soon as you walk in, how's that? Even though I was going like five miles an hour or whatever they say in France, five baguettes a kilo, okay, you're not even trying, we're like ah, French. baguette, we're done, I don't have the armor, what are the American units? chat hamburgers for happy meal washing machines browning high power instead of miles per hour it's football fields for moon landing okay we win we still win it's worth it it's worth it, it's actually quite funny even though I'm very anti-war, crime joke, war crimes for corporate bailout, that's pretty good, that's pretty spicy nowadays, I love c shooters, they're better than any other cheater game, they're like that's like that meme of the two wojacks crying other cheater gamesyour cable reach.

Have you seen the video of the guy who just knocked down the Tasers? Yes, I'll catch you. Yes, wait, wait, wait, wait, come back, turn right, say no. I'll turn left, take that liberal, let me be me, your strategies beat your traders. I'm tight because I've been feeling this way for a long time, don't worry buddy, I won't lean too far into the stoic two seconds later and much like Shaq. Who freezes his enemies and burns them? Have you not seen God? That meme is disgusting. It's so fried. Jack uses icious to freeze those mortal enemies and then burns them and this only answers.

In fact, I'm going to grab some ice right now. Wait, tuxedo, in about two rounds. I'm going to burn my mortal enemies. Oh damn, never in a thousand years would I have thought to put on gloves before putting this on. I would just put it on my hand and it goes numb, idiot, that's how it is. I know you're smarter than me, damn you're some serious glue here heavenly, that's dumb. The teeth are strange things, no, brother, they are as beaten up as if the teeth were wet. Do you all know why I have a list?

Because you were so much. better as a punching bag than as a human being russia night 41 someone told me that's propaganda a six russian gun thing it's not I don't care I'm going to keep making those jokes I don't care it's convenient for my narrative well bad it is it's still funny shut up wait that's not true these likes aren't though oh don't shut me down that no yeah up i just want you to see it i want to calm down i want you to see the transformation the definition of i keep that stance with me literally the epitome of what What happens and I discover that I'm going to need a flash hider on this.

I can't believe the Kool-Aid Man is in Rainbow Six. Is he the glass of juice? He is bold, he is a coalescent self, he is an advertising mascot. Never mind, did you just use the word be coalescent for a pitcher of grape juice? He is a corporeal ethereal. Me, a giant jug of fruit punch. He is beyond your dimension of understanding, so you know. Is he the full juice bowl glass? Oh, the wife told me it was her or the construction dodge. God, I miss her. He may have a 60 chance of dodging bullets, but not a 60 chance of dodging child support.

Can I hire someone as a Fortnite streamer to build? ikea furniture, I wanna see how fast they can do that bro, they'll just start spinning around while breathing really hard into the microphone, you know, their eyes go everywhere too and then they start third and it's just no, no, I wish you were the real Russian

badger

sound, did you just summon? I tried to gobble I tried to gobble gremlin rip this to convince this kid I'm not real living under a waterfall eating mushrooms look at the rising sun on that flag there's a house in new orleans I'm actually suffering from liver failure due to my crippling addiction to alcohol greetings we are all drinking for that drink of that infection there is no cure okay someone has a headache that will never not be a good touch flu oh diamond mining but you Instead, I will make all these weapons, all these game modes , all these heists and all I did was play Minecraft, okay I'm here, who wants to die, this is true, oh brother, I'm literally a captive of a terrorist organization.

I can't relate to your e. -girl problems oh you can do that, what if you're literally swinging Milly with a machine gun when Trump walks in? Remember to vote in the primaries. You're as dumb as a box of rocks. Chad tells me to stop licking my lips. lip having ah don't lick them now badger I'm going to buy a PC sorry yeah no thanks I'm sorry to hear that I feel like every gaming avenue you try to take nowadays sucks you can't get a ps5 you can't get a 30 90. you can't get a 3080 you can't get it you could probably get an xbox Cole cash, that's not even a meme, it was on sale at Kohl's for like six minutes and somehow people got like eight thousand ps vibes at Kohl's in like six minutes, why? we do this to ourselves why are we still here who are you friends who were talking wanted oh my god why do you do that to yourself why do you do that to me according to your dankel in the grouse chat nine millimeters kill the body but 45 acp kills the soul you have to make sure people don't come back as a lich it's true where are you going for pickle rick no, I'm going for pickle rick mixed with scp I smell pickles scp-049 has reached the containment level pickle that heister he's the best in bed, I mean Sydney is probably the favorite if you can have some Bose nose canceling headphones on.

