Awful Instagram "Facts" (ft. Danny Gonzalez)

I pay people a lot of money to love me. I'm just trying to make money with my bread and gum business so I can find some love and buy it. Losing your phone is more important than losing damn, virginity isn't that the truth, that's so true, yeah look, I can't focus on losing my virginity right now. I have to focus on losing my phone. I'm still trying to lose this. I can't get rid of my virginity until my phone is gone, that's everyone knows. That's right, I'm not going to lose my virginity overnight, but I might loosen it up a little.

I have a tight Virginia anyway, bathrooms or studies, what does that mean? As recording studios, anyway, the Yahoo guys have a brighter future than free. growl quotes around eight it's like a crowd of Pokémon eats, yes it would be a Pokémon that's like a little squirrel with a graduation again, graduating a beer, they're like kids hanging around and going much further than any cloudy girl anyway we are sending we are worshiping God it is difficult we are sending we can we can stand we stand up and we send a kick a man's testicles cause more than 9 thousand units of pain, which is equivalent to giving birth 160 and breaking thirty - two hundred thousand thirty-two point zero zero a certain amount of bones, whether it's a very large amount or a realistic amount, yeah, kick him with handcuffs, yeah, the picture is so hard that his groin forms around the guy's foot , is kicking him so hard. and it's piling up on top-oh my god, I kicked him so hard that his eyes went on either side of his nose, he got bags under his eyes.

I can't, this pig has taken his life if he is literally in the air. This kick has thrown him to the good one, we don't know if he was in the air to begin with, he could have been jumping and this guy wasn't jumping, the Indian Bollywood invented him. You've got to be kidding me, it's one movie and then a small amount of one, like 1,001 three movies? Why did the last one have to do it after the comma and this one has four? They can't just do it right and put three compared to US Hollywood - only 739 mm-hmm, okay, Indian Bollywood invented a lot of movies like Thomas Edison. working in a shed he says I've done it I've invented a movie I've been buying two transformers three the world will never be the same this is so much fun I don't know if Indian Bollywood is out making America's Hollywood, yeah, because this it's one thousand thirteen or ten thousand thirteen, which is very impressive, just one because if you look at this one with the bones, it's probably thirty-two point zero zero bones because there's no way anyone but it's weird to put decimals, why would you put thirty-two bones like thirty-two point zero zero?

Yes, there are no bone fractions. I guess we just have no idea and then it gets really weird because this whole page is just

facts

. They were not very good data, yes, they are very objective, right, they are telling you other things, surely, and then, suddenly, this Instagram account appears, did you know three reasons why you are single and why the owner of the account is single, here it is, well, we don't know if he owns his ads, oh, three reasons why, as a single, okay, who has who is the ads is that a person where is I not there's a way he's trying to say I'm single, maybe he Anyway, I want to know why, well, number one, I don't like talking to girls.

At first I thought he was confused. I don't talk to hot girls, yeah, that's what I think, but I think it's actually supposed to be that sexy. and he meant, I don't know how to talk to girls, that's it, that's all, I mean, I don't feel like talking to her, I don't even try to say that I'm not good enough to talk to girls and stuff. It was a weird translation problem, oh I'm no good, baby, you are, I'm a major problem. I'm number two, basically, to make a long story short, I'm basically the shy type, that was a coherent thought, at least yes, so this kind of thing yes.

It relates to what you said before, he doesn't know how to talk to girls, but it relates to it being the exact same thing number one, I don't talk to girls number two, I'm shy and I don't talk to girls, I feel like I just was trying to make the longest list of why I'm single just to make themselves feel it's like a high school student writing an essay trying to complete things, they said I had to have three reasons, they put like several forms of the same reason, yeah. he's like doing more to achieve his own goal than he made himself he said, well, I wrote three reasons on the table now I have to think about more he's number one I don't talk to girls they're just sweating I'm shy and no No I talk to girls anyway, number three is probably the most real one I've ever seen.

I have no interest in a fake relationship. I mean, who is he? No, you have to respect it. Yeah. I mean, what do you really think is the reason he's single? Well, because he only knows how to talk. he doesn't talk at all he's not attractive - okay well I think that's it buddy that's the video you're happy with yeah I think we worked really well thanks for doing this collab with me man yeah like that that I'm free to see, yes, oh yes, absolutely, where are we? By the way, where are we? We're in Illinois, that's where I live.

You didn't know why we were? Where do you come from just from Texas? Would you like to explore me or not, no, can I? I didn't do it right, yeah, you could probably just walk or maybe get an Uber or something, dude, okay, can you? Ryan was sitting on a pillow the whole time, yeah guys, thank you so much for watching the video. I really appreciate it. I also appreciate it a lot. I really appreciate it, I appreciate it more, so don't feel like appreciating it. Alright. Write "Like" if you enjoyed it. Subscribe. Danny has an amazing channel.

I'm sure you know that. We also made a video on his channel. It'll be in the description comment, cat pee shines, otherwise don't even appear in a video, okay, if you're not going to comment on that and I don't want to, I don't want your view, I'll see you next. Next time I won't, he won't be here next time, so just soaking him is too much. I think he is a bit intrusive, cold and bloated.