I don't know, Jimmy would probably kill you. You get into bed with a jacket. I don't think that's supposed to go. There is cash. I know 100 percent that you're that guy who puts the entire chicken wing in your mouth and just takes the jar away. It's something you do. It's what happens. That's right if you do that in economy class. I go and I went straight into Smokey Cash at all costs, corn dog vertically and then someone next to him asked me, I'm going to continue with that, they got stunned and came back, are you kidding me?

We were silent, I bought it with the blunderbuss, oh. Oh my God, thank God the French have stopped it, it takes you down so far when you shoot this thing, oh my God, I mean the cracker barrel is the fire link sanctuary for the whites when you die, that's where you reappear, there is no complete car in the building that is not fulato. This is Sam Son, who received an Xbox Live code for three days, brother, I want a speech like President Obama or Ronald Reagan with this sound quality, just to see how it affects Mr.

Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate of the House of Representatives yesterday. December 7, 1941 God, I have pleasure, stop, a great evil is coming. All Chad says is the big bad is the damn French, oh my god who is that squad, weaving squad, weaving squad, you know what makes me respect Japan's soldiers in the '90s. 1940s they didn't know what anime was the bible it's just christian manga wow that's powerful rigor in my ring let's not bring that like zoink scoob maybe we shouldn't go back to nadking I refuse you can't keep getting away with it just jumped to through the wall disappeared I stopped liking the game I like I like it because other people don't listen brother what is your favorite game that depends what is your least favorite game hey friend what is your goal nothing of your favorite do you enjoy the games oh there it is yes, the tactical plan that mario bomb farms.

I'm so glad I discovered pre-planning menus. Really cool things happening. This is such a great post. Who is drawing Bart? You didn't even write Homer like you wrote Barm. I just wrote like I don't know right now, I swear to God if one of you bothers me I'm actually going to firebomb your house get the stick, in this case we are intentionally abusing the explosion to deceive to unsuspecting players for good. fun just the fact that the dice include this in the game is impressive attention to detail me me me are you ready are you ready how many rolls do I have?

Yes, I caught him, I got him with the back explosion and his body went flying. I whipped the fattest one 180 and just blew someone through the roof yeah I got another one I got another one in the barrels that's disgusting that tank won't see me they don't exist isn't it like I know it's you heavenly? I'm going to freeze you, oh no, I'm going to box you before you can do it, I can't actually tell you that I was on a bike, shut up, come back here, I'm sick of this, that's disgusting, wait, right? the one where the guy was like, "I can only turn invisible, wait," the way it sounded was just merciless, it's crazy because you don't get any negative points for it, I timed it perfectly perfect frame perfect frame pain speed mossy that was the last one there is a law in Wisconsin, it is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants, how is that possible?

It is also legal to have kangaroos. His status is literally dumb. You can buy yes, a 32 ounce one or a 128 ounce one, but that's forty, not forty. but not a forty that embodies this man, either they're old people or they send him if you're really trying to date a 40 knob, brother, take this full 128 today, oh, I can make him even plumper, oh, krause, can you? why where is the cannon going? fly towards to compensate for the recoil when you shoot it you will get into the atf which is a gun which is a life sentence for the atf which is a brace everyone votes goose everyone votes goose get him out of here throw his ass out space, keep going Go ahead and restart the fire before the legend, you can't unfold the lettuce, oh God, why is this funny to me?

Why does it hit so hard? You really are a friendly idiot for the incoming predator missile, see me? that you can hold a cop hostage for two seconds, you said I'd say, hey man, you should probably have one of your friends, hey, you got me, you can't argue with that, he said, what do you sign for me, motherfucker , I mean. You'll buy two bean burritos if you kill them, oh oh, you'll make me an actor if I was a bad demo man, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you now, would we be in the chat?

You don't put Kool-Aid blockers in your mouth when you're drinking a hammer of Kool-Aid if you don't put the whole top in your mouth and when you take it out it cuts the edges of your mouth, bro. not doing it right, so basically it's a monkey project, modernity, hug, why are we still here just to suffer? It's all free, they operate on a barter system, as long as you have a gun, wait, it's all cool, I mean, am I wrong? This is worse. worse than that I'm going to kill you through the magic of friendship and this weapon I found this witch honestly this whole session has left me speechless I just don't know anything makes sense nothing trying to figure this out bro I'm literally in the microwave My bark front is talking like he's making me a cake, baby.